Now i look 17.
i started off as i usually do at this time of the year shaved my head. But i noticed a bit of fluff on one ear (as you do), so i gave that a swipe too.
'Smurf, is my ear bleeding?' 'No, not much'.
Which i discover is Dutch for 'Yes - but it only has 2 nicks in it and you have a 3 blade razor'. So one missed me then. As blood runs down one side of my face.
Ended up with a lopsided goatee and then went for the nose trimmer. Who in the name of Christ thought that stuffing power tools up your nose (or worse - i'm on the case here, Google accident with Dysons) was a great idea?
Did you ever see a contest called the ugliest dog in the world? I'll have to change my avi.
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