#299 Lets do it again
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Wife: Okay, today's Friday. Where's your pay envelope?
Man: I already spent all my pay. I bought something for the house.
Wife: What? What could you buy for the house that cost $480?
Man: Eight rounds of drinks.
Man: I already spent all my pay. I bought something for the house.
Wife: What? What could you buy for the house that cost $480?
Man: Eight rounds of drinks.
Dont get me wrong...I like Big Dogs but i dont get folks who want one the same size as a human.
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly.
"How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly.
"How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
Wow! unsure...ever came to the annual Superman celebration in Metropolis? They have buyers and sellers and everything in between
I got a lot of them saved from when I was young but didnt have enough sense to protect them very well. here is another one.
Thats horrible lol.. I've found my husband asleep on the pool table in the garage before
big dogs are just easier to handle I think....little dogs are anoying with there nopolian syndrome
Too be honest, sometimes I really do regret it. Alot more work than I thought. He lays landmines!!! But now hes just part of the family so we are stuck with him.
Random personal info.......My Hubby gets home tomorrow...going to get laid!
Congrats!!!! You gonna buy him some redbulls so he can't slack on ya? LOL.
Thats horrible lol.. I've found my husband asleep on the pool table in the garage before
I lmao!!! thanks...better than the jokes...only it was at your expense...sorry!!!
You'd be surprised at what some of these REALLY diehard fans want
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