Accidently dropped my ProVari from the top of a skyscraper
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I accidentally fired mine directly into the heart of the sun.
Needs a new jwrap...
Needs a new jwrap...
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Didn't think it was even possible, but it works even better now!
OTOH....the SIDEWALK is now FUBAR'd!!
Happy (vaping) Trails!
ProVari got me pregnant .....wait, what? I thought we wuz confess'n!
...aaaaand that's how Bender got created
ProVari got me pregnant .....wait, what? I thought we wuz confess'n!
I wonder what color your Provari is? I assume its a full size one with ext cap....
Right, get this:
Around 75 million years ago I inadvertently lent my Provari to an evil galactic warlord named Xenu.
In a fiendish plot, rather obscurely involving space-faring DC bombers and an evil league of psychiatrists, Xenu put my Provari in a volcano on a planet then named Teegeeack, then blew it up with a hydrogen bomb.
I know, right? What a git.
Fortunately, Teegeeack was Earth! And it's come out more or less unscathed. Apart from being infested with the disembodied souls of knock-off Egos, which I'm having to painstakingly extract using electrified soup cans.
It's been a heck of a week.
Around 75 million years ago I inadvertently lent my Provari to an evil galactic warlord named Xenu.
In a fiendish plot, rather obscurely involving space-faring DC bombers and an evil league of psychiatrists, Xenu put my Provari in a volcano on a planet then named Teegeeack, then blew it up with a hydrogen bomb.
I know, right? What a git.
Fortunately, Teegeeack was Earth! And it's come out more or less unscathed. Apart from being infested with the disembodied souls of knock-off Egos, which I'm having to painstakingly extract using electrified soup cans.
It's been a heck of a week.
Whilst fighting the evil dragon of Mount Angor a fortnight ago he used some dark magic imparted to him from my foes and disarmed me of my favorite obsidian double headed axe. I was so enraged by the treachery and dishonor that I took out my Zombie Edition Provari and clubbed the vile beast to death while vaping MBV Hawk Sauce.
Provari - Kills dragons, inspires civilizations, survives leaps from tall buildings.
Just sayin.
/bows
Provari - Kills dragons, inspires civilizations, survives leaps from tall buildings.
Just sayin.
/bows
installed laser sighting device on provari (zombie) and mounted to my AR. Vape on and clean house of the zombie hord.
Earlier, my car skidded off the road, slid down an embankment and sank into a murky river.
After smashing the window - with my ProVari - I used the light from my ProVari's brilliant LED to regain my orientation and find my way to the surface, escaping certain death by drowning.
After smashing the window - with my ProVari - I used the light from my ProVari's brilliant LED to regain my orientation and find my way to the surface, escaping certain death by drowning.
ProVari got me pregnant .....wait, what? I thought we wuz confess'n!
Bwahahaha .... Provorn is in a whole 'nuther thread. ProVert!
Well done! MBV Hawk Sauce/ProVari = Winning!
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