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What's your Plan A for a Zombie Outbreak?

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chrisl317

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Already done on the island of St. Thomas back in the mid '80s when I was nibbled on by a zombie during a Voodoo festival. I was repaired and returned semi-normal by Dr. Bombay and his assistant Badda-Boom Badda Bing. Except I now have the anti-zombie serum flowing through my blood and I hunt zombies whenever there's work!:D
There's a post with pictures of my scars from my battle with the zombie.
 
Sometimes watching the show, I think if it were me, I'd be better off alone.

exactly! alone, or 1/2 people is perfect. Anymore than that, food water etc goes fast.

Well the colonist in the second season of "The Colony" are a let down so far. Rendering dead pigs for bio-fuel and then only using a single alternator to recharge the batteries?!? They have a running stream nearby and no one is looking into a water wheel with some gearing?

Here's a tip for the rest of us. If you can locate a 24v, 36v, or higher electric motor, you can rig it up on a bicycle frame, use a big round piece of wood for a flywheel on the crank to smooth the output, and drive that motor to PRODUCE close to what it used to take to DRIVE that motor. Place a one way diode in line with your batteries to prevent the charge from reversing. That's a bad thing. It not only discharges the battery but drives the engine!

I still think the wood gasifier is a better power source for most emergencies but I guess dead rotting bodies could be rendered for bio-fuel after Z-Day... if we can hold them down long enough for the lipo-suction that is :D The only problem with that is, who want's to run around in a diesel? How many generators are diesel vs gas? Who the hell want's to play with dead bodies for fuel?!? Okay, it might help with the clean-up afterwards but it's still a risk for infection.

On the plus side, they've finally gotten around to building a forge, something the first season guys didn't do. Then again, the 1st season guys didn't get attacked by a mob armed with pepper spray+ until the last night and I think that was more so they could show off the 'defenses' they came up with...

Diesel would be the way to go. Easier to find/make fuel. A diesel will burn and run just about anything you put into it. The gasifier was awesome, while they were in one area and didnt have to travel. It takes a lot of wood to produce enough gas to be useful in a car/truck situation.

It worked for Kwai Chang Caine... but then again, he was a Kung Fu Master. My problem with the whole "going it alone" idea, is that there are a lot of important things that I don't know how to do. Like make beer. I really need to learn how to make good beer. I can make napalm, but I don't know how to make soap. You need lots of soap to make home-made napalm. What if there is no soap?

These are the sort of things that keep me up at night...

Well, if you dont know how to do it, look it up on the internet and start printing your own handbook. Not everyone out there can remember how to do everything. Having a manual created by you will be extremely useful in the future. It will be too late to download/print once Z-day hits. Also, try it once you download it. This season, I plan on making homemade jerky, with no dehydrator or oven. Gonna do it old school. The reason? just to see if i can do it. Plus it will come in handy in a survival situation.
Already done on the island of St. Thomas back in the mid '80s when I was nibbled on by a zombie during a Voodoo festival. I was repaired and returned semi-normal by Dr. Bombay and his assistant Badda-Boom Badda Bing. Except I now have the anti-zombie serum flowing through my blood and I hunt zombies whenever there's work!:D
There's a post with pictures of my scars from my battle with the zombie.
Great! my list of "must dies" keeps getting bigger.
 
mutt....you have just met the US Army definition of a "volunteer" :)
get 'er done,son. !





(PS....for you civilians that would be someone who comes up with a "bright" idea in public)
i aint skeered.... Mac knows hes at the top of my kill list... Before I head to my private bunker, Mac WILL be defeated
 

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i aint skeered.... Mac knows hes at the top of my kill list... Before I head to my private bunker, Mac WILL be defeated
Even if you can get past Chris (which won't be easy once he has the super z juice) you will still have to get past my state of the art anti personal system:

YouTube - Comedy: Resident Evil Home Security System

That should give me pleanty of time to finish mutating..
 
Even if you can get past Chris (which won't be easy once he has the super z juice) you will still have to get past my state of the art anti personal system:

YouTube - Comedy: Resident Evil Home Security System

That should give me pleanty of time to finish mutating..

Nice...A resident evil Home security system...thats pretty good Mac.

Hmmm, gotta try to come up with a defense against the defense.

Oh, I got it....I the fast lawyer talk at the end of your commercial, it states that this defense system only works on geeky gamers, so I guess the easiest way around your security system is to just go out and get laid???:toast:
 
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Well, I tried, but it's just not on youtube. In my day (almost/maybe before my days) the most secure alarm system in the world was Jack Benny's money vault in basement of his house!

From Wikipedia -
Benny even had a sound-based running gag of his own: his famous basement vault alarm, allegedly installed by Spike Jones, ringing off with a shattering cacophony of whistles, sirens, bells, and blasts, before ending invariably with the sound of a foghorn. The alarm rang off even when Benny opened his safe with the correct combination. The vault also featured a guard named Ed (voiced by Joseph Kearns) who had been on post down below before, apparently, the end of the Civil War, the end of the Revolutionary War, the founding of Los Angeles, on Jack's 38th birthday, and even the beginning of humanity. In one appearance, Ed asked Benny, "By the way, Mr. Benny...what's it like on the outside?" Benny responded, "...winter is nearly here, and the leaves are falling." Ed responded, "Hey, that must be exciting." To which Benny replied (in a stunningly risqué joke for the period), "Oh, no—people are wearing clothes now."
In one episode of the Benny radio show, Ed the Guard actually agreed when Jack invited him to take a break and come back to the surface world, only to discover that modern conveniences and transportation, which hadn't been around the last time he'd been to the surface, terrorized and confused him. (Poor Ed thought a crosstown bus was "a red and yellow dragon.") Finally, Ed decides to return to his post fathoms below and stay there. The basement vault gag was also used in the cartoon The Mouse that Jack Built and an episode of The Lucy Show.

Real comedy back then!
 

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Well, in that case, I will just recruit the members of Z.A.P.T. and S.T.U.D.- Z.A.P.T. | MySpace


There is another group called zapt as well, which will be on the "TO Kill" list...we will NOT tolerate zombie sympathizers. YouTube - Z.A.P.T - Zombies are People Too.

That is one pathetic Zombie! No brain eating, not even attempting brain eating or even limb biting! Yes, ZAPT's need to be taken out too. I knew this was going to happen once they organized! I even vented about it in another post in another thread!:mad:
 

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