Ahlusion

[LisaL]

Dear Friends,
It has been 15 days since I placed my last Ahlusion order. Although the situation is not quite yet dire we have been forced to institute rationing of some items. Luckily I was able to decant Berry Blues today, so morale remains high but I'm not sure how long it will last. Also in a desperate attempt to satisfy the hungry cries of my credit card I placed a hardware order with another vendor. I know that others of you are in similar or even God forbid worse positions. Please know my thoughts are always with you through these trying times.
Yours truly,
SparkleCorn1985

 

[Biziou]

Still glaring daggers at the USPS tracking site. What do you mean, still at Swartz Creek as accepted??? Look, lil bubba, I know your will miss your makers. I miss them too, and I haven't even met them yet. Their store being closed, even for a few days has my emo kid roaring to life, and a slight whimper escapes me, even though I still have plenty of juice to tide me over from them for a little while. But come on down to Georgia, little guy. I have a nice home and a VMOD XL that would love to meet you. We have a nice "suite" in my favorite dark closet just waiting for you to relax and steep your cares away. Then we will have a new journey to start together. I will even let you send them a postcard titled "Wish You Were Here"...man, do I wish..I could just go pick you up without the USPS causing me heartache.

Don't listen to her, little juice! She wants to apply a glowing hot coil to you, until you burn all up!

You should come to my house, instead. I would never do anything like that to you.

 

[Craftypepper]

Cinna - I placed an order from my hardware vendor on the 31st and they are located in Indiana. I am in Alabama. On november 1 it said delivered. In Indiana. On Nov 3 it showed up in my mailbox while usps site said it was still chilling somewhere in Indiana. Dunno what's up but USPS has lost its marbles lately. I don't think I will even bother looking at tracking anymore.

 

[Bukket5]

I haven't tried pineapple cream yet, but I am seriously eyeing the Chocolate Cream. I've been burned by chocolate vapes so many times, I'm skeered, but I know if anyone can do it Ahlusion can. How is the chocolate in the Chocolate Cream? Cocoa-like? Milk chocolatey? Their cream notes really are fantastic, so I'm sure I'll eventually try every "cream" flavor they offer.

I've been through the same thing with chocolate from lots of other suppliers. Try Ahlusion's! You will not be disappointed. I have a hard time describing the chocolate cream. Someone said earlier that it was like a really good chocolate mousse and they are right.

So far I've had the chocolate cream, chocolate raspberry, and both versions of Dracula's Desire. They are all awesome. I could kick myself for not getting at least 60 ml of the Dracula's Desire with Strawberry. That stuff was sooo good. By the time I knew I needed it they were closed. The chocolate raspberry reminds me of a Godiva chocolate raspberry bar and the longer it steeps the more the raspberry comes out. A large bottle of it is going in my cart. I should mention that I get all my juices sweetened whenever the option is available.

I heard back from Wlad and the wishlist should be back Monday or Tuesday. They are making some flavor and flavor option changes and it would cause confusion if someone put something in their cart that wasn't available anymore. I'm excited to see the changes!

 

[Moueix]

Oh God, you all make me laugh so hard. I absolutely ADORE this thread, and the participants. Almost every time I wander outside of these safe walls, I find such a different world.

 

[Moueix]

So far I've had the chocolate cream, chocolate raspberry, and both versions of Dracula's Desire. They are all awesome. I could kick myself for not getting at least 60 ml of the Dracula's Desire with Strawberry. That stuff was sooo good. By the time I knew I needed it they were closed. The chocolate raspberry reminds me of a Godiva chocolate raspberry bar and the longer it steeps the more the raspberry comes out. A large bottle of it is going in my cart. I should mention that I get all my juices sweetened whenever the option is available.

SparkleCorn1985... That'll get me every time.

Chocolate RASPBERRY? I thought it was either Strawberry, or Black Cherry. Are there 3 now?! I want them. I WANT THEM ALL!!!

 

[Cinnamonkey]

Cinna - I placed an order from my hardware vendor on the 31st and they are located in Indiana. I am in Alabama. On november 1 it said delivered. In Indiana. On Nov 3 it showed up in my mailbox while usps site said it was still chilling somewhere in Indiana. Dunno what's up but USPS has lost its marbles lately. I don't think I will even bother looking at tracking anymore.

My dear Crafty..your words of comfort and hope have eased my heart tonight. Thank you.

As for little Ms. Biziou...I got my evil monkey eye on her.

 

[Mr.Mann]

I cracked Pink Label for the first time today. I think I discovered damn near every iteration of "review" that juice has gotten. It's a bit of a conundrum and very complex to be a relatively un-complex juice. Me likey!

--thank, Mo!

 

[Cinnamonkey]

Don't listen to her, little juice! She wants to apply a glowing hot coil to you, until you burn all up!

You should come to my house, instead. I would never do anything like that to you.

I need that emote..the lil smilie with wings. It would fit me perfectly. ECF...why are there no monkey emotes here? I feel like there is some species profiling going on here. Whatchu got against poor helpless lil ol' monkies?

Oh and Biziou...I'm watching you. Keep your mits off my Canyon Sun. I said I would never fling, but if you take off with my juicies.... I'm going Discovery Channel on your behind!!!

 

[Cinnamonkey]

I cracked Pink Label for the first time today. I think I discovered damn near every iteration of "review" that juice has gotten. It's a bit of a conundrum and very complex to be a relatively un-complex juice. Me likey!

--thank, Mo!

