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  1. ShogaNinja

    Story Contest!

    8) a dwarvish timepiece that could tell the time in 3 different time zones 9) a pre-paid elven communication rock with 60 minutes on it 10) a pony with 2 tails, because one just isn't enough 11) a quill, parchment, and an inkpot to write down their adventures As they came to the Rivendell Vape...
  2. ShogaNinja

    Story Contest!

    Gandalf, who just so happened to be very interested in an E-pipe. He knew that were an expensive gimmick but, if anyone knew how to acquire a good one - it was a hobbit. He'd come calling to The Shire and to Frodo Baggins to secure the "one true e-pipe". He knew he couldn't do it alone. He...
  3. ShogaNinja

    the end of vapeing as we know it??

    It's important that all of you realize that YouTube is a source of information for all things. If you don't know how to do it, get searching. There are many videos about how to make your own e-cig from parts, and many websites on the interwebz with schematics, etc. The one thing that I want to...
  4. ShogaNinja

    the end of vapeing as we know it??

    I won't get into the extraction process because of legality and safety issues, but nicotine can be gotten as a medicine/chemical from all over the world and there really is no need to extract your own. As for the handbook it's linked in my signature of every post, including this one.
  5. ShogaNinja

    Story Contest!

    6) a sophisticated plan design so that it could be printed with a 3D printer.
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    Story Contest!

    3) lifetime battery replacement
  7. ShogaNinja

    ~~ CRAVE GOURMET eJUICE~~ E-VIC + EJUICE GIVEAWAY~~ JUNE EDITION ~~

    #3 - 6/14/13: "Nobody puts Baby in a corner." Patrick Swayze as Johnny Castle in Dirty Dancing I thought of this because a certain woman enjoys watching this movie seemingly every weekend and never neglects to turn the volume down on the home theater. I frequently use it to point out an...
  8. ShogaNinja

    ~~ CRAVE GOURMET eJUICE~~ E-VIC + EJUICE GIVEAWAY~~ JUNE EDITION ~~

    #2 - 6/14/13: “I'm a mog - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.” John Candy as Barf in Spaceballs. I thought of this because it's hilarious. We lost Candy too soon.
  9. ShogaNinja

    ~~ CRAVE GOURMET eJUICE~~ E-VIC + EJUICE GIVEAWAY~~ JUNE EDITION ~~

    #1 - 6/14/13 “Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?” - Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars 4: A New Hope (the original #1 Star Wars). Words to live by. This is a real philosophical quandary as deep as "which came first, the chicken or the egg". I use this quote...
  10. ShogaNinja

    the end of vapeing as we know it??

    I wrote the Vaper's Handbook in order to teach people how to make their own juice and atomizers so they never have to fear a hostile takeover. Knowledge is power. They will never ban the parts, chemicals, and batteries needed to vape. You can't uninvent something. Once the knowledge exists it...
  11. ShogaNinja

    Story Contest!

    Now that Dinklage and KAM had a change of heart they wandered off, threw their e-cigs down and were never seen or heard from again. In their absence though, a power vacuum ensued. There would be another to take their place for Big Tobacco's cause. It was only a matter of time. As the crew went...
  12. ShogaNinja

    Story Contest!

    The time for thinking was over. Dinklage and KAM led the charge, his massive horde behind him all the way. They splashed upon the resistance fighters like a mighty wave. Bystanders counted not less than 49 of them had been dissolved and turned into zombies by KAM himself. Dinklage, being well...
  13. ShogaNinja

    Story Contest!

    They were forced to stop to accommodate KAM's illness, which was very liquidy and disgusting. What came out was a mere shell of what went in. You don't want to know about that. Despite this setback, they were able to absorb many other unwilling candidates along the way and, by the time they got...
  14. ShogaNinja

    Story Contest!

    But, alas, Peter Dinklage and Kool-Aid Man had only just arrived to the festivities, vaping his BT E-cig like no one's business. He was just distracting everyone up on stage while the Kool-Aid Man moved into position. KAM opened up his "mouth" and began to vacuum up the guests like a diabolic...
  15. ShogaNinja

    The Official Cover Contest.

    #3 Class of 99 (featuring Layne Staley of Alice in Chains) - Another Brick in the Wall (part 2) Original by Pink Floyd (of course) - here's a clip from The Wall (movie): Pink Floyd -- The Wall [[ Official Video ]] - YouTube See you in 3 days!
  16. ShogaNinja

    The Official Cover Contest.

    #2 Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah (among many, many others) Original by Leonard Cohen: Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah (original studio version)+Lyrics - YouTube
  17. ShogaNinja

    The Official Cover Contest.

    I do believe that makes it a new period for the contest so I can begin my next entries? #1 Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower Original by Bob Dylan Bob Dylan - All Along The Watchtower - YouTube
  18. ShogaNinja

    The Official Cover Contest.

    #3 Summer Breeze by Type O Negative Original by Seals and Crofts Summer Breeze - Seals & Croft #1 Hit(1972) - YouTube And yes, that was a very diverse offering from me :)
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    The Official Cover Contest.

    #2 "Hound Dog" was originally recorded by Willie Mae "Big Mama" Thornton in 1952. The 1956 version by Elvis Presley is the best-known version; it is his version that is No. 19 on Rolling Stone's list of The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time. if you've never heard the original Big Mama Thornton...
  20. ShogaNinja

    The Official Cover Contest.

    #1: Michael Jackson is the original which you can listen to here for contrast: Michael Jackson - Billie Jean Youtube