Thanks for the kind words everyone, I'll probably be sore for a few days but I'm sore most of the time anyways haha.
I cleaned her up and while rewicking, I noticed it was slanted on my ohm meter. With a little bit of pressure I managed to coerce my RM2 back to normal.
Thank you so much for the offer, Rob. With it being fixed now, I'd feel wrong if I took you up on it but I really appreciate it.
Time and time again the Reo community proves just how awesome its members are.