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  1. chrisl317

    Ideas for getting the smoke smell out of my car?

    Lock a skunk in it for a night.:D
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    Anyone doing serious aerobic activity?

    Oh no, they were just chanting "Thank you, Satan" backwards!!!:laugh:
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    Zombie Video Contest Update

    So Angus, do you have a "Zombie Plan"?
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    My belief system is thrown awry!

    As it has been discussed, Zombie Jesus Christ has been censored on TV by The Comedy Channel so as not to offend people. Last night on Futurama they had a comeo walk on appearence by... The Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! It even had lines to say!! Highly unfair to ZJC and the rest of the...
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    What's your Plan A for a Zombie Outbreak?

    Already done on the island of St. Thomas back in the mid '80s when I was nibbled on by a zombie during a Voodoo festival. I was repaired and returned semi-normal by Dr. Bombay and his assistant Badda-Boom Badda Bing. Except I now have the anti-zombie serum flowing through my blood and I hunt...
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    What's your Plan A for a Zombie Outbreak?

    Dats Right!:laugh:
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    What's your Plan A for a Zombie Outbreak?

    Sometimes watching the show, I think if it were me, I'd be better off alone.
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    Just a thought....

    Who ever came up with the math for e-cig usage to analog usage didn't do anyone any favors. I can tell you at least from my experience that it took me around 13-15 puffs to kill off a camel. Even more from an e-cig for an equal feeling of "Ahh". You don't get a nic fix through an e-cig with the...
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    Smokers' habits are impossible to ignore

    You must feel like Galileo talking to the Church!:D
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    Smokers' habits are impossible to ignore

    Some very self-righteous antis posting replys there, huh?
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    Zombie Video Contest Update

    You know, I look at that picture and with the way you're holding it, it looks like some kind of shiny mini pistol pump shotgun!
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    Do you think E-Cigs will be banned in the US?

    Who really cares? As long as someone has a garage machine shop or works in a shop e-cigs will always be around, maybe underground, but, they'll always be ways of vaping. Prohibition didn't work, the war on drugs isn't happening, people still speed and commit murder, so it doesn't seem that the...
  13. chrisl317

    An empty carto?

    Your'e welcome.
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    An empty carto?

    empty/dry carto. time for a few drops of juice or new carto when you start getting a burnt taste.
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    Which side are you on?

    Oh, you work at the Chrysler Building?:laugh:
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    Which side are you on?

    You'll be in charge of this. Pretty good trade-up, if you ask me.:)
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    Zombie Video Contest Update

    That is nice! I still want the spork though!:blink:
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    What's your Plan A for a Zombie Outbreak?

    I'll just install a couple of HEPA filters, that'll take care of any stray zombie particulate. I suppose I'll wrap up the zombie remains first and dry them out inside a car like making apocalypse jerky, then'll they'll burn better. I'll put festering, rotting zombie parts in a plastic bag. Then...
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    What's your Plan A for a Zombie Outbreak?

    Pffft!! Manual labor!!! I think not! Burning zombie limbs over a pot full of zombie blood will produce zombie steam! I'm going for it to fufill all my power requirements!:D Rotting zombie parts will create methane for me also!
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    Zombie Video Contest Update

    He's just hoping Mac will win it. That way when he presents Mac with the knife (get it Mac+knife= Mac "The Knife"!):D he can kill him before Mac starts transforming into the super zombie. sorry about the type being so big. Somehow when typing I changed the zoom of my page and I thought I had...