haha i figured the mall guy comment wasn't at me, but i was hurt ='(
dude i'm glad you found your niche. mine is with the 901, and i couldn't be happier... it's kinda a meeting place of everything good. my attys are over 3 months old and kicking vapor out like new. 901 IMO is average on all aspects. Vapor is perfect balance of flavor, warmth, and volume, battery life is average, look is sleek.
seriously, i'm very happy you've found a place with e-cigs. i told you they'd become an obsession! look into the janty stick if you can stomach smoking a cell phone... the vapor you'd expect from a 510 but a battery that's infinitely better. or build a nicostick.
-James