Battery-Brain Connection! - Getting tuned in to my toys!

[tygertyger]

So I'm sitting here, lurking in the forum, reading and vaping.... and I get to thinking:
"Gee, this battery must be on it's last legs.... been two days since I charged."
And the VERY NEXT PUFF, the light starts blinking....
<<insert Twilight Zone music here>>

 

[chagrin]

Not to dismiss your psychic power, but you can usually tell a few puffs before a battery is going to die, because the power goes down a bit and vape is a lot lighter.

 

[tygertyger]

Not to dismiss your psychic power, but you can usually tell a few puffs before a battery is going to die, because the power goes down a bit and vape is a lot lighter.

Maybe I was noticing that subconsciously *lol*.... but it was sure weird! Literally right after I thought that, I took my next puff and the light flashed!

 

[Titanium]

Hehehehehe

 

[Z_Ghost]

Nice..
Now can you tell me the winning lotto # so I can pay for all this stuff I keep buying.

 

[WolfeReign]

Maybe I was noticing that subconsciously *lol*.... but it was sure weird! Literally right after I thought that, I took my next puff and the light flashed!

snap dragon!! now we know how you get the number generator

 

[recidivus]

I have the opposite super power, I can normally tell right when the battery is about done charging...we should join forces and fight crime.

 

[shades]

Ok here is the deal! Project Guy and me need your twin power activated stat! We want to buy Provari's and Zap's for our Canadian vapers but need the #'s for the Lotto Max

 

[Smile n' shine]

It's like that odd occasion where we want to beat the alarm clock and go to sleep knowing we MUST be up for 6am. AND WAKE UP AT 5:57?? WTH? Yes, the subconscious does have a timer My timer is broken beyond all repair though

 

[fourtytwo]

I think my cell phone has this kind of power...
Everytime I'm in the car and Division Bell by Pink Floyd comes on, I get a call from someone I need to talk to.

 

[X P3 Flight Engineer]

At the risk of being risqué;

That reminds me of the definition of a coincidence:

When a man, his wife, and the alarm clock all go off at the same time!

It's just a coincidence!

 

[Projectguy]

Nice..
Now can you tell me the winning lotto # so I can pay for all this stuff I keep buying.

I tried that and posted in a thread...that I would buy everyone Provaris and ZAPs...Tyger just wished me luck.. not magic, no "a bra kada bra"...Sigh

 

[Projectguy]

Ok here is the deal! Project Guy and me need your twin power activated stat! We want to buy Provari's and Zap's for our Canadian vapers but need the #'s for the Lotto Max

Shades this is what I fear we will get n ! / (r - 1) !

which is factorial 49 (49*48*47*46*.......1)
divided by
factorial (7-1)

Or 13 million to 1

 

[shades]

Shades this is what I fear we will get n ! / (r - 1) !

which is factorial 49 (49*48*47*46*.......1)
divided by
factorial (7-1)

Or 13 million to 1

Those sound like some complex numbers... which is good because complex #'s have imaginary #'s ergo they can imagine the #'s we win... they get the provari's and the zap's

YAY!!!!

 

[tygertyger]

Ok, this is getting spooky. I stayed up really late to babysit a charging battery. I used to just plug 'em in and go, but now I'm trying to be smarter and more careful. I figured it should finish soon so I whiled away a little more time on the computer.... still red.
Got and drank a glass of water.... still red.
Reached for the Swedish Pastry and had a last last vape of the night.... still red.

"Ok, this is ridiculous," I thought, "I'm going to bed." Then I silently chuckled to myself and thought, "That stupid light will turn green the moment I leave the room."

I got as far as the door, reached for the light switch, and compulsively looked over my shoulder.

GREEN.

I really think I may need to buy a lottery ticket.