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Dear Mr. Wlad,
Please make the following juices for my compadres on ECF...
Mr. Mann...he needs some champagne with a shot of cognac and a hint of tobacco.
Eleanor...she needs all of your teas blended into ONE super tea
Tez...he needs a chocolate of all chocolates. Add EXTRA chocolate
Daniele... she needs some Proseco..No sir, I don't know what the heck that is, just change the Mimosa Label to Proseco and she'll be fine.
Mouiex..he needs a manly wine flavored juice..preferably one that burns off his remaining nostril hairs..yeah, just used the boxed stuff they sell on the bottom shelf for $2.99. He's going to LOVE that!
Biziou...make her a passion fruit flavored creamsicle juice. Don't crook the label though..you KNOW how she gets.
Axolotly...make him some boiled peanut juice..why yes, you can include the shells..it might speed up the steeping.
LisaL...make her a nice Red Velvet cake juice. I don't know why I think she will like it, but for the love of St. Pete, no roleplaying while you are making it....she sees EVERYTHING!!
newkid...He wants a the juice of all juices...just close your eyes or blend it blindfolded and we will see what we get.
This concludes my lil buddies Christmas list.
Oh..and Pink Label for the monkey!
Sincerely,
The Pink Label vaping, SVC loving, Bleary eyed A.M. BVC breakfast for survivaling
Cinnamonkey
OMG..hahahahaha!!! This is hilarious!! And now I have no idea what I'd come up with if we did this, cuz you already made the perfect list for everyone! We could toss a clementine IZZE juice in there for a few folks too.. LOL
Ah, not too far away. I'm from Hunterdon County....small town called Readington....near the Flemington area.
I just wish I would have saved all that money. I have my top vendors now and I don't think I will ever stray again. At least, I'm gonna try
Maybe we should look at all that money as our one-time membership fee to get into Club Ahlusion! On some level I guess I'd feel sorry for someone who started out with Ahlusion, because I'm not sure they'd know how good they have it! Still, it would be nice to have a chunk of that cash back!
Cinna, I'm laughing so hard, I'm about to lose my dinner!
Ok...ok.. Biziou...sheesh..
Dr. Mr. Wlad,
Please change Axolotly's juice from boiled peanuts (at Biziou's request) to a real southern delight.. homemade Pecan (Pee-can) pie with handchurned vanilla icecream with homemade ingredients....I hope you guys have room up there for a milking cow (another reason you guys are more than welcome to move to Georgia!!!)
P.S. Ditch what I said about Bizous label...put that sucker on SIDEWAYS!!!
Dr. Mr. Wlad,
Please change Axolotly's juice from boiled peanuts (at Biziou's request) to a real southern delight.. homemade Pecan (Pee-can) pie with handchurned vanilla icecream with homemade ingredients....I hope you guys have room up there for a milking cow (another reason you guys are more than welcome to move to Georgia!!!)
P.S. Ditch what I said about Bizous label...put that sucker on SIDEWAYS!!!
Flemington, I remember going there, as a kid, to the Burlington Coat Factory, before they were everywhere?
Maybe we should look at all that money as our one-time membership fee to get into Club Ahlusion! On some level I guess I'd feel sorry for someone who started out with Ahlusion, because I'm not sure they'd know how good they have it! Still, it would be nice to have a chunk of that cash back!
Cinna, I'm laughing so hard, I'm about to lose my dinner!
I didn't think of it that way.
Yep! That's Flemington! They actually have a Wal Mart there now...that was like major for that neck of the woods!
Ok...ok.. Biziou...sheesh..
Dr. Mr. Wlad,
Please change Axolotly's juice from boiled peanuts (at Biziou's request) to a real southern delight.. homemade Pecan (Pee-can) pie with handchurned vanilla icecream with homemade ingredients....I hope you guys have room up there for a milking cow (another reason you guys are more than welcome to move to Georgia!!!)
P.S. Ditch what I said about Bizous label...put that sucker on SIDEWAYS!!!
You're killing me over here! Can't stop laughing.
I went to the little road-side place where they sell the boiled peanuts and decided to up the ante. a whole jar of pickled eggs.
I got violently ill in one bite. I miss my bagels with a shmear!
