Can’t remember if FSUSA will do all VG, anyone know?

[TexasT]

That would never happen. She's just about the sweetest thing in the world and has a smile as big as Texas. And the gal loves everybody!

Its just that there is a different woman inside of women when it comes to husbands. We get corrected a lot, yelled at sometimes and all kinds of things. And YOU know I never deserve any of that! I'm a sweetie pie!

 

[vaporgalinfla]

"and has a smile as big as Texas."

We get corrected a lot, yelled at sometimes and all kinds of things. Any YOU know I never deserve any of that! I'm a sweetie pie!

Only her smile is as big as Texas?

And you don't deserve it when she yells at you and knocks you out cold? I recall many stories of you sleeping under the stars.

 

[TexasT]

Well, you know (or maybe you don't) how HUGE a wifey can look in your eyes when you've been caught doing something wrong. Not that I ever do anything wrong, but I guess some things are wrong in her eyes. Well ... a lot of things are wrong in her eyes. But at those times she can slam me around pretty good and I'm just a helpless, tiny, little, easy going guy.

Then when she tosses me out the door, whoa, that HURTS! And that's when I lay out there in the weeds studying astronomy and looking for those flying saucer things. And there's nothing worse than waking up and there is a cow licking your face. They slobber.

So she looks pretty HUGE to me ...

 

[vaporgalinfla]

I really don't know how HUGE a wife can look in a person's eyes after he/she has done something wrong. But, every now and then, I get mad at my hubby, and he looks a bit frightened! So, maybe you're right. By the way, I'm a little person (5'3" and size 5), so maybe there's something to what you're thinking.

But, I've never tossed him at the door! Maybe I should try that. Then he can lay outside in our perfectly manicured lawn and study the sky.

So, you don't like waking up with a cow licking your face? Can't be much worse than a Pit Bull kissing you. Raleigh is a major kisser and slobbers a lot. I don't mind.

 

[TexasT]

Well, cows and pit bulls aren't all that bad.

But I dated an ex-girlfriend of LD's once and she slobbered worse than a cow or pit bull. And she even sniffed her food before she ate it. EVERY BITE! I just took her out once. LD dated her for six years.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Well, cows and pit bulls aren't all that bad.

But I dated an ex-girlfriend of LD's once and she slobbered worse than a cow or pit bull. And she even sniffed her food before she ate it. EVERY BITE! I just took her out once. LD dated her for six years.

T - I'm sorry that I didn't see your reply sooner!

Cows and pit bulls are very nice animals. I love going to our annual state fair. I really hate the fair overall, but I love seeing the animals. I always spend a lot of time petting the cows. Because of the fair, I discovered that I also love goats and llamas. They are so affectionate.

LD's ex-girlfriend that you dated sounds awful! So, she sniffed her food before eating it? Yuck!