Chinese Zodiac

[Iken]

Hey guys,
I was having alot of fun with a few friends from over the pond and thought it would be great for you to join in! Plus it can make us a little more familiar with ourselves as we already aren't

I learned that my Chinese symbol is the Dog!

DOG -1922-1934-1946-1958-1970-1982-1994-2006-
Man's best friend indeed; you are honest, faithful and sincere. You give real value in return for affection. You are an agreeable companion - when you're in a good mood. To know you is to love you, except when you let go with a brutish comment or snap sarcastic zingers at us poor unsuspecting bystanders. You have a bark on you, that makes even your most ferocious bite seem painless. But you selflessly redeem yourself. You believe in justice for all and willingly take up worthy causes and bear weighty crosses against unfair practices. You respect tradition and value honor. You take real pleasure in helping a senior citizen cross a busy street. A finely honed critical sense allows you to sniff out deceit and track down fraud. Trouble is, this flair for truth is so keen that it sometimes causes you to become pessimistic. Terminal disappointment and even depression may ensue. As a hedge against this tendency to hopelessness, try to surround yourself with amusing people whose optimism will help you maintain your equilibrium. Marry up with a Tiger, Horse or Cat. At a tender age you will begin to notice that the world is a very unfair place. You'll get involved in crusades and seek to right basic wrongs. Advice? Try not to be so painfully righteous. Accept compromise. Curl up here by the fire and dream of better days.

Positive : The Dog can be attentive, well meaning, helpful, warm-hearted, altruistic, modest,
devoted, philosophical, dutiful, discreet, intelligent and enthusiastic.

Negative : The Dog can also be nasty, mean-spirited, disagreeable, bad-tempered, self-righteous, judgemental, quarrelsome, accusing, nervous, anxious and impossible to live with.

Seems pretty accurate!
I don't understand the Element of Water yet though

So what are you?

chinese zodiac

 

[alisab]

I am the Monkey:

MONKEY -1920-1932-1944-1956-1968-1980-1992-2004-

You are a delightful person who never misses a trick and who, despite an undeniable tendency to cunning and chicanery, rarely jumps a red light. Contradictory? Yes, indeed. And more. Monkeys are astute and like to be in on everything. You catch on long before the punch line, but you never laugh till you are good and ready. You're a plotter and a planner. When confronted with a seemingly impervious miasma of human complexity, you, nimble-spirited Monkey, will always find the means to restore order. You are an invaluable aide-de-camp, employee and helpmate. You'd make a super Vice-President. Titles and position mean nothing to you as you instinctively recognize that, no matter how high up you are seated, you will still on be sitting on your behind. Without fanfare you manage to run the show quite deftly from the wings. You refuse to grow old. If you have the funds to leap on that operating table for a face-lift, nose job, hair transplant you will be their with bells on. When choosing a partner, go for a Rat, Dragon or Tiger. The first and last phases of your life will run smoothly. At around forty you may experience a sudden loss of confidence from a major mid-life love crisis. The sinking spell will pass after the age of forty-five. Advice? It is not enough to be smarter than everyone else, knowing when to bet and when to pass is the secret of winning at those games you so enjoy. Refine your sense of timing through careful, patient observation. You will live longer and better on less if you learn to save your precious energy.

Positive : The Monkey can be reasonable, faithful, autonomous, candid, altruistic, successful, inventive, co-operative, loving, intelligent, individualistic and generous entertainers.

Negative : The Monkey can also be hyperemotional, capricious, guileful, self-indulgent, immature, insecure, indifferent, careless, gullible, petty and grabby scene-stealers.

Only the good stuff pertains.

 

[Vaporologist]

I'm a Tiger

TIGER -1914-1926-1938-1950-1962-1974-1986-1998-
Noble and fearless, you are respected for your courage and dreaded for your ferocity and incessant intemperance. Like a raging torrent, you constantly overflow your banks. Where are you going in such a hurry? Can't you take just one teensy peek before you pounce? Try to slow down, practice a little moderation. Stop going around being so heartbreakingly attractive. It's exhausting. Of course, some people find you so dashing and plucky that they want to climb aboard and go along for the ride. But you, Tiger dear, are a swashbuckling loner. The top is the only place you want to be. You court danger, the fiercer the enemy, the more dramatic the situation, the broader grows your Tigerish grin. Your changeability, disdain for rules, self-sufficiency and devil-may-care attitude may be your undoing. In matters of the heart you are too demanding, but you certainly aren't boring. You get on best with Dogs, Horses and Dragons. Stay away from Monkeys and other Tigers, you are lucky, but not that lucky. You'll breeze through your youth. But by the age of thirty-five, half a lifetime's excesses may start to catch up with you. Pull your socks up by forty and by the time you reach fifty you'll be young again, ready for a productive old age. Advice? Go ahead and take the job as a five-star general, but choose your lieutenants wisely - you'll be needing lots of loyal counsel.

