A question for the ladies here...

[KODIAK (TM)]

Why (oh why) do you gals insist that when "us guys" put something of ours away we really didn't mean to put it "there"? (Therefore you move it. )

Mrs. Kodiak threw away a brand spankin' new 250ml bottle of e-liquid I had steeping way up high in a cupboard. (She thought it was old dog shampoo. 8-o). Now... keep in mind this bottle was hidden in a spot unknown to her and all of mankind but low and behold... she found it! She's even a petite gal and would have needed a ladder just to reach that shelf.

I can't be the only one this happens to and I suspect conspiracy. Somewhere there is another dimension where all the crap I once knew I had but can't find anymore now resides. After 30 years of marriage I'm convinced this is genetic to the female species.

Ladies, resist those urges! Fellow male vapers... bury your stuff in the backyard. Today!

 

[Razzlematt]

My wife has her "stuff" strewn all about the house, but insists on finding other places to put my things.....strange phenomena.

 

[1/2 fast]

Fellow male vapers... bury your stuff in the backyard. Today!

I can't ........Mrs 1/2 fast "put" my shovel away for me last weekend and it hasn't been seen since. I feel your pain

 

[KODIAK (TM)]

I can't ........Mrs 1/2 fast "put" my shovel away for me last weekend and it hasn't been seen since. I feel your pain

I had a nice chainsaw. It's at my eldest daughter's house now. (right next to my mower).

And I just placed a massive order with ECBlends (again). When my e-juice arrives, it's going into one of these:



But notice the nice lady standing by... ready to "move" things around and hide them. We can't win I tell 'ya.

 

[FlamingoTutu]

Dog shampoo

Here’s a hint Papa Bear; tell Mama Bear why the bottle is up there and not only will she be willing to ignore it but she can remind you where it is when you forget. The reason I do this is because my husband does exactly what your wife does. Hmmmmmm, there’s something in the cupboard I didn’t put there so obviously no one will miss it if I throw it out. Pure genius.

Everything in our house has a “home,” as my mother always says. Every time my husband uses something he re-homes it. It is exasperating beyond words.

 

[GrandSam]

Everything of importance (Including juices) goes in the safe! The Miss hates firearms and refuses to step foot anywhere near that safe...no wonder they call it a safe

 

[Miira]

When you leave trash, dishes, abandoned projects, and dirty laundry everywhere, how are we supposed to know what you really wanted to keep?

 

[Amraann]

Why (oh why) do you gals insist that when "us guys" put something of ours away we really didn't mean to put it "there"? (Therefore you move it. )

Mrs. Kodiak threw away a brand spankin' new 250ml bottle of e-liquid I had steeping way up high in a cupboard. (She thought it was old dog shampoo. 8-o). Now... keep in mind this bottle was hidden in a spot unknown to her and all of mankind but low and behold... she found it! She's even a petite gal and would have needed a ladder just to reach that shelf.

I can't be the only one this happens to and I suspect conspiracy. Somewhere there is another dimension where all the crap I once knew I had but can't find anymore now resides. After 30 years of marriage I'm convinced this is genetic to the female species.

Ladies, resist those urges! Fellow male vapers... bury your stuff in the backyard. Today!

Why did you not just tell her that you had a bottle steeping up there?
I always ask my hubby before I throw something of his out.

Miira, that was funny!

 

[Bolivar]

The Mrs. and I have a deal- if it's bare concrete floor, it's my domain. If it has carpet, tile or wood floors, it's her domain. I keep all my stuff in the bare concrete part of the house. It works fairly well. Usually. Unless she needs it, then all bets are off as to further whereabouts because a sub clause in the deal says if it's mine, it doesn't have to be put back where it was if it was borrowed....

 

[KODIAK (TM)]

Why did you not just tell her that you had a bottle steeping up there?

I, uh... because... it's not... whatever.

I always ask my hubby before I throw something of his out.

Damn straight. But if Mrs. Kodiak did that I'd still have Brylcreem in my hair and a 1 gallon jug of English Leather aftershave on the shelf. 8-o

Miira, that was funny!

No. It wasn't.

 

[Nikkita6]

This thread made me laugh, but you are stereotyping Mr. Kodiak! ... the only thing that I have ever thrown out is the guy.

 

[Miira]

I, uh... because... it's not... whatever.

Damn straight. But if Mrs. Kodiak did that I'd still have Brylcreem in my hair and a 1 gallon jug of English Leather aftershave on the shelf. 8-o

No. It wasn't.

It was funny and TRUE

My husband and I have had the same argument many, many times over the years.

"Where's my green hat?"
"I threw it away."
"Why?!?!?! I loved that hat!"
"Then why was it the garage floor for 3 months?"
"..."

 

[cthulhufan]

Oh, man, don't get me started. It's like some ingrained burning need to re-arrange stuff... I need to just quit now while I'm ahead... I could go on for hours about it...

 

[Miira]

I am the tosser(I call it cleaning) and the husband is the thief(he calls it borrowing). I put Hello Kitty stickers all over my tools and they still come up missing.

 

[Robino1]

Hmmmm

We are not all like that.

I don't want Mr. Robin messing with my things so I, in turn, don't mess with his things.

Second marriage for both of us, if that means anything. Respect goes a long way in keeping things stable in our house. So does please and thank you

Kodiak, I take it you weren't able to save the liquid from the trash guys

 

[SabrinaLHS8]

I almost never throw his stuff away, unless its the sleeveless shirts that I cant stand and he still hasnt noticed a year later... Thinking the "Antique" beer bottles are next. But I usually ask first.

 

[KODIAK (TM)]

Kodiak, I take it you weren't able to save the liquid from the trash guys

No m'lady, afraid not.

Monday I hauled it out... Tuesday they picked it up. Wednesday (today) I'm screwed. Now, I've done a lot of things for $50 but rummaging through 75 acres of landfill ain't gonna be one of 'em. (Were it half a liter I'd think about it though).

So you're telling me it's easier the 2nd time around? Can I keep the first one at the same time? (We have plenty of room here).

I almost never throw his stuff away, unless its the sleeveless shirts that I cant stand and he still hasnt noticed a year later... Thinking the "Antique" beer bottles are next. But I usually ask first.

You'd actually throw out his beer bottle collection!?!? 8-o. Is there no sanity in marriage anymore?

 

[cthulhufan]

I almost never throw his stuff away, unless its the sleeveless shirts that I cant stand and he still hasnt noticed a year later... Thinking the "Antique" beer bottles are next. But I usually ask first.

*cringe*

Get the heck away from my stuff, woman!

 

[danca90]

I, uh... because... it's not... whatever.

Damn straight. But if Mrs. Kodiak did that I'd still have Brylcreem in my hair and a 1 gallon jug of English Leather aftershave on the shelf. 8-o

No. It wasn't.

I tell the mrs. that she fell in love with a man with brylcreem in his hair, oldspice aftershave, and a shave soap dish by the toothbrush. Don't touch it.

 

[alisa1970]

Dog shampoo

Here’s a hint Papa Bear; tell Mama Bear why the bottle is up there and not only will she be willing to ignore it but she can remind you where it is when you forget. The reason I do this is because my husband does exactly what your wife does. Hmmmmmm, there’s something in the cupboard I didn’t put there so obviously no one will miss it if I throw it out. Pure genius.

Everything in our house has a “home,” as my mother always says. Every time my husband uses something he re-homes it. It is exasperating beyond words.

Me. Him. This.