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[vlahmapoutras]

Hi all.In the years I 've been using this forum I came across some really funny answers by several members.The thing is most of them are lost in this huge forum and cannot remember them. So I thought to create a thread about it.Here you can post/paste funny answers that members gave in the past.Hope that it will become an interesting and entertaining thread.

 

[Douggro]

Just do a search for posts by @HauntedMyst

 

[vlahmapoutras]

The point is to post here what you consider funny so other members can benefit too...

 

[Hans Wermhat]

Just do a search for posts by @HauntedMyst

That was my first thought too.

 

[Kprthevapr]

Just do a search for posts by @HauntedMyst

Yep!

 

[Hans Wermhat]

Seriously? How else would their @sses rub together? Duh. .... cheek contact is an old tradition in cloud comps. It goes back to the 1400's when the indians taught the pilgrims how to smoke tobacco in peace pipes. The white settlers with snap back pilgrim hats (black tops, white brims with the 9fifty label still on them) invented cloud comps. Eventually rubbing .... cheeks was introduced. It's a sign of trust, friendship and comradery. Except when its a sign of displaying latent desires.

 

[Hans Wermhat]

And your car battery can really hurt someone if dropped on them from a second story balcony (grandma still hasn't forgiven me but come on, it was a trap for a coyote. As a person, if you see a steak hanging from a string, you suspect something is up and leave it alone . What kind of a person sees a hanging steak in the backyard and thinks "oh, free steak!"?). You'd have to be much, much higher with an 18500 to really hurt someone.

 

[HauntedMyst]

Thanks guys! But, I've since learned from the moderators it's not funny to try to get some newb to hook up a an unregulated direct pass through mod to his 220 amp socket just to see if his skeleton will show up like an xray like in the cartoons when he vapes for my own amusement. Something about "blah blah, trying to help people vape safely, blah, blah, not trying to electrocute the stupid in ways that make us laugh no matter how much it would make the world a better place, blah, blah, blah" I've promised to do better in the future.

 

[wwdragon]

OMG I am dying here reading those replies. @HauntedMyst my hat is off to you sir

 

[Hans Wermhat]

That's just from the last couple of days. He's a riot. Search for the thread about demon farts in juice. He had a bunch of good ones in that convo. Lol!