Positive : The Tiger can be lovable, alluring, warm-hearted, altruistic, honourable, hard-working, pleasant, independant, engaging, dynamic and idealist sweetie pies.

Negative : The Tiger can also be rash, hot-headed, reckless, infatuated, quarrelsome, caustic, moody, predatory, rebellious, disobedient and irreverent rascals.

 

[Iken]

Lol That's funny Alisa. Your a total package!



And You Vapor "Stop going around being so heartbreakingly attractive"
cut that out

 

[alisab]

Vaporologist - I felt it when you were told to stay away from Monkeys, look what it told me: When choosing a partner, go for a Rat, Dragon or Tiger.

 

[mistinthewoods]

When I put in my birth year the word "...." appeared in the other field. I assume they meant "rooster" because anything else would just be rude. Here' what it said about me:
ROOSTER -1921-1933-1945-1957-1969-1981-1993-2005-
Uncommonly resilient, you were born to bounce back. Even though your whole life is a roller coaster ride, a crazy quilt of successes and setbacks, high times and low, trials, tribulations and other emotionally exhausting or gut-wrenching experiences, you remain an irrepressibly staunch and plucky spirit. No matter the degree of despair, you simply pick yourself up, brush your feathers smooth and strut all over again. You emit enthusiasm rays. Your joy in experiencing new kicks is contagious. People clamor to hang out with you, to go to your places, see your sights, share your thrilling way of life. You will frequently occupy positions of authority. You are naturally bossy and excel at setting a good example. You work very hard. Despite a sometimes cocky attitude and a tendency to be conceited, you cannot be accused of being either pushy or pedantic. You are a multi-talented, open minded yet conservative person. In love, you flip for elegance and class. Try dating a Snake, Dog or Dragon. Advice? You are to frank for your own good. Take pains to be less candid. Your blatancy can do you in. Blow your own horn if you will but try not to blow the whistle on yourself in the bargain. Remember, a Rooster in hot water is nothing more than chicken soup.
Positive : The Rooster can be forthright, brave, enthusiastic, loyal, hardworking, tenacious, resilient, adventurous, meticulous, prompt, astute, well-dressed, proficient, down-to-earth, gregarious, communicative, sensible, generous, charming, ebullient and terminally witty.
Negative : The Rooster can also be cranky, fussy, vain, self-involved, blindly egotistical, over-zealous, pretentious, materialistic, grabby, high-handed, cynical, mercurial, self-absorbed and quixotic as hell.

I must have been born in the wrong year 'cause that doesn't sound much like me.

 

[Switched]

MONKEY -1920-1932-1944-1956-1968-1980-1992-2004-
You are a delightful person who never misses a trick and who, despite an undeniable tendency to cunning and chicanery, rarely jumps a red light. Contradictory? Yes, indeed. And more. Monkeys are astute and like to be in on everything. You catch on long before the punch line, but you never laugh till you are good and ready. You're a plotter and a planner. When confronted with a seemingly impervious miasma of human complexity, you, nimble-spirited Monkey, will always find the means to restore order. You are an invaluable aide-de-camp, employee and helpmate. You'd make a super Vice-President. Titles and position mean nothing to you as you instinctively recognize that, no matter how high up you are seated, you will still on be sitting on your behind. Without fanfare you manage to run the show quite deftly from the wings. You refuse to grow old. If you have the funds to leap on that operating table for a face-lift, nose job, hair transplant you will be their with bells on. When choosing a partner, go for a Rat, Dragon or Tiger. The first and last phases of your life will run smoothly. At around forty you may experience a sudden loss of confidence from a major mid-life love crisis. The sinking spell will pass after the age of forty-five. Advice? It is not enough to be smarter than everyone else, knowing when to bet and when to pass is the secret of winning at those games you so enjoy. Refine your sense of timing through careful, patient observation. You will live longer and better on less if you learn to save your precious energy.

