Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it, Newme! It's calledThree Olives, by Dude, and it's really delicious. It's citrus flavored, not actually Mt. Dew flavored, but tastes really darn close, and it's so smooth you can almost drink it like, well, Mt. Dew. :p
Now, what's eeewwwww is Near Beer...