Ahlusion

[Tezcatlipoca]

I've been feeling seriously ill since I first tried Ahlusion. I've scoured the medical journals and can't find anything that matches up with my symptoms, so I've decided to describe it and call it "Ahlusionitis."

Symptoms include compulsive and frequent visits to Ahlusion's website, irritability brought on by a lack of patience with conventional steeping methods, and a complete loss of appetite for any of the patient's favorite juices from other vendors. In advanced stages of the disease, selective memory-loss occurs. For example, inflicted individuals may be heard asking questions in a disoriented fashion such as: "Heather's Heavenly what?" "Backwoods who?" "Want2What-cha-ma-call-it?"

Inhalation of vaporized Ahlusion liquid, administered at frequent and regular intervals throughout the day, seems to diminish the severity of the symptoms, but at this point, the likelihood of discovering a cure is slim.

My symptoms only appear to be getting worse. Is anyone else out there suffering from this debilitating illness? It's too late for me, but perhaps there's still time to warn others of this grave disease before it claims the lives of any more victims.

 

[Cinnamonkey]

I've been feeling seriously ill since I first tried Ahlusion. I've scoured the medical journals and can't find anything that matches up with my symptoms, so I've decided to describe it and call it "Ahlusionitis."

Symptoms include compulsive and frequent visits to Ahlusion's website, irritability brought on by a lack of patience with conventional steeping methods, and a complete loss of appetite for any of the patient's favorite juices from other vendors. In advanced stages of the disease, selective memory-loss occurs. For example, inflicted individuals may be heard asking questions in a disoriented fashion such as: "Heather's Heavenly what?" "Backwoods who?" "Want2What-cha-ma-call-it?"

Inhalation of vaporized Ahlusion liquid, administered at frequent and regular intervals throughout the day, seems to diminish the severity of the symptoms, but at this point, the likelihood of discovering a cure is slim.

My symptoms only appear to be getting worse. Is anyone else out there suffering from this debilitating illness? It's too late for me, but perhaps there's still time to warn others of this grave disease before it claims the lives of any more victims.

You forgot to mention that it can be passed via website transmission......INFECTED!8-o

 

[EleanorR]

I've been feeling seriously ill since I first tried Ahlusion. I've scoured the medical journals and can't find anything that matches up with my symptoms, so I've decided to describe it and call it "Ahlusionitis."

Symptoms include compulsive and frequent visits to Ahlusion's website, irritability brought on by a lack of patience with conventional steeping methods, and a complete loss of appetite for any of the patient's favorite juices from other vendors. In advanced stages of the disease, selective memory-loss occurs. For example, inflicted individuals may be heard asking questions in a disoriented fashion such as: "Heather's Heavenly what?" "Backwoods who?" "Want2What-cha-ma-call-it?"

Inhalation of vaporized Ahlusion liquid, administered at frequent and regular intervals throughout the day, seems to diminish the severity of the symptoms, but at this point, the likelihood of discovering a cure is slim.

My symptoms only appear to be getting worse. Is anyone else out there suffering from this debilitating illness? It's too late for me, but perhaps there's still time to warn others of this grave disease before it claims the lives of any more victims.

AAACK! So that's what's wrong with me!

 

[Mr.Mann]

I've been feeling seriously ill since I first tried Ahlusion. I've scoured the medical journals and can't find anything that matches up with my symptoms, so I've decided to describe it and call it "Ahlusionitis."

Symptoms include compulsive and frequent visits to Ahlusion's website, irritability brought on by a lack of patience with conventional steeping methods, and a complete loss of appetite for any of the patient's favorite juices from other vendors. In advanced stages of the disease, selective memory-loss occurs. For example, inflicted individuals may be heard asking questions in a disoriented fashion such as: "Heather's Heavenly what?" "Backwoods who?" "Want2What-cha-ma-call-it?"

Inhalation of vaporized Ahlusion liquid, administered at frequent and regular intervals throughout the day, seems to diminish the severity of the symptoms, but at this point, the likelihood of discovering a cure is slim.

My symptoms only appear to be getting worse. Is anyone else out there suffering from this debilitating illness? It's too late for me, but perhaps there's still time to warn others of this grave disease before it claims the lives of any more victims.

Knowing that I am not the only one is such an amazing feeling! Knowing I may have infected others is just as good.


p.s. Tez, whenever you want to do another review, I will be here waiting!!!!!