* Positive : The Monkey can be reasonable, faithful, autonomous, candid, altruistic, successful, inventive, co-operative, loving, intelligent, individualistic and generous entertainers.
* Negative : The Monkey can also be hyperemotional, capricious, guileful, self-indulgent, immature, insecure, indifferent, careless, gullible, petty and grabby scene-stealers.

 

[Sorrid]

ROOSTER -1921-1933-1945-1957-1969-1981-1993-2005-
Uncommonly resilient, you were born to bounce back. Even though your whole life is a roller coaster ride, a crazy quilt of successes and setbacks, high times and low, trials, tribulations and other emotionally exhausting or gut-wrenching experiences, you remain an irrepressibly staunch and plucky spirit. No matter the degree of despair, you simply pick yourself up, brush your feathers smooth and strut all over again. You emit enthusiasm rays. Your joy in experiencing new kicks is contagious. People clamor to hang out with you, to go to your places, see your sights, share your thrilling way of life. You will frequently occupy positions of authority. You are naturally bossy and excel at setting a good example. You work very hard. Despite a sometimes cocky attitude and a tendency to be conceited, you cannot be accused of being either pushy or pedantic. You are a multi-talented, open minded yet conservative person. In love, you flip for elegance and class. Try dating a Snake, Dog or Dragon. Advice? You are to frank for your own good. Take pains to be less candid. Your blatancy can do you in. Blow your own horn if you will but try not to blow the whistle on yourself in the bargain. Remember, a Rooster in hot water is nothing more than chicken soup.

* Positive : The Rooster can be forthright, brave, enthusiastic, loyal, hardworking, tenacious, resilient, adventurous, meticulous, prompt, astute, well-dressed, proficient, down-to-earth, gregarious, communicative, sensible, generous, charming, ebullient and terminally witty.
* Negative : The Rooster can also be cranky, fussy, vain, self-involved, blindly egotistical, over-zealous, pretentious, materialistic, grabby, high-handed, cynical, mercurial, self-absorbed and quixotic as hell.

Good Lord I'm a walking talking psychological nightmare!!

 

[mistinthewoods]

We're in the same boat Sorrid. I was born 12 years before you but I guess I'm a crazy assed rooster too.

 

[CarrieM]

SNAKE -1917-1929-1941-1953-1965-1977-1989-2001-
How does it feel to be irresistible? It must be super to know that the whole world is intoxicated by you with your bewitching perfume, your silken scarves and your glamorous accessories. Everybody is in awe of your appearance. And you, in turn, are in awe of how adoring your admirers are. You do so love to please. Some think of you as the silent type, but you can be very talkative when there is something important to say. People cherish your sage like advice. Those seeking peace of mind are drawn to consult you for counseling and wisdom. You can always tell what's about to happen before it does. One wonders if you receive messages from other realms. If you do, don't fight it. Listen to the spirits and learn. With money, you are both a miser and a spendthrift. Rather than push the thermostat up a few degrees, you'll wrap yourself in sable and curl up with a good lover. You are famous for demanding exclusive rights on your mate while blithely maintaining your own busy private life on the side. Security is your all-time favorite happiness provider. Team up with a Rooster or Ox. The first two parts of your life will be hectic and nerve-racking. But old age becomes you. Enjoy it. Advice? Be generous with your glory. Try to decline the spotlight when someone who needs it more than you is around.
Positive : The Snake can be amiable, compromising, fun-loving, altruistic, honourable, sympathetic, philosophical, charitable, a paragon of fashion, intuitive, discreet, diplomatic, amusing and sexy.
Negative : The Snake can also be self-righteous, imperious, judgemental, conniving, mendacious, grabby, clinging, pessimistic, fickle, haughty, ostentatious and a very sore loser.

 

[Caexars]

Yay monkeys!!!!

