I'm gonna cut a hole so the light is visible, hook it up so it blinks continuously then go through a TSA security checkpoint. I need some excitement in my life.
Jack
Good morning dear, it's always an honor to wake up to the voice of a beautiful woman.
Actually in addition to my manly salmon shirt I have a manly purple shirt. The ladies like 'em so I wear 'em. (I'm not as stupid as I look.)
Jack
Good Morning, Reonuts!
Question of the day; What's the best thing about living in the geographical center of Texas? No matter which direction you go you're headed out of that damn state. Bada-bing.
Great news from Heaven's front yard... it's snowing!!! Wasn't supposed to start until this...
The ohm meter mentioned above weighs approximately two-ounces with two, AAA batteries installed. At today's spot price of gold of $1613.80 per ounce that would make the cost of the ohm meter $3227.60, (plus shipping), probably a bit out of range of a normal vaper's budget... but a damn good deal...
I'm still waiting for a good year but I'm running out of time... may have to settle for a good two-weeks.
Morning Reonuts. The weekend is looking up, dancing tonight and snow expected tomorrow and Sunday. Every snowflake means more water and less chance of fire. (Simple minds amuse easily.)
Jack
Too bad they just elected a new pope. If you keep up the clicking and swishing routine you would have been a shoo in for the job... celibacy is a major job requirement and you're gonna be real experienced at it.
Jack
Very sad news indeed, very sad, but in as much as we all know that eventually our time will come we should all be so fortunate to leave in the arms of a caring loved one.
You're doing what a man is supposed to do Cappy and will be rewarded with joyful memories that replace the pain. May God...
I'm told that forgiveness is a blessed virtue... I don't prescribe to that line of thinking. Lean forward and extend your neck whilst I finish putting a keen edge on this thing.
(Got any Reos ya wanna sell?)
Jack
My daughter and grandkids are gluten intolerant, (celiac disease). She fixed a gluten free meal for me one time and I discovered what gluten adds to food... TASTE!
Jack
Gonna have kernel corn and chopped spinach. Gotta watch my girlish figure... wait... that's not it... gotta keep my figure that attracts girls. Yup, that's it.
Jack
Hell, I'm feeling great, always do... it's pretty much a state of mind. If life were any better I'd have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.
Thanks for asking, kind sir... you are a gentleman.
Jack
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