The zombies then began creating their own society within the island (which happened to be Cuba) and Castro had them roll cigars because of their tobacco expertise.
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Peter Dinklage, who wasn't dead after all, became Castro's right hand man and began to organize the zombies. This isn't over.
Castro wasn't aware that Peter Dinklage had a loyal, devoted following among all of the CIA and FBI's wives, misteress' and 'ladies of the night'. They far outnumbered any army in the developed world and they had developed a secret sauce made from DIY flavorings (without nic) that made them stealthier and clever. They fought "smarter, not mightier". Soon the world would know to 'never cross somebody's mother' and the power of pink.
Sassy was also a secret agent for them.
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When Mechman mod found out Sassy was a secret agent for this dastardly, rather brain-dead group, he decided to seek an annulment of their marriage, since he felt he had been hoodwinked into marrying her under invalid circumstances, i.e., she lied about her true identity.
And then Mechman hear the one word no divorcee wants to hear: prenup. Sassy happened to have hired an excellent lawyer before the marriage and tricked Mechman into a prenuptial agreement,
So if a divorce would not work, he decided to use her as carto filler.
Don't ask me how.
Don't ask me how.
He couldn't get warm hits because of her frigid heart so he had to replace it with something even more unusual.
But MECHMAN mod called Kim Kardashian on the telephone and she referred him to her even MORE EXCELLENT attoryney, who explained that annulments are not the same as divorce, that an annulment places the parties in a position as if the marriage never happened----. So the prenuptial is also void.
Mechman is now striking up a new flame with another celebrity, he's trying to keep it on the down low but it was recently leaked by the tabloids.
The tabloids had a photo of a "girly" mod, but her face was covered so we couldn't tell who it is.......all we know is that part of her looks to be ...........RED.
There is speculation that this mystery lover is a communist who strictly uses Chinese vape clones.
and she's cheap; polished chrome that shows fingerprints, brass showing around the edges, lots of phoney bling and spikes. No one's ever seen her vape or knows if she works at all. The tabloids are loaded with rumours about her alchohol content and maybe other dangerous, illegal substances. Her best friend is a ... "dry herb crusher" after all (gasp!).
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She works on your ego and there are rumors that she's stripped (threads) on poles.
Well, the truth is, as long as they're happy, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks, and MechMod Man was surely in L-O-V-E. 
and the best part is that this new love-interest was letting him get a DOG (his ex, Sassy/Sasquatch, was always afraid that she'd be tempted to eat a dog, so she didn't want one in the house). Mechmod Man was REALLY HAPPY about having a dog and was trying to decide what breed and color.
and the best part is that this new love-interest was letting him get a DOG (his ex, Sassy/Sasquatch, was always afraid that she'd be tempted to eat a dog, so she didn't want one in the house). Mechmod Man was REALLY HAPPY about having a dog and was trying to decide what breed and color.- Status
