Wish you would have been a fly on the wall in my garage today and you would have seen just how subtle I can be.
This guy knocks on the door asking to see the motorcycle for sale. (Son never mentioned he had it advertised) so I let him in the garage. Guy has a smoke hanging out the side of his mouth full of rotted teeth about 1/4" of hair in a greasy ponytail and smells like beer. (I got a gun and a dog so didn't bother me)
Anyways I have to explain to him that the lights flashing are the alarm because he's touched the bike without the key fob in range. I also have to explain that you have to turn it off and take the key out if you want the lights to turn off after starting it. Yes Sir, there is a screw under the battery cover to remove it...yada...yada...yada.
He hands me his business card that clearly states Attorney At Law.............my jaw drops and I say in my most shocked voice......YOU"RE A LAWYER????????????? OMG I even embarassed myself on that one!!
This guy knocks on the door asking to see the motorcycle for sale. (Son never mentioned he had it advertised) so I let him in the garage. Guy has a smoke hanging out the side of his mouth full of rotted teeth about 1/4" of hair in a greasy ponytail and smells like beer. (I got a gun and a dog so didn't bother me)
Anyways I have to explain to him that the lights flashing are the alarm because he's touched the bike without the key fob in range. I also have to explain that you have to turn it off and take the key out if you want the lights to turn off after starting it. Yes Sir, there is a screw under the battery cover to remove it...yada...yada...yada.
He hands me his business card that clearly states Attorney At Law.............my jaw drops and I say in my most shocked voice......YOU"RE A LAWYER????????????? OMG I even embarassed myself on that one!!



), or just tail pipe it.