Well, drat!
I put a 30ml bottle of Smooth Criminal in my cart, got halfway through checkout, then decided I'd better get a 60ml bottle. That way, I could ask for a sample of Blue Grass Burley. So, I removed the 30ml bottle and added a 60ml. In the 30 seconds it took to do that, however, Ahlusion went from "We're happy to take your order" to "Sorry, we're all out of stock. Want to be notified when it's available again?"
Oh well, back to Square One. I wonder how long I can make 2mls of Smooth Criminal last? Two days? Nah. One. I may be forced to vape some of the other 9 liters of juice I have. Oh, the ridiculous ravages of infatuation! I don't know about you folks, but when I fall in love with a juice, every other juice suddenly becomes swill. At least for awhile. LOL.
In the world of guitar collectors (a world in which I once lived), that particular side effect of compulsive lust is called GAS, an acronym for "gear acquisition syndrome." I guess here it would be called JAS---juice acquisition syndrome.