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  1. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    I couldn't help it. :facepalm: It's an illness, I know. :facepalm: You know me too well! :laugh: I hope Sea can forgive me for such a ruse. :facepalm: I knew it was wrong when I hatched it. :(
  2. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    Hi there sugar. No, not seriously. I hope you had a great Christmas and new years! :wub:
  3. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    :facepalm: OK guys, I am starting to feel real bad here :( ....... What is this thread known for? Are we not Jokers? Do not we jest for a living on this thread? I am really just clowning around here.... embarrassed that I haven't been able to give my friends here some attention in almost...
  4. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    They couldn't make the charges stick. Forensics showed that the tag had been snipped quite some time ago. They tried to trump it up... "Accessory to removal" and vice versa. In the end the judge dropped the charges and let me out for time served.
  5. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    Yep. Previous owner had snipped it right off. I think they hauled me in cause I wouldn't admit from whom I had purchased it.
  6. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    I have to be honest with you Sea.... You know those tags that say "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law"... you know, on mattresses and pillows and other soft stuff of questionable origin? Well, as it turns out, that is a federal law. A felony offense actually. :facepalm: I think the trooper was...
  7. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    Hi Jerry. Good to see you. :) I know its dead, but what would be the point of closing it? Where would I have gone when I got back? Hiya there sweet Jan. I was doing 75 in a 55. :facepalm: When the occifer pulled me over, he did a thorough search of my vehicle. I had this big pet pillow in...
  8. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    As you must have figured out, Ralphie got into a little bit of trouble. :( I have really missed you guys, but it's hard to get internet and phone in the pokey. Three months of good behavior for internet, and only 3 calls a week. Fortunately I got out right after three months, (they couldn't...
  9. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    Goodnight Jan and Fudgey :wub: Have great dreams. :) I'm out too.
  10. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    ... and real hard to talk on the phone, what with the foot being in the mouth.
  11. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    Dr. Schols has that new Kiwi flavored foot powder. You might want to try that. :lol: Then there are those rare times when it gets in up to the ankle before you even know it, and you have to call 911. :( I just hate that!
  12. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    Yes, it is a good thing. I love seeing you all. :) Perhaps its a hygiene issue. :laugh:
  13. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    Just me and you Jan. I dont think Renee likes feet, much.
  14. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    Well its real nice to see you twice in one day also. :wub: Renee, its been real nice to see you once today too. :wub: .... errr.... ummmm.... Not that twice wouldn't have been twice as good. :laugh: :facepalm: Well, you know what I mean. :lol:
  15. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    Forgiven of course. :D
  16. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    Lots of Bull. Hopefully it will be a boy. :) :facepalm: Hi Jan. :)
  17. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    Well, I had a feeling they would just work you until you drop. More with less nowadays. They are doing OK. Looks like May 3rd or so I will be a grandpa. :facepalm: :D Youngest needs to see a dentist soon. :( Other than that, no really exciting news.
  18. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    Well shucks. I hope it levels out for you eventually. ((((Fudgey))))
  19. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    Hmmm. Well I hope you two have a great time. :) Has work settled down for you?
  20. Ralph T

    Where's j0ker????? - Part 2

    Good for you! Its been a rough summer what with work, re-nesters and the like. You deserve a break...... Nanny cam. :laugh: