"There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared! --
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard.”
#2
Luckiest day of my life...when I thought my cat ran out the door that the plumber left open. Then realized after, 4 hours of searching, he was just hiding REALLY good in the house.
#4
He's lucky that she isn't telling,
despite all her dad's angry yelling.
That mark on her neck
was more than a peck,
and could cause abdominal swelling!
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