I wanna party with this guy.

NOPE!!! I'll wait till the last min. like always yell curse get aggravated spend twice the money on cabs and Starbucks stay up till 3am wrapping and mailing at the last min. break out the Jack Daniels accidentally light the tree on fire. Over cook the turkey drink more Jack Daniels be all grumpy and eventually fall asleep on the floor piss drunk while the kids play with the BOX instead of the 200.00 toy and the wife forces me to take a family pic for her mom but in the pic at the last min. she realizes I'm scratching my nuts and grandma gets horrified while I laugh my ... off having more Jack Daniels..........GOD I LOVE CHRISTMAS![]()
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LMFAO