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vape ME = Peppered ChocoMint and Cupcake City
Trudging along in a dark and forsaken forest, I find myself following the most delicious aroma of some sort of fresh baked pastry. Carefully, I make my way to a strangely cozy looking cottage that is buried deep within the belly of a beast of a forest. As I slowly and carefully inch my way closer to the most decidable cupcakes that my empty and starving self has ever seen, I make a grab for them and turn to bolt out of eyesight to enjoy my new found treasure. As I'm enjoying my new bounty, I hear the soft cackle of a decrepit old lady. There's a malice glint in her eye as she raises what appears to be a peppermint cane and knocks me out cold. The next thing that I can recall is waking up in a gigantic cupcake pan, practically covered up to my neck in batter. While looking around and taking a taste of the batter, I hear the mutterings of the old lady as she is stirring something in a cauldron with her peppermint cane. The air smells of something sweet. It seems familiar. OMG!!! IT'S CHOCOLATE!!! I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!!! I am suddenly overwhelmed with the ultimate desire to devour all of that chocolaty goodness, I explode out of the cupcake pan, dripping with batter all over my body, I surge to the cauldron, knocking the old lady out by collateral damage of flying debris. I trip over her peppermint cane, smashing it into tiny shards and knocked over the cauldron of chocolate. Rolling round in the chocolaty goodness, I hear the old lady shriek in horror as she is becoming aware of the chaos that has just unfolded. Realizing that I'm in danger, I desperately hoard as much chocolate as I can into my mouth before running for my life. As I find a small hole inside of a hollowed tree, I am left with the bounty of cupcake batter, peppermint shards and chocolate, covering me from head to gooey toe. Slowly I drift to sleep as I hear the distance cries of the old lady in the cottage. When I open my eyes, I find myself within the safety of my couch, sitting in front of my TV. I look down and I realize that I had my e-cig still in my hand, realizing that I was all just a dream as my wife walks in to tell me to pick up my trash. I look down to see tags that say, "Eat me." ,"Drink me." and "
vape Me."