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  1. ShogaNinja

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    ...with him until they found out that he was a lickspittle who was found to plug his sponsors overmuch, and was a braggadocio to boot. He was the first to wet himself and simper like a helpless child when the Kool-Aid Man busted through the wall again. "OH YEAH!", he exclaimed. "Oh Yeah, indeed...
  2. ShogaNinja

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    and he had flown all the way in from...
  3. ShogaNinja

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    Banana Pizza Green Apple and Coffee Peanut Butter and Orange Caramel Bacon Oh the flavors were so divine! They were designed by a special celebrity chef whose palette had been professionally trained by monks. Their name was...
  4. ShogaNinja

    ~~ CRAVE GOURMET eJUICE~~ E-VIC + EJUICE GIVEAWAY~~ JUNE EDITION ~~

    6/13/13 - #3 "I'll be back" - Just about every Arnold Schwarzenegger ever made, but most popular in the Terminator series. Why? Because I'll be back. And soon! :)
  5. ShogaNinja

    ~~ CRAVE GOURMET eJUICE~~ E-VIC + EJUICE GIVEAWAY~~ JUNE EDITION ~~

    6/13/13 - #2 "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good." - Gordon Gecko from Wall Street I thought of this because it was also fitting, and this quote revealed the nature of the beast and set the stage for the entire movie.
  6. ShogaNinja

    ~~ CRAVE GOURMET eJUICE~~ E-VIC + EJUICE GIVEAWAY~~ JUNE EDITION ~~

    6/13/13 #1 "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" - Dirty Harry. I thought of it because it seemed fitting if taken in a context of a contest instead of a movie.
  7. ShogaNinja

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    Chief among those in attendance was the Mad Hatter. He brought his pal the Cheshire Cat along for a night of festivities and competition in what had now become the World Championship Triple Deck, Six Handed Pinochle Tournament.
  8. ShogaNinja

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    But this wasn't over. At that very moment, Dinklage appeared riding the back of Kool-Aid Man who was now as big as a building. He crushed everyone there and then spilled his evil Kool-Sludge on them. Their bodies sizzled and they rose again to fight against the forces of good. As Ghandi's body...
  9. ShogaNinja

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    Or so it seemed. At least, until Andrew Lincoln (The Walking Dead's Sheriff, Rick Grimes) showed up to lead the rebellion.
  10. ShogaNinja

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    But by then almost every smoker had quit and switched to BT ecigs. They were vastly outnumbered. People were walking around in a daze, sleepwalking, their minds under control by Dinklage and the Kool-Aid Man's evil plot. Dinklage quickly found himself surrounded by stacks of cash. The Kool-Aid...
  11. ShogaNinja

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    Sometimes the best plots are those you can relate to. Dinklage knew this would work. He began with hiring a web designer to make the most elaborate and colorful ecig website the world had ever seen. In order for this to work, he knew he had to price these BT ecigs as a luxury item. $149.99 for a...
  12. ShogaNinja

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    The PR team came up with a magic brainwashing potion from scratch. He would put that in a special batch of ecigs to control the unsuspecting people who didn't learn about ecigs from ECF before they bought them and create a helpless army of addicted zombies who were willing to follow his every...
  13. ShogaNinja

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    It's true! As the unlikely duo left everyone behind, we turn now to the story of Dinklage and his Kool-Aid Man mount. The Kool-Aid Man lumbered like a mighty hulk down the street, leaving potholes in his wake. As the brisk, biblical rains came, the constant lightning lit their way back to their...
  14. ShogaNinja

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    Standing out from the rest, he became the first target of the Kool-Aid Man and Peter Dinklage's rage. They swooped him up like a discarded toy and away he went, dissolved into the vat of Kool-Aid that was Kool-Aid man, with nary a blink from the red behemoth. "Kool-Aid!", he bellowed. "How do...
  15. ShogaNinja

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    But Peter Dinklage was quick to react. He pulled out a nearby hose and, loosing a backpack full of Kool-Aid packets and sugar, had Kool-Aid Man back to working order before anyone could react. He climbed his back once again and began to rampage the area, vaping an off-brand APV and blowing...
  16. ShogaNinja

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    All of a sudden, the Kool-Aid Man busted through the wall. "HEY KIDS!", he exclaimed. Peter Dinklage was riding his back like Master Blaster in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdrome. "C'mon, you can't get rid of me that easily", he chided.
  17. ShogaNinja

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    Peter Dinklage, who wasn't dead after all, became Castro's right hand man and began to organize the zombies. This isn't over.
  18. ShogaNinja

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    But Peter Dinklage would not be ignored. "I'm Tyrion Lannister! Don't make me slap you like I did Joffrey in season 1".
  19. ShogaNinja

    SUNSHINE VAPE ~ MUSIC CONTEST / GIVE-A-WAY ~ POST TO WIN FREE eJUICE WWW.SUNSHINEVAPE.COM

    #15 Just made a Peanut Butter French Silk Pie combo. Not bad at all, I might add. Getting ready to do my super yoga for the day so let's get meditative. I can't really give you a group here (maybe it's Izumi-Kai) but the song is called 春の海 (Haru no Umi - Sea of Spring)
  20. ShogaNinja

    SUNSHINE VAPE ~ MUSIC CONTEST / GIVE-A-WAY ~ POST TO WIN FREE eJUICE WWW.SUNSHINEVAPE.COM

    #14 - 6/10/13 A new day, a new flavor: Mocha Chocolatay (a personal mix) Faith No More: Stripsearch
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