I survived my day...which included a two hour drive in a vintage bus with no turn signals...and I was aggressively hit on by a senior citizen.
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So...my mom wants to see one of her kids have a real wedding...and apparently sham weddings are almost as expensive as the genuine article.
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Well...my new friend here turned out to be mentally ill and locked herself in my hotel room. Security had to call the sheriff to get her out. I got questioned at length about my traveling arsenal.
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Well, after a very long day, and then a lengthy encounter with local law enforcement, I can say that I will very likely survive the weekend. Also, I now want cupcakes.
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