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[Cinnamonkey]

Email received from SVC to Cinnamonkey..aka..Diary of a Mad Strawberry Vanilla Cake

Dear Shameless juice Floozy,

How DARE you leave me to sit in the closet while you are out cavorting with Pink Label and all of those OTHER juices!!!! Don't think I don't know what you are doing, you heartless creature! I can SMELL the Pink Label on your breath!! Don't you know that I am FABULOUS in my own right?!?!?!? Put that Blueberry Vanilla Cake DOWN!!!! Here I am just steeping away and giving up the best juice of my bottle and you...YOU don't pay attention to ME. YOU neglect me. Well I got news for you, little MISSY....I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP!!!!! I will NOT be put aside just so you can be some awful juice harlot!!! I'm watching you!!!

Sincerely yours, even though you seem to have forgotten who OWNS you,

Strawberry Vanilla Cake

 

[Craftypepper]

Oh my goodness Cinna you crack me up

 

[Tezcatlipoca]

Email received from SVC to Cinnamonkey..aka..Diary of a Mad Strawberry Vanilla Cake

Dear Shameless Juice Floozy,

How DARE you leave me to sit in the closet while you are out cavorting with Pink Label and all of those OTHER juices!!!! Don't think I don't know what you are doing, you heartless creature! I can SMELL the Pink Label on your breath!! Don't you know that I am FABULOUS in my own right?!?!?!? Put that Blueberry Vanilla Cake DOWN!!!! Here I am just steeping away and giving up the best juice of my bottle and you...YOU don't pay attention to ME. YOU neglect me. Well I got news for you, little MISSY....I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP!!!!! I will NOT be put aside just so you can be some awful juice harlot!!! I'm watching you!!!

Sincerely yours, even though you seem to have forgotten who OWNS you,

Strawberry Vanilla Cake

Mmmm, mm, mmm... sounds like SVC needs to drop that zero and find herself a hero!

That was hilarious, Cinna!

 

[scarf-ace]

OH OH OH (gasps with helpless laughter)

Cinnamonkey, you are all cool

 

[Tralfaz]

You had me at Juice Floozy, ha.

 

[Cinnamonkey]

It was so funny because today when I got home I was grabbing for the Pink Label because I actually haven't had it since Monday, I think. I had also did a steepy shake on the BVC because by Friday, my 10mls will be completely gone and the 30ml has to be ready by then..and there's my SVC just sitting there looking at me all like "what the hell" (like you see those bottles on the Mr. Clean commercial do), and I just started cracking up as this mental tirade just comes out of no where. So I had to share it.

Yeah...tonight is SVC for the Cinnamonkey.

 

[Moueix]

Dear Shameless Juice Floozy

HILARIOUS read. I've been struggling with the name CinnaMonkey. Just didn't seem to fit considering your affinity for them S'Berries. It was difficult to type it fit so poorly, hence Cinna, MonkeyGurl, etc.

But now you've gone and done it. Done it to YOURSELF. Because Juice Floozy just fits like a BOOT, girl, and if the boot fits....
You gonna WEAR it.

TTFN, Juice Floozy.

 

[Cinnamonkey]

HILARIOUS read. I've been struggling with the name CinnaMonkey. Just didn't seem to fit considering your affinity for them S'Berries. It was difficult to type it fit so poorly, hence Cinna, MonkeyGurl, etc.

But now you've gone and done it. Done it to YOURSELF. Because Juice Floozy just fits like a BOOT, girl, and if the boot fits....
You gonna WEAR it.

TTFN, Juice Floozy.

Something tells me I opened a whole new can of worms with this one.

Look Nasalburn Boy, in my insane defense, I took the name Cinnamonkey because when I started vaping, I was looking for a REAL nostril burner (not the light, super fruity, spectacular Pink Label), aka super hot cinnamon vapes. I figured with that flavor I could rip out my uvula and be sure to quit analogs. Oh, and monkeys are cute. Voila! Cinnamonkey! It worked..analog free since May 22, 2011. How the heck was I supposed to know that I was going to love strawberries and fruit vapes??? I mean, lookit Mr. Mann over there, vaping CHAMPAGNE like good ol' Aunt Ethel with her evening snifter...