Hmmm... Bagel with a shmear juice. Wlad, you there?
Oh crap! I gotta add Hula!!
Dear Mr. Wlad,
I know, it's yet ANOTHER email from me again...Hula needs a juice...
Please send her a nice tropical punch mixed with coconut for the exhale. Yes, I know that's very NORMAL for me..but she did create the ECF Ahlusion thread and she's how you and Alley now have me as your number one Pink Label fan... Oh..and if you guys have any possums there, can you send her one of those. That way she will know it's from me. 
Dear Mr. Wlad,
I know, it's yet ANOTHER email from me again...Hula needs a juice...
Please send her a nice tropical punch mixed with coconut for the exhale. Yes, I know that's very NORMAL for me..but she did create the ECF Ahlusion thread and she's how you and Alley now have me as your number one Pink Label fan...
Oh..and if you guys have any possums there, can you send her one of those. That way she will know it's from me.
Yeah..umm don't eat the pickled eggs..if you manage to choke it down, your fiance will kill you for your methane contributions.
Just sayin.
I felt that way about Smooth Criminal. I thought, these people must not know tobacco like I do.
But one day I gave it another chance, and that is when it hit me: these juice don't just improve with age, but they actually transform into what you hoped it would be. Mimosa the first week and a half was good, but not necessarily what it has become -- it became the juice of the month for me!Ricks Request will be the bomb sometime next year!
It's funny cause it truly may happen that way.
CM, you are priceless. 
There's just no other way to put it!
AMBER ALERT: My Juvenile Delinquent (aka Smooth Criminal, probably almost of age now) is running on EMPTY -- need to get the syringe out for those last few precious drops! 8-o
OTOH, I do have another 30ml bottle awaiting me . . . Looks like it's time to start stalking A+'s website now!
There's just no other way to put it! AMBER ALERT: My Juvenile Delinquent (aka Smooth Criminal, probably almost of age now) is running on EMPTY -- need to get the syringe out for those last few precious drops! 8-o
OTOH, I do have another 30ml bottle awaiting me . . .
Looks like it's time to start stalking A+'s website now!
CM, you are priceless.
AMBER ALERT: My Juvenile Delinquent (aka Smooth Criminal, probably almost of age now) is running on EMPTY -- need to get the syringe out for those last few precious drops! 8-o
OTOH, I do have another 30ml bottle awaiting me . . .
Amber Alert -- now that is priceless!!!
Between you and Cinnamonkey, I'm getting a full-on abdominal workout reading through this thread tonight!Amber Alert -- now that is priceless!!!
Hahahaha...omg, me too! And I haven't even started drinking yet! lol (might be able to save myself the calories tonight....as I don't think it could get any funnier!)
Smooth Criminal is really growing on me. I see a 30 ml. bottle in my near future too. The first clearo full of it after a weeks steep, I was like whoa this is strong. I don't think I can vape this. It's mellowed out nicely now and is a nice change of pace from my other juices.
CM, you are priceless.
AMBER ALERT: My Juvenile Delinquent (aka Smooth Criminal, probably almost of age now) is running on EMPTY -- need to get the syringe out for those last few precious drops! 8-o
OTOH, I do have another 30ml bottle awaiting me . . .
I can't think of Smooth Criminal without thinking of that Michael Jackson song and the video and him in that white outfit..Yeah, Annie are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok Annie?
I can't think of Smooth Criminal without thinking of that Michael Jackson song and the video and him in that white outfit..Yeah, Annie are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok Annie?
I used to live in a loft just like the the juke joint in that video. It was so sweet! It was an 80+ year old pharmacy with a wrap around balcony, glass showcase windows, intricate design tiled floors and the whole bit. I ended up getting into it with my roommate cause he owed me $4000+ for rent (and waaay too much partying, though I had a lot to do with that), so I sued him on Judge Mathis for the money. I am so not joking! Hey, I was not proud of doing that TV court thing, but I got my money (from the show, not from him.)
I am so sending that anecdote down the Memory Hole (although the flat sounds to die for!)
Hahahaha! Hey, when rent was due, what was I to do? In retrospect, it was the craziest moment in my life, but most of my "friends" out here will surely never let that one fade from my memory.
p.s. You'd been proud of how I handled myself, I promise!
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