OK here are all Aggies stories on one page...enjoy and save the link for future reference LOL
Stories By Aggie!
Stories By Aggie!
OK here are all Aggies stories on one page...enjoy and save the link for future reference LOL
Stories By Aggie!
Hi Miss Prada !!!!!!!!!
Okays den, lemme go fimds a book. Oh here's one called Aggie's Party , let's go in da libbing room and I'll read it to ya.
Dom't minds da birds dere, dey is spending bacatiums here til afta Thamksgibbing due to da Bird Witness Protectium Program of Thamksgibbing Dinna Societys Corp. Dey won'ts botha yous. Okays, here we go....
Omce upon a time or two it was Aggies birfday coming up. She wasn't planning anythings specials fer dats day ub becomin more olds. Unbeknownst to Aggies, dere was sumptin brewin on da breeze. And it wasn't an Aggie farts surprizinglys enuff. One ub Aggies friemds was comcocktin a celebratiums ub sorts fer da big day.
" There. That should work.", said Moonie as he brushed the last bits ub paints on da canvas," All I have to do now is write a note and deliver these invitations.
Stuffing the envelopes with his precious cargo made Moonie chuckle. " Aggies hates surprises, butts dis one will be fun.", Moonie thought out loud," I gotta deliber dese quickly." Moonie went out to the garage with his sack ub mails and threw it into the plane. As he started da emgines da plane roared to life. Putt Putt Putt out to da airstrip da little red plane went. Moonie had checked his fuels and it was all okays. He had a long flight ahead of him. Afta alls he hads to cobber da whole countrysides. From coast to coast Moonie flew despensing his imbitatium envelopes over all da peoples houses.
Whem da last one was delibered Moonies flew back home to gets ready for the festibitys. When da envelopes reached da groumds at eberyones yards dey all rans out and opened them. The party guests rushed to gets dere boats readys. Cuz as per da imbitatiums instructions, they would be celebratin out in da big oceams. Excitemints was oberflowing eberywheres as dey prepared to set sail. Maxi had to call da boat dock cuz his weiner was getting serbiced. Ring
Ring !! " Hello. Boat Dock Serbice here. Can I helps you ?", da desk clerk said.
" Yes, yes please. Dis is Maxi here. Will you fuel my weiner so I cans takes a trip today ?" The clerk replied,"Uhhhhh.... Well Maxi, no. You wiener was left outside last nites and well, ya know it rained. You gots you wiener all wets and now it's all droopy." " WHATS ??!!?? ", Maxi yelled.
" Oh yeah Mr. Maxi. It's all soggys like a spongecakes all soaked up wiff strawberry juices bein helds by 2 fingas. Yep, just a hangin off da dock it was.
" FIX IT ! I NEEDS it ! ", Maxi pleaded. " Sorrys buddy butts you weiner ain't goin nowheres til ya dry it off. Bye Bye nows. Thamks fer calling.", the clerk said rite before Maxi heard a click. Maxi was stressin werester den whem he werks a holiday at da dog climic by hisselfs he was. He was wonderin whats he was a gonna do cuz he hads to gets to Auggies birfday partys. Under da pressure ub it alls Maxi remembered the Peckler Rentals peoples.
He quick as a bunny on steroids called dem up. " Hello, dis is Maxi here. Does you habes any Peckla Boats todays ? I habes a emergencys ! ", asked Maxi. " Why yes Mr. Maxi. We habes just one left. Woods you like to rides a Peckla todays ?", said da rental agent. " Oh YES PLEASE ! I'll be rights ober. Thamks You Thamks You !", answered Maxi. So he hung up da phone, grabbed his imbitatium map and slithered out da door FAST as he coulds. After signing da rental papers Maxi mounted his floatin Peckla and was on his way.
One by Ones eberybodys was motoring down da waterways. Matts© tootled along in his boat him and his wifes made outs ub her shoe collectium closet wiff his comstruction powa tools
Jmur voyages da waters aboard his guitar boat
It floated like da fine tuned imstramints it was.
