On her birthday my wife says "it is the one day a year that is just for me!"....
On mother's day my wife says, "it is the one day a year that is just for me being s mother!"
On valentines day my wife says "I love valentines, it is my favorite holiday of the year because....."
Do you get the theme yet? ;-)
sent from my Limited Edition Monkey Island Talking Voodoo Doll Head named Murray®