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Probably a divorce for me... lol
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I won't outright lie to her about it, but...I will tell her a distant race of aliens known as the Annunaki came upon me in the mountains, and bestowed upon me not one, not two, but three, life-changing extraterrestrial squonkers.
 

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I won't outright lie to her about it, but...I will tell her a distant race of aliens known as the Annunaki came upon me in the mountains, and bestowed upon me not one, not two, but three, life-changing extraterrestrial squonkers.

Wow, that sounds more plausible than my getting them for practically nothing just for beta testing them. :laugh:
 

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I won't outright lie to her about it, but...I will tell her a distant race of aliens known as the Annunaki came upon me in the mountains, and bestowed upon me not one, not two, but three, life-changing extraterrestrial squonkers.

Hummmm....I Googled that out of curiosity.

"The Anunnaki appear in the Babylonian creation myth, Enuma Elish. In the late version magnifying Marduk, after the creation of mankind, Marduk divides the Anunnaki and assigns them to their proper stations, three hundred in heaven, three hundred on the earth. In gratitude, the Anunnaki, the "Great Gods", built Esagila, the splendid: "They raised high the head of Esagila equaling Apsu. Having built a stage-tower as high as Apsu, they set up in it an abode for Marduk, Enlil, Ea. " Then they built their own shrines.
 

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I won't outright lie to her about it, but...I will tell her a distant race of aliens known as the Annunaki came upon me in the mountains, and bestowed upon me not one, not two, but three, life-changing extraterrestrial squonkers.
lol. When she asks if something is new I just say "this naw I've had it forever" then tell her that her hair looks nice. I think she's starting to catch on though. I've might have used it 10 times too many [emoji16]
 

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Hummmm....I Googled that out of curiosity.

"The Anunnaki appear in the Babylonian creation myth, Enuma Elish. In the late version magnifying Marduk, after the creation of mankind, Marduk divides the Anunnaki and assigns them to their proper stations, three hundred in heaven, three hundred on the earth. In gratitude, the Anunnaki, the "Great Gods", built Esagila, the splendid: "They raised high the head of Esagila equaling Apsu. Having built a stage-tower as high as Apsu, they set up in it an abode for Marduk, Enlil, Ea. " Then they built their own shrines.
The first CD I ever recorded was called "Prime Directive." It was about the annunaki. It was about the "missing link." The annunaki altered the DNA of homo erectus and jump-started the human species. It was a CD destined for failure of course but it did have its fans. a later CD called "Lemur Sex Drive" drew a crowd of ~100 people when we played it live, with updated annunaki script - and - when we did our final concert, which we called Apocastentia, it was a theatrical presentation of the end of the world in 2012, in which we, as annunakis, crash landed into a venue and performed the most outrageous concert that has ever been seen.

In fact, that very concert will be uploaded to the Scydivasloth Productions YouTube channel, as soon as I can get the footage from a certain wretched plankton farming pimp who has been holding it hostage for the past several months :nah:
 
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