Chewing gum lure kids into nicotine gum

[caramel]

Also

Soft drinks lure kids into liquor.

True believer ANTZ should treat their kids only with flavorless gum and drinks. (Menthol-Cola allowed for a transitional period of 2 years).

Any ANTZ that doesn't put their heart where their mouth is shall officially be deemed a FRAUD.

 

[Niten13]

Baahaha this made me laugh pretty hard, great way to start in the morning

 

[Rat2chat2]

 

[AndriaD]

Also

Soft drinks lure kids into liquor.

True believer ANTZ should treat their kids only with flavorless gum and drinks. (Menthol-Cola allowed for a transitional period of 2 years).

Any ANTZ that doesn't put their heart where their mouth is shall officially be deemed a FRAUD.

Not so much frauds, as control-freak fascists with zero human compassion. And prissy little noses too. But then again... yeah ok, frauds. They've been bellyaching for 30 yrs about 2nd hand smoke; turns out it's not so much the 2nd hand smoke they were worried about, it's just the VERY IDEA that someone might do something enjoyable that really gets their panties in a bunch.

THOU SHALT ENJOY NOTHING is their commandment. But only for others -- not themselves, oh no, never that. It's only EVERYONE ELSE that's the problem. You see a lot of that in AA. And I bet most of those ANTZ have 3-martini lunches in those smoke-free establishments they've railroaded into being, and then go home to a nice liquid dinner... all the while bellyaching about EVERYONE ELSE.

Andria

 

[philoshop]

A relatively small group of people, with a very large microphone, continuously shouting, "This is what I think, and therefore everyone should think this way as well."

 

[Jman8]

I wish we could separate their religion from our state / individual rights

 

[Kent C]