Nashville Vapor's 2nd Contest!!! Come join in... Yeayaa!!

[IronHorse]

A prize is a prize in contest and life..I admire those men with a wonderful wife
The thrill of the hunt the jungle of love...nothing's the same when you fit like a glove.
Animals at the zoo value lifelasting trysts...for us of this species it's just hit and miss.
So when you find her you keep her and cherish her heart...these wise words I leave you...
Never trust a fart!!!!

 

[ISBN]

I not sure what to say
...
But are you testing me.

 

[Uncle]

It all depends if you are still stuck up in that TREE . . .

THEN IT WOULD BE A RIP ROARIN' TIME . . .

If You could be keeping up with A Rhyme. . .

 

[thehangdude]

Happy Birthday Uncle, for goodness sake
I hope you get plenty of delicious cake!

 

[loxmythe]

There's reason for my rhyme
It's contest winning time


Happy birthday Uncle

 

[IronHorse]

Life is a test of character and will..some parts are harsh, others a thrill.
The choices we make shape the futures others, for better or worse we're all sisters and brothers.
The time we spend here some waste with hate,while others do everything to make our lives great.
I have pondered my future in Davey Jones' Locker while making the most of what life has to offer.
The day I am called on the carpet to serve,my nerves and resolve nay shall they swerve.
I will sacrifice and give til my dying breath..let others remember there's life even in Death.

 

[Uncle]

However in Death there is always LIFE ! ! ! !

It just depends on who is your WIFE

* * * * * *
THANKS - But how do you all know it is my birthday . . . ?

 

[IronHorse]

Birthdays like time travel forward not back only to haunt us and remind us what lacks
If we went into space we could put life on hold,there'd be one big vape party, tales would be told.
Of kitties from space, pissing on floors,shooting of colts and Bolts Vaped galore.
I thank DaveyJoe for this awesome shindig and thank my barber I don't need a wig.
I hope that the world converts to PV's and gets rid of analogs,cancer and disease.
As I count all my posts I can't help but smile being here's the most fun I've had in awhile!!

 

[ISBN]

Uncle your webcam is on
And there we saw you
Wearing a your Birthday hat
A birthday suit
And that was that.

 

[IronHorse]

My birthday suit looks more like tarp
tattered and abused and not looking so sharp.
If I could afford it I'd get one brand new
Unfortunately...I'd have to get not one...but two!!

 

[MissP]

I ironed MY birthday suit,
All fresh and clean...
Now I am too tired,
to do anything but Dream

 

[IronHorse]

Dreaming is good for the heart and the soul
making big plans and setting some goals.
At night I dream alot about swimming in pools,
but always wake up covered in drool!

 

[NaturesEncore]

THIS is the night my dreams have come true
My son's FINALLY home from Afghanistan, but after week two
He goes back again for 6 months more
To fight for our freedoms and finish his tour
We'll cherish these days we have him so near
For, once he goes back, here come the tears

 

[IronHorse]

Honor and Duty, a Soldiers lifestyle, here for a bit and gone a long while.
Protecting the meek and defending our Flag,taking out tyrants and filling the bags.
Most people believe the fight's for another,the fact is they're fighting to bring home their Brothers.
Shoulder to shoulder they hold the line noone can stop them,their bullets divine.
So young Soldier welcome home if only for a bit..you've paid your dues, don't let civilians give you ____!

 

[Coryac]

Breaking with the contest... I'm sorry, but I can't think of a witty poem for "I want to thank you!" and "As a parent, I can't imagine, I just hope its over soon!" I feel for you NE and may peace be with you when he is gone! Roses are red... Violets are blue... Please don't leave... Just because I'll miss the hell out of you!

 

[Coryac]

Live free

 

[IronHorse]

Freedom isn't Free no matter what they say
our young men and women die for it every day
so, for or against war, give support ...they're America's children,
if you can't stand behind our troops try standing in front of them.

 

[NaturesEncore]

A very BIG "thank you" to all of you, for the love and support!
We're so glad he's home, although the visit is short.
I introduced him to vaping, while he was still overseas,
And he quit smoking within the first week!
Right now, he's snuggled up and snoozing with his three little brothers.
Such a sweet vision for this all-too-proud mother.

GO NAVY!

 

[IronHorse]

You're welcome and thank him for a job well done.
His Service is Cherished,Sacrifice second to none.
I'd say more but typing my skills need more honed. I'm replying from my HTC dumb@$$ "SmartPhone"

 

[sanderk1]

God bless our soldiers
Their families too
Their sacrifice is selfless for the
Red, white and blue
And I think you!