Da soumds ub da Ag Report broadcast covered da banks ub da river as Doo drove his radio boat dowmstreams
Gramps Captoned his cycle boat wiff it's ship BBQ attachmints wiff it's fires a blazin case he gots humgrys on da ways to da party
The Bootifuls Appaloosa boat was boarded by CJ
It was a magnificents steed for a cowgirlys glidin da wabes as smooth as a hot buddar knifes thru cottage cheese.
An inner duck tube floatys was sported fashiums wears by Yimmeys as she sailed full steams ahead
to gibbes her Aggies a Bug Hugs in her Mantis boat.
RedSock was in controls of his Computer Motherboard boat he mades from his left ober parts frum puter jobs he did
He kept an eye on da weather wiff his Doplar radars tower so he could steers aways from any possibles unfavorables surf comditiums ahead.
Oliber power boated his way thru da canals ub Coloradoes in his little boat wiff his unders up da sail pole. Yep Pizza 'n Nanas unders flappin in da breeze helpin to guide him to da coast
and stay on course.
Wifeys was not far behind Oliber manobering her Duck boat
ober da rapids likes it was migratin south fer da winta.
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Turts climbed on board his Turtski boat
and zipped offa da reef headin towards da big red X on da Moonies Map probided by airrmails deliberys.
Leavin da splittin maul behinds her Fran was motorin alongs in her Firewoods boat
wiff it's woodstobe a puffin smokes as she went.
As da sun rises in da sky Sunrays gots in his Helicopter boat and sets off fer da propa destinatiums to set downs
Redhotts booped along in her Betty Boop boat
waving to all she saw alongs da ways.
Launching his Tiger boat
Tiggs pounched thru da wabes powering his way to da partys. His emgine purred likes a kitten in da open waters.
As da miles splashed by da sailors met up and grouped together. It was perfect naughticals time frames or cowinkie dinks which eber you prefers
or sumptin likes dat. Anyways, da party guests trabeled together for da last leg ub dere journey to da big red X, da Water Moon
As dey sailed dey saw dolphims jumping and butterflies
When dey came to da bouy wiff da Holsteim cow on its dey knew dey was getting close
Whem all ub a sudden on da horizon was da floating party barge. As per instructiums the group boated up to da Water Moon
and drobe aroumds back ub his boat to park. After boarding da Water Moons eberyones settled in and began vaping and conversatiums. Moonie was happy eberyones made it. " Okays eberyones
be quiets now I gotta call Aggies.", Moonie whispered. Ring ! Ring ! " Hellos, dis is Aggie speakin. Who is dis ? ", said Aggie
" Hi Aggies. Dis is Moonies here. Wat a Doin ? ", asked Moonie
" Oh nuttin babes. ", replied Aggie. Moonie asked, " Can ya come over to da Moon fer awhiles Aggies ? " " Okays, I'll be dere in 5 mimutes honeys. I'll ride obers in my nana boat. See ya in a few. " answered Aggies. She hung up da phone and set across the water
to Moonies Place. Aggie arrived to the Water Moon in no time.
They exchanged hello's and Aggie boarded da boat. Moonie said, " Come on up to da deck Aggie and we'll relax a bits after you long paddle out heres. " " Okays, dat soumds good to me. ", replied Aggie. The couple made dere way up to da top deck and Aggies was so surprised !
She couldn't beliebes her eys. OMGAWDS eberyones was dere waiting
" We habin a Aggies birthday partys for you." , said Moonie. And eberyone shouted, " HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGGIES ! " Oh it was a sight to beholds dere. Party hats and ballooms abounds dere was. Aggies friemds from Yimmey's Place was happys to see her. So dey lounged around and vaped and laughed. It was wonderfuls. Den Gramps speaks up, " Hey Moonie, you imbitatium stated Fun and Games. Where's da games ?" Ohhh",Moonies went on, " We can plays Twister ! I habes dat game
" Ooooooo I wanna call da spinner !!", Wifeys shouted. So Moonies gots out da Twister game and da first peoples on da board was Aggie and Moonies
Wifeys spun da spinna and was callin outs colors fasta den peoples could moobs laughin da whole time. Soon eberybodys was playin on da board
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Wiff da beans Aggies ate fer breakfast startin ta werk it was berry hards fer peoples ta hold dere breathe and twist aroumds. Fore long dat was da end ub da game and eberyones fell in a big piles
just a coughin and a gaggin aways. Whem dey came back ta normals oxygens Moonies pulled out anutha game. Eberyones gots exciteds when dey seen its.
