Tip o' da PV to ya fer surviving da birth pangs o'
vaping! Oh,
dose were da days, my friend...
Once upon a time there was a tavern
Where we used to light a cig or two
Remember how we used to flick our Zippos
And blew smoke like we knew just what to do
Those were the days my friend
We thought they’d never end
We’d danced and smoke
And have a drink or few
We’d live the life we choose
Not aware we’d lose
For we were dumb and had to have our way
La la la, cough and hack, never looking back
It was the way, way back in those days
Then our health began to falter
We were paying five bucks for a pack
Please tell me, why I am wheezing
Sure wish I had that lung back
Those were the days my friend
We thought they’d never end
We would wilt while out on the floor
And we couldn’t even sing
Our azz would need a sling
For we were dumb and truly lost our way
La la la, where’s my joose, ain’t gonna let it loose
Today’s the day, oh yes, I am on my way
Just tonight I mixed up some more joose
DIY is something you should know
Wrapped a coil and filled it with a kewl wick
And now vaping is the only way to go
Those were the days my friend
Oh, please let them end
I’d rather vape than ever take a smoke
Cancer is no game, smoking has no fame
Those were the days
Crap, yes, those were the days