 

[Sugar_and_Spice]

I am new to Ikenvape but I'll play.
DRAGON -1916-1928-1940-1952-1964-1976-1988-2000-
Sure of yourself, dynamic and noisy, you are a born master of ceremonies. Fireworks, parties, festivals, holidays, rallies, you get things started and keep them moving. You're feisty and gifted with power and luck. People look up to you. You can be a braggart and you don't trust easily. When you know you are right you are inflexible. In business you appear tough, but even you, dauntless dragon, are not invincible. All those flames are mere camouflage. Underneath, you are a soft touch. A pushover. You faint at the sight of a weeping willow. Sentimentality stalks your every move, you cannot resist it's maudlin tug. Faithful to friends and family, you are less so in matters of the heart. You are devastatingly attractive. And romantic too. You long to crawl into cave after cave with a series of passionate lovers who tickle and hurt and thrill all at once. You dream of a lifelong moment of ecstasy. Hook up with Rats, Monkeys, Roosters or Tigers. Avoid Ox's or Dogs. A regulated, disciplined family and school life in childhood may frustrate your need for applause and undeserved attention but it may also set you on a more realistic path than one you may have chosen yourself. Your mid-life crisis will be a humdinger! But if your still alive at fifty, your real work will begin to pay off. You know how to learn from mistakes. Advice? Don't let your ego get the jump on your brain. Practise laughing at yourself in the mirror and lower your profile.
Positive : The Dragon can be vibrant, magnanimous, charismatic, principled, self-sufficient, discriminating, compelling, sentimental, accomplished, noble-hearted, healthy and prodigiously shrewd.
Negative : The Dragon can also be bombastic, dissatisfied, ruthless, demanding, opinionated, mawkish, egocentric, defensive, power-mad, foolhardy, wilful and pompous.

Some of the above is accurate...but no big ego(this must be reserved for the males, cause I know some and yeah they have BIG EGOS). But since I am female, I tend to be a bit shy. Must be a girl thing? And I am over fifty....so when does the payoff begin? j/k
wv

 

[Bella Chic]

I'm a monkey too lol


MONKEY -1920-1932-1944-1956-1968-1980-1992-2004-
You are a delightful person who never misses a trick and who, despite an undeniable tendency to cunning and chicanery, rarely jumps a red light. Contradictory? Yes, indeed. And more. Monkeys are astute and like to be in on everything. You catch on long before the punch line, but you never laugh till you are good and ready. You're a plotter and a planner. When confronted with a seemingly impervious miasma of human complexity, you, nimble-spirited Monkey, will always find the means to restore order. You are an invaluable aide-de-camp, employee and helpmate. You'd make a super Vice-President. Titles and position mean nothing to you as you instinctively recognize that, no matter how high up you are seated, you will still on be sitting on your behind. Without fanfare you manage to run the show quite deftly from the wings. You refuse to grow old. If you have the funds to leap on that operating table for a face-lift, nose job, hair transplant you will be their with bells on. When choosing a partner, go for a Rat, Dragon or Tiger. The first and last phases of your life will run smoothly. At around forty you may experience a sudden loss of confidence from a major mid-life love crisis. The sinking spell will pass after the age of forty-five. Advice? It is not enough to be smarter than everyone else, knowing when to bet and when to pass is the secret of winning at those games you so enjoy. Refine your sense of timing through careful, patient observation. You will live longer and better on less if you learn to save your precious energy.

* Positive : The Monkey can be reasonable, faithful, autonomous, candid, altruistic, successful, inventive, co-operative, loving, intelligent, individualistic and generous entertainers.
* Negative : The Monkey can also be hyperemotional, capricious, guileful, self-indulgent, immature, insecure, indifferent, careless, gullible, petty and grabby scene-stealers.

 

[Vaporologist]

Gosh, it's always felt like I'm hanging around a bunch of monkeys. Now I know why....

 

[Sugar_and_Spice]

Hey guys,
I was having alot of fun with a few friends from over the pond and thought it would be great for you to join in! Plus it can make us a little more familiar with ourselves as we already aren't

I learned that my Chinese symbol is the Dog!

DOG -1922-1934-1946-1958-1970-1982-1994-2006-
Man's best friend indeed; you are honest, faithful and sincere. You give real value in return for affection. You are an agreeable companion - when you're in a good mood. To know you is to love you, except when you let go with a brutish comment or snap sarcastic zingers at us poor unsuspecting bystanders. You have a bark on you, that makes even your most ferocious bite seem painless. But you selflessly redeem yourself. You believe in justice for all and willingly take up worthy causes and bear weighty crosses against unfair practices. You respect tradition and value honor. You take real pleasure in helping a senior citizen cross a busy street. A finely honed critical sense allows you to sniff out deceit and track down fraud. Trouble is, this flair for truth is so keen that it sometimes causes you to become pessimistic. Terminal disappointment and even depression may ensue. As a hedge against this tendency to hopelessness, try to surround yourself with amusing people whose optimism will help you maintain your equilibrium. Marry up with a Tiger, Horse or Cat. At a tender age you will begin to notice that the world is a very unfair place. You'll get involved in crusades and seek to right basic wrongs. Advice? Try not to be so painfully righteous. Accept compromise. Curl up here by the fire and dream of better days.

