Batting average not so good

[oxygen thief]

If I hear about an e juice I might like, I read the comments here, watch youtube reviews, read more reviews on their website. This stuff sounds like it can cure cancer, the greatest ever, buy it!

Open the bottle, oh my god, someone bottled vomit with 24mg nicotine. But I told myself that every bottle I buy, no matter if it came from a Pasadena chemical plant in Texas or was an intercept from the kitty litter box, I gotta vape it. I've started today. I may be one out of four good picks when choosing juice. That's after all the reading. And half of those I burn out on at 30ml. My everyday vape that I'm at 200ml on is one I guessed at my first time in a vape store. Pure luck, caramel and Bavarian Cream. For some reason the exhale feels more like a cig than other flavors. All I need is a vanilla and a good pear.

I read that Altcig has Vanilla Love not sure on pear. I have to vape them one way or the other. But there's this cola that smells worse than sour gas and I may have to make an exception. I don't know what I was thinking on Fart Berries either. Arctic Ether, Blue Pain. Drool. Chocolate Possum. I've made a few mistakes.

And then there are the juice delivery engineers, Moe, Larry, and Curly. Hey look everybody this one almost doesn't leak. Ship it, call it the wiwi sharapova. Done.

Maybe I need to rest. This post will haunt me tomorrow.

 

[DPLongo22]

I, for one, hope it.does NOT haunt you. It may be my favorite post EVER. NICELY done!!!

 

[Kemosabe]

Fart Berries FTW

 

[bacc.vap]

I would'nt of thought I'd like vaping pear, but I got some from BWB anyway. I thought it tasted a little odd at first , then I left it sit for a while, and when I went back to it I liked it. Not an overpowering flavor, but it's just right for my taste. Finished a 15ml sampler and will be getting 30ml the next time I order. I'd recomend giving it a try.

 

[daniele25]

Hahahaha.....this is too funny. I dont foresee any ECF ghosts rattling chains in your attic tomorrow...

 

[Voltron]

I'm personally batting way below the Mendoza line, so I feel your pain

 

[oxygen thief]

I just got my 120ml of Bavarian Caramel in from All About Vapor. Life is better.

 

[The Hill Giant]

I feel your pain. 95% (maybe more?) of the juices I've tried taste like post-workout ....

There are only a couple vendors out there that deliver flavors that taste natural without a chemical odor/flavor. They don't carry any of the flavors you're looking for, but I'd definitely recommend you try some of the citrus and tea flavors from Alice in Vapeland. They're very natural tasting, and the tea flavors in particular will satisfy that "cigarette feel" you mention.

Oh, and for the record, if it tastes like ... before it steeps, it'll taste like ... afterward, too. Don't waste your time.

 

[martinc]

I feel your pain. 95% (maybe more?) of the juices I've tried taste like post-workout ....Oh, and for the record, if it tastes like ... before it steeps, it'll taste like ... afterward, too. Don't waste your time.

I wont even ask

Some juices I have bought over the months tasted very chemical but after weeks (sometimes couple months,forgot about them) they were much better...some I plainly fell in love with.

careful posting those infos,if we see you put those bottles in the classies,dont hold it to us to pass,we dont want to sample the taste of your ...

 

[Gloria]

You are an absolute hoot!!!! Thanks much for the chuckles.

Everything that I've tried from altcig has been vapable and several of their juices are extremely appealing to me. I have the Vanilla Love. It's not one of my favorites, but it isn't offensive by any means. It even has a cute little heart attached to the bottle. My favorites from them are the Cinnamon Cheese Danish and the Churro. I also like their Gooey Caramel Cookie and Jollie Watermelon. At least their prices aren't outrageous and they run really good sales quite often. They just had a 25% off sale. Get on their mailing list and if you can, wait for the next sale.

I'm about to try out Heather's Heavenly Vapes for the Cinful Pear and Mocha Java Smooth. Then I'm going back to my efforts at DIY.

Thanks again for the laughs!

 

[oxygen thief]

I feel your pain. 95% (maybe more?) of the juices I've tried taste like post-workout ....

There are only a couple vendors out there that deliver flavors that taste natural without a chemical odor/flavor. They don't carry any of the flavors you're looking for, but I'd definitely recommend you try some of the citrus and tea flavors from Alice in Vapeland. They're very natural tasting, and the tea flavors in particular will satisfy that "cigarette feel" you mention.

Oh, and for the record, if it tastes like ... before it steeps, it'll taste like ... afterward, too. Don't waste your time.


I was just thinking about tea flavors. It makes sense. Hopefully not truck stop tea but other teas. I found a vendor(too lazy to look them up) but $10 for 30ml and something like $40 for $110ml?

I'm spending money like a drunk sailor on shore leave. No offense to drunk sailors. $$$$$$

I'll check AltCig and cinnamon is another one I want to try. I need to DIY but I'm not ready to get into that yet. I cruise around here confused enough as it is. Which batteries explode the most? So, I need to make my own coils? Do I look like McGiver to you? I'm paying $200 and I have to do my own tuneups?

So I got 4 flavors from a very highly rated vendor and was really excited...they smelled like jet fuel as my head recoiled. I think they may be OK after steeping though, maybe 15 years.

Yes our frappachino juice is a savory chocolate vanilla and finishes with a sweet exhaust fume, electrical short sort of vibe.
37 five star ratings. "This is my everyday vape. I couldn't find electrical short anywhere...try it!!!!"

Ratings are good though. I went to a major vendor yesterday and saw pear and got excited. No reviews. The description...Pear. Pear what? Nothing had descriptions. No reviews. Y'all ain't that good people.

One more. We can't describe this flavor but we put a lot of work into it and know you'll love it. Guess what's in it.
It's like the Best Buy of juice vending. No offense to Best Buy.

 

[ogredog]

That's why you get sampler packs....ya you get less juice for more $ but if you get one you don't like its less of a sting and move on to the next but if you find some u like its golden!

People use to tell me that and I never listened...I like variety so much it works very well for me now.

I've also learned I'm mainly a tobacco and cinnamon guy. Hardly ever am I disappointed sticking with those. Sure many are very similar but that's ok, its better than stuff I won't Vape!

If it steeps, it can get better. Especially good ones. If its rotten from the start, it stays rotten there's not that much of a change. The only thing that really changes, is our tastes sometimes. Sometimes we will like something we didn't or dislike an old favorite. Weird how that happens.

 

[Hulamoon]

Other than liking and agreeing with Ogredog's comment, I have to say that I'm more than a LITTLE WORRIED - not so much about one poster stating that his liquid smells and tastes like "P. W. A." but by the sheer numbers of repliers who are AGREEING with him. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT are you lot up to when you're not vaping?? On the other hand, NOOOOO!!! Don't tell me!!! I don't wanna know! Eeewwwwwwwww ROFLM _ A _ (btw, not PWA)_O

 

[oxygen thief]

Flavors are fun to joke about because no two people like the same thing. No matter how bad you make a juice sound, lots of people enjoy it. I buy sample sizes unless people rave about a juice then I'll get 15ml. But man is there some interesting mixes out there.
'Tastes exactly like Bazooka bubble gum.' Really? Good, I'll go buy the gum and save $15.