Laughter filled da room wiff anxious players. " Yes, I gots dis spinner machime with the game. We'll put our blindfolds on and walk thru its togetha dat way we can play at da same time !" , Moonie said. The first to get ready was Moonie, Matts©, Maxi ,& Turts. They gathered their blindfolds and monkey tails. Together they walked into da spinna machime. The Mighty Spinna rumbled and vibrated da whole boat as da boys gots turmed aroumds and aroumds in dere. At one point da floor ub da boat shooks so bads dat Aggies birfday hat fell rites offa her head ! Yep, it was a powa house ub a spinna it was. It stopped shakin and da door creaked open to da dizzyfied monkey tail pinners delights. The boys stumbled and tripped dere ways outs ub its. Aggie bent ober to picks up her birfday hat from da floor. Just then da monkey tail pinners contestamts turned da corner and wiff dere tails in hand went ober to puts dere tails on da monkey. Now bein as dizzy as dey was dey thoughts dey was alreadys at da monkey poster butts in actualitys dey was at Aggies bent ober hat pickin upper .... !! Den da tail challengers commensted poking their monkey tails on what was posta be da monkey target poster. Butts by mistakes dey begans pokin da real Aggies wiff dere monkey tail pins
"OUCH !! ", Aggie yelled, " Dats my buttucks you is pokin dere wiff dem sharp instramints ! " " Hush ups Aggies. We playin a game heres.", said Maxi. Now eberybodys was laughin watchin da first group gets in troubles. Dey was so dizzys frum dat spinna dey didn't knows which ways to go ! The 4 of them pinned dere tails on Aggies patooties before she could eben stand up. Whem she gots her birfday party hat backs on Aggies was still screamin it hurts so bads
Habin her reactin rectal recidal a goings on wiff ebery moob Aggies was in horribles pain almost likes hemmoriditisbipoktis
" We so sorrys Aggies ! Honest we are !", the guys shouted. Den all ub a sudden dere was a LOUD speaka blarrin louder then Aggie was screaming ebens.
Aggies pin cushion .... started to quibber
" OMGAWDS ! What am I gonna do ??" ,Aggies said. Nobodys knew what to amswer her. So Aggie Monkeyed Up, collected her Moxies and walked to da railing of the boat. Eberyones followed her wearing dere party hats worried dat da birfday girl was gonna gets hauled off to da clinka ! As Aggie gots into view she forgots all bouts her tails.
dere in fronts of da party goers was a boat equipped with a anklet and Crystal perched atop ub its.
Crystal had recebbed Moonies invitation of course but couldn't dribes her own boat to da party. So she comtacted da Special Forces Birthday Greeting Transporter to Captin her a charter ride. It was a bootifuls site
wiff a flag flyin dat saids Happy Birfdays to Aggies. Being dats it was Officials biddness Crystals charter boat could not stay long. It had to gets back to da ports in NY. So eberyones wabed good byes to Crystal as it sailed back North. Da girls helped Aggies disect da pinned tails offa her butts to her reliefs
and by now it was getting close to 2 pm. So eberybodys went in and sat arounds da table when all ub a sudden da lights went out
Moonies was no wheres to be felts in da darks. Den we all heard footsteps comin from da kitchen. And just like dats, da lights came back on and da birfday singing started !!
Dere in front ub Aggie was a huge Pizza Birffday Cake . " OMGAWDS !!
dis is the bestest birfday cakes eber !!", shouted Aggie. Moonies set da cake down and gibbed all some ub its. Laughter and Joy filled da room. Aggies kept eating da cake
when eberyone else went into da lounge to vape until it was all gone. Whem she was done she could barelys moob.
Aggie went into da lounge to habes a vape. When she sat down da Water Moon kimda tilted to one side she ate so much.
Eberyones started to gets skeered da boat was gomma sink where eber Aggie went. They decided they'd go home before it gots dark out. As they motored aways Aggie & Moonie wabed bye to dere friemds
Aggie helped Moonie clean up da party mess. She gibbed him a big hugs
and Thanked him for da day.
The End