 

[Tezcatlipoca]

AAACK! So that's what's wrong with me!

Knowing that I am not the only one is such an amazing feeling! Knowing I may have infected others is just as good.


p.s. Tez, whenever you want to do another review, I will be here waiting!!!!!

Maybe we can start an Ahlusionitis Foundation. Donations can be made in the form of Ahlusion Gift Certificates!

Ugggh, Mann, I'd love to be doing more reviews. The thing is it's grant-writing season and I'm procrastinating enough as it is. Hmmm... maybe I can quit school and try to become a full-time reviewer! Now there's an interesting idea!

 

[Mr.Mann]

Maybe we can start an Ahlusionitis Foundation. Donations can be made in the form of Ahlusion Gift Certificates!

Ugggh, Mann, I'd love to be doing more reviews. The thing is it's grant-writing season and I'm procrastinating enough as it is. Hmmm... maybe I can quit school and to become a full-time reviewer! Now there's an interesting idea!

I know! It's gallery season and I have had to literally force myself away from the computer. I have found that sometimes, some of my creative outlets tend to siphon some of my creativity -- so, I have to curb my instincts to stay constantly parked at this station.

p.s. Grant writing is exasperating!

 

[Tezcatlipoca]

I know! It's gallery season and I have had to literally force myself away from the computer. I have found that sometimes, some of my creative outlets tend to siphon some of my creativity -- so, I have to curb my instincts to stay constantly parked at this station.

p.s. Grant writing is exasperating!

So we're in the same boat here. Well, on the bright side, when we both fail miserably at our careers, maybe we can get jobs at Ahlusion! On that note, I do need to get back to work now.

 

[Terri Macksee]

^^^This^^^ is well stated!

Trust me, I know how many orders Ahlusion got in one day (the day of the sale) and I promise you all, them closing for the day is not kickin' back on the couch time! Everything else that I would say was already said in CM's post.

How many Mr. Mann?

 

[Bukket5]

So I just went and looked at the Twist deal...R U F N KIDDING ME? + a 30 mL? Seriously?! I had no idea I was in the market for a Twist hahahaha

That's a great price. Wondering if I can pass it up. Lol. I just got a purple twist and I already have pink, pink/red, purple with an amethyst gem, plus I bought one that was suppose to be red but was the ugliest brown so I painted it with red glitter nail polish. But I don't have black. I think I'm as addicted to twists as I am to Ahlusion.

I've been super curious how a twist compares in size to the Volt x2 I have. Can't think of an easier way to find out!

Most of my 1100 twists are the same size as my 1300 X2s. My favorite size!

So glad to hear this...I have this one on the way as well! How strong did you find the "breeze" menthol option to be? That's what I ordered as well...in the past I have found that menthol overpowers the flavor in others I have tried, so I am curious how strong the Ahlusion menthol is when mixed with the fruity flavors.

I'm not a menthol person and I found the breeze to be too strong. Completely overpowered the Stardust and Pineapple Cream for me. But I'm glad I bought them. With cold season coming up I figure they will get vaped. I was just expecting a milder menthol since it is the lightest of 5 levels. No more breeze for me.

 

[K*Rose]

What is this twist deal you speak of
I did some searching and could not find it. I am in the market for a twist.

 

[Moueix]

Freagin Ahlusion! I'm a little ....... Darn popularity, I was going to corner the market on that Twist deal and I MISSED it. @*$&%)! work, I was in a CORNFIELD dammit. I hope you all CHOKE on those nice mods and free 30ml juices! And what is this BS today?!? CLOSED???? I'm leaving at 8pm tonight for another cornfield, AND I CAN'T USE MY 15% COUPON! ARGH!!! I want to place my next order NOW! I'm gonna go all LisaB if this keeps up!

Yeah so, the next two flavors.