Mr. Mann...I am doing this for your own good. Don't vape it..it's bad for your erm..er...ummmm...you epiglottis..yeah that's right..just eats that sucker away and then you'll need an...um..aaaa... a pancreas translplant. Yeah, that's it..your pancreas will just go POOF!!! Let me take that dangerous juice off your hands. I had my cootie shot, so I am the only creature on this planet that can vape this safely. I don't even need a pancreas, ya know.

 

[Mr.Mann]

I've been through the same thing with chocolate from lots of other suppliers. Try Ahlusion's! You will not be disappointed. I have a hard time describing the chocolate cream. Someone said earlier that it was like a really good chocolate mousse and they are right.

So far I've had the chocolate cream, chocolate raspberry, and both versions of Dracula's Desire. They are all awesome. I could kick myself for not getting at least 60 ml of the Dracula's Desire with Strawberry. That stuff was sooo good. By the time I knew I needed it they were closed. The chocolate raspberry reminds me of a Godiva chocolate raspberry bar and the longer it steeps the more the raspberry comes out. A large bottle of it is going in my cart. I should mention that I get all my juices sweetened whenever the option is available.

I heard back from Wlad and the wishlist should be back Monday or Tuesday. They are making some flavor and flavor option changes and it would cause confusion if someone put something in their cart that wasn't available anymore. I'm excited to see the changes!

I am learning restraint. I was going to comment on the disabled wishlist with a similar interpretation, but since you emailed the man (as is always the best option), I figured I'd let him tell you straight away.

I told Wlad to get "ready" for the onslaught of orders once they opened, but he didn't think it would happen that way (at least not an "onslaught"). I thought that was telling of him. He really isn't the type to sit back and smell himself! I love that.

 

[Mr.Mann]

Mr. Mann...I am doing this for your own good. Don't vape it..it's bad for your erm..er...ummmm...you epiglottis..yeah that's right..just eats that sucker away and then you'll need an...um..aaaa... a pancreas translplant. Yeah, that's it..your pancreas will just go POOF!!! Let me take that dangerous juice off your hands. I had my cootie shot, so I am the only creature on this planet that can vape this safely. I don't even need a pancreas, ya know.

I thought about not tryng it and sending it to ya', but today is Sunday. So, since no mail goes out on Sunday, I figured I would give it whirl. TGIS! hahahahaha

 

[tstan23]

Ok, spill the beans...where'd ya get that?

Mods-skinz.com there's also another website called j-wraps that I have heard of. But mods-skinz is like 8 dollars cheaper.

 

[Moueix]

I cracked Pink Label for the first time today. I think I discovered damn near every iteration of "review" that juice has gotten. It's a bit of a conundrum and very complex to be a relatively un-complex juice. Me likey!

--thank, Mo!

Oh, don't thank me yet! You haven't tried the Sweet Surrender or CPBT! Only THEN I will be ready for that. But unfortunately, I'm not the Chef, where all credit is due, just the simple handmaiden...

 

[Cinnamonkey]

I keep seeing sightings of the fantastic that is Sweet Surrender. When I looked at it on the website..I saw the evil coconut that sent me running and screaming for the hills. Tell me true, Mou...should I try Sweet Surrender anyway? I need some reviews over here..I want to try this even with the Coconut just staring me dead in my face and daring me to even think about trying it. Thanks in advance for your input..or anyone else that is willing to chime in. I have a few days before I put in my next order, so just let me know.

 

[Tralfaz]

I'm going Discovery Channel on your behind!!!

You've added a whole new dimension to this thread, monkey.

 

[Mr.Mann]

Oh, don't thank me yet! You haven't tried the Sweet Surrender or CPBT! Only THEN I will be ready for that. But unfortunately, I'm not the Chef, where all credit is due, just the simple handmaiden...

Speaking of the CPBT, I am not sure which one it is. What is the color quality of it?

 

[Cinnamonkey]

You've added a whole new dimension to this thread, monkey.

Something like that.

 

[Moueix]

Hang on a sec CinnaLady, Let me clear this CPBT from my atty and dripadrop of SS, imagining I DON'T like Coconut (which isn't hard, cause I really don't)....

OK. Imagine you've just realized that you've won a bazillion in the lottery, and there are 3 people standing nearby. One of them is a coconut. Are you NOT going to hug the coconut?

Or.. You've been adrift at sea for a month, with nothing in the past 3 weeks to drink but your own.... perspiration. Suddenly, a Booze Cruise appears in view, and when they reach you, all they have is Pina Colada's. Are you NOT going to drink the Pina Colada?

If the answer to both of those is yes, then you might think about passing. Seriously, the Coconut is but a nuance in the creaminess that is folded around bright, exuberant, and yet smooth fruit. I absolutely detest Garbonzo beans. HATE em. But I love hummus. They become something else, entirely. First, former texture is GONE, which is my first objection. 2nd, the tahini and olive oil just DO something to them. I'd hate to be wrong for you, but to me this is one of the finest Ahlusion juices I've tried, granted, of only about a dozen, but what are your odds??

 

[Moueix]

Speaking of the CPBT, I am not sure which one it is. What is the color quality of it?

There were only 3 without labels. One was the CPBT, one was my DIY Strawberry Cake, and the last was my DIY Honeysuckle Pear. Those 3 are so different, I was counting on your sense of smell to know them apart. It is a peach color.

Edit: Remember, don't put the honeysuckle pear in a tank! It cracked the dickens out of one of my Nova's.