101 Ways how to pick up chicks with an ecig

[kookycole]

Who needs chicks when you've got a PV?!

I joke, but seriously, how do you use these things to pick up chicks?

I think it might work on a female smoker who wants to quit. Just as a general ice breaker to get her to talk to you, after that you have to have something else interesting going on. If you're serious about getting women interested in you though, you should probably avoid the cheesy pick-up lines. Unless you can pull it off by sounding amusing instead of creepy.

 

[AlexTheNewb]

brilliant. this is something i would use XD

"I have to do something with my mouth since I quit smoking... I'm open to suggestions."

 

[sawitall]

Who needs chicks when you've got a PV?!

I joke, but seriously, how do you use these things to pick up chicks?

google the term peacock theory and lock in prop. it works man! i cant test it because i have a serious relationship but just pulling out the pv gets some serious attention drawn to you.

 

[Kay1959]

Well....the way I look at it...atleast you guys carry lots of condoms with you!

 

[jkmtwo]

If size matters to you........have I shown you my Helix?

 

[NickZac]

I at first thought this was a serious thread until I read the responses. I don't have any good ones like everyone else does, but if you ever do get seriously questioned about it, explain it in the fashion of:

1) I do this because I enjoy the act of smoking but care about my health and it can come in any flavor you want without the health risks of normal smoking, which makes it an ideal alternative
2) I actively take measures to ensure my own health and promote health for others--second hand smoke is as much of a concern as anything
3) I do not smell of smoke, have tarred up teeth, nor do I taste like an ashtray when kissing someone
...and relate to or imply that
4) I am better to date because I care about the future which means I can care about you...where the the guy to the left doesn't give a damn and so you should pick me.

 

[Tezcatlipoca]

Who needs chicks when you've got a PV?!

I joke, but seriously, how do you use these things to pick up chicks?

google the term peacock theory and lock in prop. it works man! i cant test it because i have a serious relationship but just pulling out the pv gets some serious attention drawn to you.

Nice man! Thanks! I've got a nice special lady who doesn't give me any grief about vaping and didn't run away the first time I pulled out my Bulli , so I'll have to keep that one for a rainy day in case my status changes.

I was thinking though, you could probably just stand up-wind of some lovelies and vape away on some Butterfly Bait and soon they'd flock like bees to the hive! If that doesn't work, maybe you could load up a carto with Old Spice or High Karate -- do people still use that stuff??

 

[FxCannon]

"Mine goes to 11"

its all in the throat hit

 

[JENerationX]

My semi-significant other is well aware of my oral fixation. Just sayin.

 

[fudgeball]

Ironically this was what my boyfriend text me today - we were talking about DIY prior to the text

"Babe I need to go to your house and do it. God knows what magic we'll create!"

I was like major LOL!

 

[fudgeball]

I get hot when you push my button

 

[AttyPops]

Most stock (commercial) e-cigs are just too light-weight to impress, let alone pick up "chicks". However, many of the heavier all-metal (vented) mods would have the proper strength. Simply

1) Attach lifting belt/harness to "chick"
2) Attach belt/harness strap to ecig.
3) Attach e-cig to overhead pulley or other lifting boom/device.
4) Pick up "chick"

What you do after that is up to you.

 

[Ember]

I was going to suggest hiring an evil scientist to create an "Ultra-sonic vibratory chick lifter 2000" (patent pending.) It is a large crane-like device with bells and whistles and lights and 3 green triangles and gears and stuff. Here's the catch - it *must* have a PV as a starting lever.

Pops' solution is much simpler and possibly more effective.
<3
E.

 

[Mookie]

Most stock (commercial) e-cigs are just too light-weight to impress, let alone pick up "chicks". However, many of the heavier all-metal (vented) mods would have the proper strength. Simply

1) Attach lifting belt/harness to "chick"
2) Attach belt/harness strap to ecig.
3) Attach e-cig to overhead pulley or other lifting boom/device.
4) Pick up "chick"

What you do after that is up to you.

Oh you are BAD......

 

[Mookie]

It's a little difficult to imagine without actually showing you, but the male piece fits into the female piece......

 

[AttyPops]

Baby! Yeah, but that's after the swinging trapeze e-cig pickup thing!

OK, bowing out of this thread before I get banned.

Note that "chick" was in quotes only because it is often considered a derogatory term.

 

[ohai]

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[AlexTheNewb]

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sauce plz
!!

 

[Tezcatlipoca]

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Hilarious! Very literal, but hilarious!