Positive : The Dog can be attentive, well meaning, helpful, warm-hearted, altruistic, modest,
devoted, philosophical, dutiful, discreet, intelligent and enthusiastic.

Negative : The Dog can also be nasty, mean-spirited, disagreeable, bad-tempered, self-righteous, judgemental, quarrelsome, accusing, nervous, anxious and impossible to live with.

Seems pretty accurate!
I don't understand the Element of Water yet though

So what are you?

chinese zodiac

Iken,
I found definition for the water element. I am water also.
five elements




People born under the Water element have above average skills in interpersonal relations and persuasion. They communicate well and are able to wear away any opposition from others through their firm, constant but unobtrusive efforts. They also have the capability to advance their ideas by influencing the thoughts of others. By nature, people born under the Water element are flexible, intuitive, diplomatic and unimposing. They have an eye for spotting things that have potential. Once identified, Water element people are naturals at getting the project rolling. Their flair lies in recognising and using the talents and resources at their fingertips. Fortunately, they never make others feel that they are being made used of. Water people tend to be too conciliatory and will look for the easiest way out. At their worst, they can be inconstant and passive. They also tend to lean too much on others for support. If they want to be effective, they must be more persuasive and assertive. Only then, can they realise their dreams.

 

[Gregg]

Monkey here also 1956.... not to sure how close it is, but will have the better half take a look.

 

[VaporMadness]

Dragon... go figure...

DRAGON -1916-1928-1940-1952-1964-1976-1988-2000-
Sure of yourself, dynamic and noisy, you are a born master of ceremonies. Fireworks, parties, festivals, holidays, rallies, you get things started and keep them moving. You're feisty and gifted with power and luck. People look up to you. You can be a braggart and you don't trust easily. When you know you are right you are inflexible. In business you appear tough, but even you, dauntless dragon, are not invincible. All those flames are mere camouflage. Underneath, you are a soft touch. A pushover. You faint at the sight of a weeping willow. Sentimentality stalks your every move, you cannot resist it's maudlin tug. Faithful to friends and family, you are less so in matters of the heart. You are devastatingly attractive. And romantic too. You long to crawl into cave after cave with a series of passionate lovers who tickle and hurt and thrill all at once. You dream of a lifelong moment of ecstasy. Hook up with Rats, Monkeys, Roosters or Tigers. Avoid Ox's or Dogs. A regulated, disciplined family and school life in childhood may frustrate your need for applause and undeserved attention but it may also set you on a more realistic path than one you may have chosen yourself. Your mid-life crisis will be a humdinger! But if your still alive at fifty, your real work will begin to pay off. You know how to learn from mistakes. Advice? Don't let your ego get the jump on your brain. Practise laughing at yourself in the mirror and lower your profile.
Positive : The Dragon can be vibrant, magnanimous, charismatic, principled, self-sufficient, discriminating, compelling, sentimental, accomplished, noble-hearted, healthy and prodigiously shrewd.
Negative : The Dragon can also be bombastic, dissatisfied, ruthless, demanding, opinionated, mawkish, egocentric, defensive, power-mad, foolhardy, wilful and pompous.

 

[IndustrialAction]

I'm a horse and it fits me to a "T"