Pah...I see what's happening..the Pink Label put you up to this, didn't it? Tell the truth..the two of you just plotting away like Bonnie and Clyde. Admit it! Those singed nostril hairs have you HOOKED!!!!

 

[Apptiger]

In the spirit of openness: I think Tez and Eleanor are the only ones that know this here, but, Mr.Mann is going to Mr.Dad, come the first week in April (Lord willing). My wife and I are expecting our first child! So, if you ever see me pa-trolling the thread in the middle of the night, just know it is because my mind was so full of every kinda thought imaginable that I couldn't sleep.

p.s. This place sure beats the bar!

As I was falling asleep last night I was thinking about the touching stories people shared last night. My mother pasted on a few years back of cancer. It was really rough, she and I were close. I was the "baby" and mom and I did a lot together when my brothers went off to school.

I spent 6 weeks with her during that event. Only one or two days I was unable to get to see her. A few days after her surgery she had a heart attack and ended up in ICU for several weeks. I was there for every visitation they would allow, 3-4 times a day. I remember how rough it was. Balancing work, family and also being there for my mom. The last week we took her home at her request and she passed very peacefully.

But until last night I never realized what a privilege those weeks were. I was the one making most of the medical decisions and seeing she was kept comfortable. Only last night did I realize how special that was. Wow. What a gift I was given.

Thank you for sharing your stories, they have had quite an impact on mine. My big problems today seam a lot smaller and lighter.

Edit: Bummer, I just ran out of SVC!

Me too ('03), though it feels like yesterday. That one moment in my life sent me on a wild goose chase for some sense of connection. She was quite literally my favorite person, and losing her was akin to losing myself. We also shared a birthday, well, not really. See (I may be giving something away here), some people in the south weren't issued birth certificates and a lot of people ended up only being able to estimate their birthdays. (Time passes and things are forgotten.) Well anyway, she chose July 28th as her birthday when she was a kid, and that, many years later, was the day I was born on. Mama was my world.

Wow, miss a lot curled up sick in bed.
First off Congratulations to THE and Mrs. Mann. Wish you both the best.

Lost my Mom to breast cancer in 2008. While we carry them with us at all times, there is something missing that never quite gets replaced. New Kid, I had the same duty/privilege you did. She passed at home peacefully surrounded and in the arms of her family. It was affirming and terrible at the same time. I don't hate much but cancer and alzheimers are at the top of my list.

 

[lauragal]

You are too funny, Cinnamonkey!!! Pure entertainment coming to this thread!

So after I got home from work, I decided to finally go through my old juices and start tossing them - I started vaping (again) in March, 2012, and had much to go through. I opened up each and every bottle, sniffed them before pouring down sink, and thought WHOA!! what the hell was I vaping??? It feels great to have just about nothing but Ahlusion juices left (have a few HHV's, a couple of M&P's, and a one W2V that I saved).

I CANNOT believe how many bottles I had!! Threw out 47 bottles and kept 36.

KhrasH - sorry I didn't read this thread before cleaning out - but to be honest, I don't think I could even give this stuff away - most of it smelled like pure perfume or some other smell that I can't even describe - not good.

 

[lauragal]

Might I add that all of your stories touched me very deeply - thank you all for sharing.

 

[Moueix]

Look Nasalburn Boy, ....
Pah...I see what's happening..the Pink Label put you up to this, didn't it? Tell the truth..the two of you just plotting away like Bonnie and Clyde. Admit it! Those singed nostril hairs have you HOOKED!!!!

Nasalburn Boy?!? I'll have you know that I'm ACCLIMATED. AND... I just put over 60ml of that into my toolkit for my roughneck crews! I'm guessing a few of THOSE guys are going to see what the rest of us see in this, so you better stock up NOW, juicefloozy! This stuff is going to make Pluid look EASY to get.

