change one word.

[Surf Monkey]

Trump's hideous synthetic hair readily induces vomiting.

 

[hankbizzo5]

Trump's hideous chest hair readily induces vomiting.

 

[katydid]

Trump's hideous chest hair always induces vomiting

 

[Wylie]

Batboy's hideous chest hair always induces vomiting

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Batboy's voluminous chest hair always induces vomiting

 

[Wylie]

Batboy's voluminous ear hair always induces vomiting

 

[rolandpibb]

Batboy's voluminous ear hair always induces proclamations

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Batboy's voluminous nose hair always induces proclamations

 

[katydid]

Batboy's voluminous ear hair always induces proclamations

 

[Wylie]

Batboy's voluminous ear length always induces proclamations

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Batboy's voluminous ear length always induces teasing

 

[katydid]

Batboy's voluminous ear length always induces ridicule

 

[Wylie]

Batboy's voluminous tongue length always induces ridicule

 

[Surf Monkey]

I don't think the word voluminous applies to length.

Prodigious tongue length always induces Batboy's ridicule.

 

[Wylie]

No, voluminous relates to volume. It's a thick, long tongue. Plus, we can only change one word. Otherwise my post would have been "Flying monkeys eat fried okra with ranch dressing on a hot summer night in Papua, New Guinea." Since we can't, I'll go with:

Prodigious tongue length seldom induces Batboy's ridicule.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

.... Plus, we can only change one word ....

So Batboy is going to endure ridicule for a while longer, then.


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Prodigious tongue length seldom induces Batboy's libido.

 

[katydid]

Prodigious tongue length never induces Batboy's libido.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Prodigious tongue length never arouses Batboy's libido.

 

[Wifabif]

Prodigious tongue length never arouses Batboy's suspicions.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Prodigious tongue length never arouses Shannon's suspicions.