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That's not fair!
That picher was before my card upgrade!
Is that all it takes to get a man card?
Yea...I knowMine's bigger:
Not all of us are qualified to fire heavy artillery. 
You're one of the special few who are
You should come up and see us fire it next year, Nauti! If you have a brassy, I can give you some gorgeous patina with a bit of the black powder
Sounds like an offer I can't refuse
Pistols and bikes are but mere endorsements on a man card.
Having a wife that shoots cannons and still having all your toes nearly gets you one all by itself. If the marriage is commonlaw, it qualifies.
Kneeling down in most circumstances is an immediate revocable offense.
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I am not willing to check the feet of the spouses. I will just have to take their word for it, that all toes are present.
What about crying like a little girl? Is that immediate grounds for revocation?
Over 15 decibels of audible noise
Over 12 seconds of noticible crying
Any relatives besides the offenders child or mother dead causing the incident
All cause for immediate revocation.
Though there is the ex-wife exception. That goes into great detail. Suffice it to say any real man would know right off the bat whether the ex wifes actions warrant risking an "incident".
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Does my former beagle of 17 years count as a child? Sobbed like a child when Bridget passed in my arms. Swore I would never have another dog so I wouldn't get attached that much. Failed
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Americans and guns ... you know it is a right to bear arms not a must.
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I carry a souvlaki in one hand, and a nice lamb rack in the other. Can be as effective you know ...
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I carry a souvlaki in one hand, and a nice lamb rack in the other. Can be as effective you know ...
love this post!I guess if guns are a pathway to a man card I should content myself with the sloth card. Hell, I don't even drink whiskey
me thinks a brass Gilgamesh though, is the ticket to a sloth card
I am attached after one look at the picture ... what a cute doggy!!!Does my former beagle of 17 years count as a child? Sobbed like a child when Bridget passed in my arms. Swore I would never have another dog so I wouldn't get attached that much. Failed
I have arms. Not sure they detach easily.
No guns though.
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Grey area.Does my former beagle of 17 years count as a child? Sobbed like a child when Bridget passed in my arms. Swore I would never have another dog so I wouldn't get attached that much. Failed
No bearing on man card status.
Though it looks as if your file is clean as a whistle.
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Beckdg and his Man Card Committee North America Division
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