I mean, lookit Mr. Mann over there, vaping CHAMPAGNE like good ol' Aunt Ethel with her evening snifter...

I KNOW, right? Can't you just picture him, vaping that champagne, pinky lifted and looking at the ceiling, contemplating and savoring it? Freagin HILARIOUS. I mean to send him a Swarovski Bedazzled Vivi just for that juice. kinda GIRLY, Mann! Did I just say GirlyMann? Oh boy, Nom de Plume's a poppin!

 

[surferbill]

okay so im ready for the heckles, jeers, and flying bottles at my head, but this strawberry vanilla cake is definitely not my thing. It's steeped for about a week and it doesn't seem to be getting any better. ive only used about 8 drops total. It's a 70 pg 30 vg 12 nic mix 30ml. who wants to work out a trade of some sort?

 

[Cinnamonkey]

okay so im ready for the heckles, jeers, and flying bottles at my head, but this strawberry vanilla cake is definitely not my thing. It's steeped for about a week and it doesn't seem to be getting any better. ive only used about 8 drops total. It's a 70 pg 30 vg 12 nic mix. who wants to work out a trade of some sort?

No heckles or jeers from me. It's not like you were insulting Pink Label or anything.

Sorry to hear that it's not working out for you though. I am sure someone might be willing to do a tradeoff with you for it. I keep my juices on the 50/50 and 24mg, which seems to keep me happy on the vape front.

Don't worry, not every juice is going to be to everyones liking and so forth. It happens. It's what makes us all unique with our likes and dislikes, so no worries.

 

[Biziou]

ATTENTION.

I finally have a complaint....


It's pretty serious. I'm trying to get past it...



This label is totally crooked.

 

[Cinnamonkey]

Nasalburn Boy?!? I'll have you know that I'm ACCLIMATED. AND... I just put over 60ml of that into my toolkit for my roughneck crews! I'm guessing a few of THOSE guys are going to see what the rest of us see in this, so you better stock up NOW, juicefloozy! This stuff is going to make Pluid look EASY to get.

60ml?? Pah!! I have 90 and it's all for ME!! (cue lightening with some maniacal evil laughter). Come on, put your big girl britches on and REALLY scare me!!

I will give you a few minutes to finish knitting your doilies while you are thinking of something to say!!! (All in good fun..don't want people thinking we are actually throwing down in here and get in trouble with the ECF powers that be!)

 

[Hulamoon]

LOL Biziou THAT was FUNNY!!!!

ATTENTION.

I finally have a complaint....


It's pretty serious. I'm trying to get past it...



This label is totally crooked.

 

[Cinnamonkey]

ATTENTION.

I finally have a complaint....


It's pretty serious. I'm trying to get past it...



This label is totally crooked.

Erm..maybe they were vaping champagne too?

 

[Biziou]

LOL Biziou THAT was FUNNY!!!!

Laughter, Madam? This is a dire situation! DIRE!

 

[new kid]

I need to make popcorn before I read this thread. It's a lot more fun than the move I was watching earlier....

This made my day when I got home.

Email received from SVC to Cinnamonkey..aka..Diary of a Mad Strawberry Vanilla Cake

Dear Shameless Juice Floozy,

How DARE you leave me to sit in the closet while you are out cavorting with Pink Label and all of those OTHER juices!!!! Don't think I don't know what you are doing, you heartless creature! I can SMELL the Pink Label on your breath!! Don't you know that I am FABULOUS in my own right?!?!?!? Put that Blueberry Vanilla Cake DOWN!!!! Here I am just steeping away and giving up the best juice of my bottle and you...YOU don't pay attention to ME. YOU neglect me. Well I got news for you, little MISSY....I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP!!!!! I will NOT be put aside just so you can be some awful juice harlot!!! I'm watching you!!!

Sincerely yours, even though you seem to have forgotten who OWNS you,

Strawberry Vanilla Cake