Tiramisu:
Of all the tasting notes I read on ECF, the two flavors that vendors seem to have the most problem with is coffee, and chocolate. Well, you can give a guy Winsor & Newton oils and brushes, but that doesn't mean he's going to return a Mona Lisa. You have to be an ARTIST, right Mr. Mann? When I think of dessert vapes, I think sweet and sticky. Subtle perfection is an uncommon result, but Wlad & Alley are artists, and they have made the most difficult flavors achieve subtle perfection. This Tiramisu is just that. The most difficult flavors, harmoniously blended in perfect proportions, sharing the stage with an honest to goodness resonance of Italian lady fingers?! HOW DO THEY DO THIS?! The sweetness of the cookie and liquer are perfectly checked and balanced by the bittersweet chocolate and coffee flavors eliminating any possibility of cloying sweetness that could make you tire of this after a few vapes. You can keep going and going on this juice, and nothing takes center stage to try and steal this show. I had to pull out a grind of Kopi Luwak to taste this with, and the amazing richness of that coffee was a perfect compliment to this. It was like a Coronation ceremony in my mouth. Trumpets pierce the night, banners flutter and snap in a warm breeze. Tiny gossamer gowned Princesses with dove bar tiaras and cappucino slippers dance on my tongue! Ahlusion takes Ejuice to a whole new level, and this Tiramisu is another arrow in the Ahlusion quiver that armies of vendors fall to. Very nicely done Wlad & Alley.

Blueberry Colada:
Somebody call the fire department! There is a huge cloud of smoke coming from the roof! I couldn't believe my first puff on this. It is SO creamy! Copious vapor hangs in the air, light as a cloud and my mouth expands with a feeling of bales of lightly sweet coconut silk pushing on all sides. Really mouth filling and airy at the same time. If it weren't for the awesome coconut fluffiness of this, I would be disappointed at the subtlety of the blueberry. Yes, I have a niggle. I could use a hair more blueberry, it is SO subtle. But I'm conflicted. Were it more berry-ish, it might fatigue the palate? Nothing tiresome in this blend either, I can just go and go and I keep marveling at how amazingly CREAMY this devil is.

OK, so maybe I'm a little GLAD they're closed today, and I missed that #(@&$$!*&@! Twist sale. Otherwise, I'm afraid I would sound like a total Ahlusion fanboy. Jerks.

 

[Mr.Mann]

That Twist sale was sold out before most of us posted our comments about how awesome it was.

 

[Moueix]

That Twist sale was sold out before most of us posted our comments about how awesome it was.

Yeah, I'm disappointed. Originally, it was slated for the 25th, and I got on the notification list. Then the page said the 28th, so off I went to Iowa with my comfortable false sense of security. Lo, AND behold, I get back and not only did it prematurely eee! Jack-I'm-Late, but little did I know, it was limited to 100. 100!?! Cripes, I planned on getting more than that! Sigh...

 

[K*Rose]

How is everyone hearing about these awesome deals. I got in on the 20% deal on FB. I have signed up for the newsletter a few times, but don't seem to ever get it and I check my spam frequently.

 

[Moueix]

How is everyone hearing about these awesome deals. I got in on the 20% deal on FB. I have signed up for the newsletter a few times, but don't seem to ever get it and I check my spam frequently.

Oh, that part is easy. All you have to do is peruse every nook and cranny of their website hourly and you'll find these things. Don't forget to set your alarm clock too, because like it or not, 3am happens.

 

[K*Rose]

I see. Thank you.

 

[Moueix]

I see. Thank you.

Don't mention it.

 

[*RJ*]

How is everyone hearing about these awesome deals. I got in on the 20% deal on FB. I have signed up for the newsletter a few times, but don't seem to ever get it and I check my spam frequently.

I thought I read here at ECF the twist deal was on Facebook...but I'm not sure about that. I learn everything here at ECF. I did get in on the twist deal because I spend WAY too much time here, but not the 30 ml free bottle since they only had 100 bottles and Wlad (don't know him personally but he did e-mail me this) said it sold out within minutes. The 30 ml bottles were until supplies last. But even without the juice, it was an awesome deal. I think Ahlusion is getting more kits...I would get on their site, find that kit link, and click the "notify me" button. They will definitely let you know when they get more...but you gotta be lightning fast.

 

[LisaL]

I just got my first "status change" email from my order on Thursday - they must have been SLAMMED! Which is good, I guess. It would be wrong of me to hope that nobody else finds out about them right? Right. Sigh.

 

[Mr.Mann]

I just got my first "status change" email from my order on Thursday - they must have been SLAMMED! Which is good, I guess. It would be wrong of me to hope that nobody else finds out about them right? Right. Sigh.

Put it like this, the number of ECF members that participated in that sale was only a tiny fraction of the orders -- that cat is outta the bag!