HORSE -1918-1930-1942-1954-1966-1978-1990-2002-
In High style is your style. Self possessed and proud, you dream of cutting a swath through life. Moving mountains and changing the shape of things. You are active and energetic. Yet, unless you feel like it, you may stubbornly refuse to do anything at all. Nobody can make you budge an inch. You're not lazy, you simply do precisely as you please. None the less, Horse people are doers. You are a resolute achiever who cherishes his goals. You fear failure and will slave to save your career. Money is important to you. And you never let sentimentality get in the way. You are even willing to prance over a few cadavers to get to what you want out of life. Passion is the only emotion that can turn your ruthlessness to mush - may even cause you to give up the keys to your innermost soul, turn your back on family, desert friends and eradicate your past for the sake of pursuing an idyllic future with the object of your affection. Beware! Such exclusive devotion can be the ruination of an otherwise hardy and practical Horse. Underneath a fa�ade of near dandyism, you are oddly conservative. Your regulation striped ties may boast a shocking pink background but they are still regulation striped ties. Your basic black dress may sport a sexy off-the-shoulder neckline. But it is still basic black. You may think of yourself as a solid-citizen straight arrow person, but verbally you are outrageous, outspoken and often out of line. To belong you will spend much of your life learning to control your outbursts. You're snappish and arrogant when riled - and you are invariably riled. Childhood is easy for you, young adulthood will be a stormy foot dragging period. Although fitting in attracts you, responsibility dampens your high spirits. Maturity comes late to Horses. Once common sense is second nature, the Horse progresses smoothly. Here's a piece of advice, don't break rules. Crime is not your strong suit. Your happiness is in your work.

* Positive : The Horse can be productive, enthusiastic, amusing, warm-hearted, talented, agreeable, industrious, generous, sociable, autonomous, strong minded, sexy, curious, persuasive and logical.
* Negative : The Horse can also be defiant, condescending, unscrupulous, anxious, moody, excessively pragmatic, opportunistic, hard-nosed, self-serving and so obtuse as to seem to have gone both blind and deaf at once.

 

[5cardstud]

That's too cool Isaac. I see everybody is going Ape over it. I couldn't resist that.

Okay, I'll play.

RAT -1912-1924-1936-1948-1960-1972-1984-1996-
In China, Rats are very highly prized. You are power hungry and know instinctively how to reach the top. Once you get those Rat claws firmly around an honored position, you hold on for dear life. Leadership becomes you. People respect you. You seem so cool, you are fun loving and sociable. But your private self is often fidgety and nervous. You need to talk problems through. Getting anxiety off your chest is as good as putting it out of your mind. Some accuse you of talking too much, let's just say that you talk a lot. You are not a willing idler. You're quick-witted, you speed through work to have plenty of time left to meddle in what others are up to. When dealing in delicate matters, you instinctively know how to keep your whiskers clean. Yet, you aren't a straight arrow. You would always rather zigzag your way to fame and fortune than trot the straight and narrow. You tend to be picky. You are paradoxical. An odd mix of profligate and thrifty, saving everything from worn-out rubber bands to frayed shirt collars, just in case, then spending like a bandit on some costly bauble that you deem essential to your well being. You charm others into doing what you want. Winning friends and seducing lovers is child's play for sexy rat's. Still, you are not promiscuous, you are the marrying kind, you require a family. Rat's should team up with Dragons, Ox's or Monkeys and should steer well clear of Cat's and Horses. Youth is a good time for Rats, but mid-life can bring your downfall due to errors of judgement in love or business matters. If you seek counsel from the wise, your golden years should prove comfortable. Advice? Stop worrying. Rats never starve. Crafty go-getters like you never do.
Positive : Rats can be charming, protective, compassionate, communicative, dynamic, familial, thrifty, skilful, sober upright, attractive, idealistic, prosperous, experimental, calm, sensual, loving, talented, adaptable, open-minded and brilliant entrepreneurs.
Negative : Rats can also be possesive, picky, defensive, excessive, addictive, fickle, stingy, bumptious, bossy, exploitive, anxious, argumentative, opinionated, overbearing and self-obsessed.

My Aspect is +Yang

My Element is Earth----The centre, balance, reliability and foundation
People born under the Earth element are serious, logical and methodical. They also possess foresight and excellent deductive powers. They are intelligent and objective and they know where best to direct their resources for the best possible results. With these qualities, they make good planners and administrators. They have the ability to optimise the use of resources and are wise and prudent in financial matters. This has a spill-over effect as they are equally good at handling their own money. People of the Earth element like to keep things in perspective. They are conservative by nature and they rarely blow things out of proportion. Their most common fault however, is that they are too governed by their own interests. They also lack imagination and have too secure an outlook of life. They must find it in themselves to be more adventurous in life. Nevertheless, Earth people will impress others with their sound reasoning, reliability, discipline and steadiness.

 

[Switched]

Gosh, it's always felt like I'm hanging around a bunch of monkeys. Now I know why....

Watch it Tiger, I have golf clubs