A moment of slience Please

[Jeff78]

We have just received exclusive footage of what really happened:

You crack me up buddy!!!

 

[Majhano]

You crack me up buddy!!!

It was the electric car seat I tell you not my fault. The evidence has been manufactured I'm being framed

 

[lizziebith]

Do you have...a Toyota??? RECALL!

 

[jdvorr]

I'll put my little antenna flag at half mast. Poor fella.

 

[aubergine]

I have the number of a good taxidermist...

 

[Mary Kay]

Thank goodness I only lost mine! I could have been arrested!

 

[Rotaryfeen]

U r lucky it wasnt a XL battery or some1 will make sure u wake up with a horse's head next to u.

 

[Majhano]

U r lucky it wasnt a XL battery or some1 will make sure u wake up with a horse's head next to u.

It was an XL batt. But it was an accident and I have been sooooooooooooo careful in the car since then.

 

[Elena23]

I'm sorry, ma'am, but as a police officer, I think we're going to have to take you in for Involuntary Manslau...er, Batteryslaughter.

 

[dracis]

What a way to go out. Three times.

At least it's not like some of the battery deaths I've heard so far. The most "sloppy death" version was when someone just dropped it on the floor, and it died. Not gonna mention any names, but damn... an arrest should be made for plain ol' negligence.