A Sexy Thing Happened...Has This Happened to You? Rated PG13

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BadTrainDriver

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It's been a little over two weeks since my last analog. Anyone with toddler children will understand, getting "alone" time with the S.O. can be very difficult. My wife works a full time job, I average about 70hrs per week working...so unfortunately it can be a week or two between previously stated "alone" time. Also, just as an FYI, my wife absolutely hated the fact that I smoked. While I was very respective of that, and always smoked outside/never smoked in the car with her, I would often get the snide comment after coming inside from a smoke break. Also, as an FYI, I'm sure I wasn't the only one who ALWAYS had to have a cigarette before bed.

Last night the wife and I went to a party with some of her work friends, and our little boy spent the night at gran and gramps house. The party was at a friends house, inside, so obviously no one was smoking. Occasionally, I would sneak outside and vape a few times to get my fix(I still don't feel "right" doing it inside, especially around people I don't know very well). We got home around 10:30PM and immediately got ready for bed...and that's when it happened. My wife, who normally is very soft spoken, damn near attacked me! She crawled on top of me, stuffed her head between my neck and shoulder, deeply inhaled, and said "dear God you smell good!". She grabbed my hands and smelled then, she kissed me deep on the mouth...tasting me like she'd never done before...and said "I love the new you!". I can't tell you what happened next, but I'm sure you can imagine...

I never realized until last night how much my wife HATED how I smelled. After the "adult activities" where done, and we were laying, holding each other, I apologized for all the years I smelled like a dirty ashtray. How selfish of me! Never again will I touch an analog.

Gotta go...I think I hear the wife calling my name!;)
 
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SchmidtyKy

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the closest i got to that was someone telling me that my beard smelled wonderful. why she decided to smell my beard out of the blue ill never know. i should have gotten her name lol

I must say your beard is quite fantastic. You can call it a "vaper saver" if it holds the smell of your vapes. :)
 
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