A hobbling old sailor named Lowell
Announced to the crew, Bless my sowell,
The weathers turnd about
I can tell by my gout
Its going from fair wind to fowell.
The luckiest day in my life was when I feel asleep at the wheel, ran over bushes and a fence line, knocked down 2 medium-sized trees (I had a '72 gran torino, it was a tank!!! ), demolished a bus bench, and finally stopped after shearing off a utility pole at the base. The lucky part -- cracked 3 ribs only even though the engine got shoved into the passenger compartment plus the lines didn't come down and electrocute my sorry .....
There once was a cool dude named therealcmac,
He would smoke pack after pack,
One day he decided to vape,
It was quite a nice break,
And to the stinkies her never went back.
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