I don't quite know how to introduce this, except to say Enjoy! 
Steve Miller Reports: Local Florida Man Angry at Flavor

Steve Miller Reports: Local Florida Man Angry at Flavor
I'm sorry but I don't know anyone like this guy! I bet his life is just as boring as his taste in food!
It's weird, but I kind of do know somebody like this guy. Me. I've always tended to prefer plain food, and am not attracted (I'm actually very turned off) by rich sauces and spicing. Pretzels are an exciting food for me.
That's actually fortunate as I have really bad reflux and plain food doesn't tend to set that off, so it's possible it's a learned response. Except that even as a child I didn't particularly care for heavy, overdone meals and absolutely refuse to eat French food.
I'd do well in Ireland, though. Get me some cabbage and boil it.
I was always worried those sweet, fruity and candy-like flavors such as Vanilla Bourbon and Pina Colada might be attractive to kids![]()
Are you referring to liquor or e liquid. I see no concern for one and a lot of concern for the other.
It's weird, but I kind of do know somebody like this guy. Me. I've always tended to prefer plain food, and am not attracted (I'm actually very turned off) by rich sauces and spicing. Pretzels are an exciting food for me.
That's actually fortunate as I have really bad reflux and plain food doesn't tend to set that off, so it's possible it's a learned response. Except that even as a child I didn't particularly care for heavy, overdone meals and absolutely refuse to eat French food.
I'd do well in Ireland, though. Get me some cabbage and boil it.
Okay I admit that the article had me going there for a couple of paragraphs, until it finally ocurred to me that it was a spoof
But I never did quite make sense of the the "Clint Tolliver" part. There's a j/k there, I just can't figure it out. Is there some nursery rhyme that's at the bottom of it? An Aesop's fable, or a Grimm's fairy tale? Is it a joke on something on Nickelodian like SpongeBob or iCarly? A disney thing like Hannah Montana? Can't be one of the old Warner Bro.s cartoons.
I know I'm going to feel like a total idiot when someone tells me![]()
These kids today with all their flavors, when I was a kid we only had vanilla and it was good and you were happy to get it. We heard a rumor about chocolate but we didn't have it, we had vanilla and we were happy.![]()
And you had to walk uphill both ways to school ...
Okay I admit that the article had me going there for a couple of paragraphs, until it finally ocurred to me that it was a spoof
But I never did quite make sense of the the "Clint Tolliver" part. There's a j/k there, I just can't figure it out. Is there some nursery rhyme that's at the bottom of it? An Aesop's fable, or a Grimm's fairy tale? Is it a joke on something on Nickelodian like SpongeBob or iCarly? A disney thing like Hannah Montana? Can't be one of the old Warner Bro.s cartoons.
I know I'm going to feel like a total idiot when someone tells me![]()