Ahlusion

[Robino1]

I didn't mean to send you spiraling into an existential crisis, Daniele! Turns out normal is boring anyway. I'm gonna bear my soul and share some deep personal $#*+ here. I don't like ponies either... Shetland ponies, anyway (or "the Devil's Steed" as I call them). When I was 5, I got bit on the stomach by one at a petting zoo. A petting zoo, of all places!!! Stone Mountain, Georgia, autumn 1984. I still remember the image of pulling up my shirt and looking down at my little belly and seeing four giant red teeth marks, as if it was yesterday. Sounds like that well-endowed little beast that chewed up your love of ponies and haunts your past was one of those spiteful creatures. I like normal ponies (those that grow into full-size horses) as much as the next guy, but how many more children have to get bitten before we decide to do something about the Shetland menace?

Shetlands are mean creatures. Ornery to the bone.

 

[wonderland]

I didn't mean to send you spiraling into an existential crisis, Daniele! Turns out normal is boring anyway. I'm gonna bear my soul and share some deep personal $#*+ here. I don't like ponies either... Shetland ponies, anyway (or "the Devil's Steed" as I call them). When I was 5, I got bit on the stomach by one at a petting zoo. A petting zoo, of all places!!! Stone Mountain, Georgia, autumn 1984. I still remember the image of pulling up my shirt and looking down at my little belly and seeing four giant red teeth marks, as if it was yesterday. Sounds like that well-endowed little beast that chewed up your love of ponies and haunts your past was one of those spiteful creatures. I like normal ponies (those that grow into full-size horses) as much as the next guy, but how many more children have to get bitten before we decide to do something about the Shetland menace?

Awwww! Petting Zoo PTSD is right up there with Circus Clown PTSD to scar one for life. Well Shetland ponies be damned. Let the Pink Label (and accompanying glitter shower) soothe your inner child What I really want to know is... Does it taste like coconut?

 

[balbrt1]

I read that on the website too. My order from last Thurs still says "ready for shipment" I hope I get it before Thanksgiving

 

[daniele25]

I didn't mean to send you spiraling into an existential crisis, Daniele! Turns out normal is boring anyway. I'm gonna bear my soul and share some deep personal $#*+ here. I don't like ponies either... Shetland ponies, anyway (or "the Devil's Steed" as I call them). When I was 5, I got bit on the stomach by one at a petting zoo. A petting zoo, of all places!!! Stone Mountain, Georgia, autumn 1984. I still remember the image of pulling up my shirt and looking down at my little belly and seeing four giant red teeth marks, as if it was yesterday. Sounds like that well-endowed little beast that chewed up your love of ponies and haunts your past was one of those spiteful creatures. I like normal ponies (those that grow into full-size horses) as much as the next guy, but how many more children have to get bitten before we decide to do something about the Shetland menace?

Hahahaha....not the petting zoo!! Traumatizing to say the least!! I remember a time I was feeding the sheep....and had a bag of food in my hand, but once they started to come towards me I panicked and took off running....which of course they chased me! That was the last time I ever cared about feeding the animals at the petting zoo....I was 8. LOL

 

[Biziou]

omg, more Shetland Pony trauma!

When I was a kid, my dad "borrowed" a Shetland from a family friend, for me to ride on, for a month or so. (I wanted a go-cart, but whatevs.) I rode that thing all up and down our property, and no matter how much I coaxed, cajoled, or threatened, it would never go at anything faster than a slow trot.

Until that one day....

I guess it had enough, and it took off running.

Under my mother's clothesline.

I stopped when I hit the clothesline. The pony did not.

So yes, they are evil creatures.

 

[Tralfaz]

This is definitely not his little pony.

 

[Mr.Mann]

I read that on the website too. My order from last Thurs still says "ready for shipment" I hope I get it before Thanksgiving

Hey, I hope you do. We're just messing around and FYI, my "reading is fundamental" crack wasn't directed at you. Cheers, mate.

 

[Moueix]

Tez, REALLY sorry to read about your traumatic Shetland Attack. Biz, Clearly, you and your Dad need to sit down and talk. You have some lingering hostility over that Go-Kart, and it isn't too late for him to address and rectify that problem. I am so sorry for your bitter memories.

And to both of you, I am very sorry for nearly pissing my pants, doubling over in laughter not only despite, but because of, your life scarring memories. I'm as evil as a Shetland it seems.

 

[Moueix]

If anyone cares, vapow has Pluid in stock right now. I don't.

http://www.vapow.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=MRP

 

[Mr.Mann]

If anyone cares, vapow has Pluid in stock right now. I don't.

Mad Murdock's Radiator Pluid

Thanks for letting me know even further how little I care about that juice.

 

[Tezcatlipoca]

Awwww! Petting Zoo PTSD is right up there with Circus Clown PTSD to scar one for life. Well Shetland ponies be damned. Let the Pink Label (and accompanying glitter shower) soothe your inner child What I really want to know is... Does it taste like coconut?

It's only been steeping for 3 days, but I'm not getting any coconut here. Just creamy strawberry, and perhaps watermelon? Emotional scars healing... inner child soothed... now where did I put that bottle of Devil Dog?!

 

[gthompson]

Pluid proves there's such a thing as the power of suggestion.

 

[new kid]

Ah, so this is why I have not been able to place an order.

I just checked the Ahlusion website and noticed they have a note up concerning their hours of operation. In general, it's M-F 10:00 am to midnight and closed on the weekends except for special sales and events. They also noted that they are closed today and tomorrow to upgrade their systems. They'll reopen on Friday this week. I think the note on the website is very helpful for anyone wondering when they can place an order. Hopefully, it will alleviate some frustration. I'm still waiting on my order from last week. I got the shipping email on Monday, but tracking still says electronic information received. I'm crossing my fingers that it arrives tomorrow!

 

[gthompson]

I will never understand all the people that seem to think juice vendors are supposed to work 12 hours a day 7 days a week just for their pleasure. Buy enough juice so you don't run out or go buy some smokes.

 

[Mr.Mann]

Pluid proves there's such a thing as the power of suggestion.

Today I saw a site that sells it and the tag line was "the sexiest eliquid" (or something to that effect.) Look, it's green...cool. Hey, I always thought it wasn't easy being green?! Has anyone here, besides me, tried Pluid and Blue Fairy?

 

[gthompson]

Oops. Wrong thread. Oh what the hell, it applies to Ahlusion too.

 

[gthompson]

I refuse to try Pluid.

 

[Tezcatlipoca]

Pluid proves there's such a thing as the power of suggestion.

I refuse to try Pluid.

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[Cinnamonkey]

Sorry I can't vape anything with a name that reminds me of a medical experiment gone horribly wrong.......

Oh, and there is NO coconut in the Pink Label. Stop besmirching my beloved juice. You are going to give it a complex.

 

[gthompson]

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