Watch it Tiger, I have golf clubs
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Hey, wouldn't this be a good time to bring back your Monkey In a Suit avatar back?
Chinese Zodiac
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LOL!
Hey, wouldn't this be a good time to bring back your Monkey In a Suit avatar back?
I'm a Boar! (I thought I was the year of the pig, but boars sound cooler so I'll take it!)
BOAR -1923-1935-1947-1959-1971-1983-1995-2007-
You are a model of sincerity, purity, tolerance and honor. You want to do everything right. You've got a fine feeling for aesthetics and a flair for authenticity. We seek your common sense advice and enjoy your convivial company. You delight in country living. Rustic sensuality and off color jokes tickle you silly. Gourmet foods is no stranger to your lips either. However, you are far too accommodating. People take advantage of your yielding nature. Then, when you've exhausted yourself by giving too much, you fly into fits, tantrums and blind rages. We all run for cover when you're angry, reappearing only when you are re-ensconced in your favorite arm chair, your attention riveted on an expensive art book, smacking your lips characteristically while downing a stunning box of imported chocolates. Phew! Pigs often become rich, they can't help it. You're mad about opulence. Silks, hand-crafted silvers and 18 carat gold candelabra befit your sumptuous tastes. In romantic matters you get along very well with Dragons, Goats and Cats/ Watch out for Snakes and Roosters. Peace of mind sets in once you have learned to say no loud and clear. By middle age, your surges of rage will abate and life will become a real wallow. Try, in the interest of healthy self defense, to exercise your right to refuse to serve others. Just say NO, and remember practice makes perfect.
Positive : The Boar can be sensible, sensual and sensitive, sweetly naive, caring, self-sacrificing, erudite, talented, open-handed, candid, outgoing, amusing, charitable, obliging, graciously hospitable and virtuous.
Negative : The Boar can also be hot-tempered, pessimistic, outrageously epicurean, earthy to a fault, sardonic, snobbish, snide, authoritarian, competitive, know-it-all, stingy, victimized and sometimes downright criminally mad at the world.
I think I'm going to ensconce in my favorite armchair and have a hit or 2 of my new liquid! Maybe then I won't be so criminally mad at the world!!! Hahaha. This is pretty much accurate, except at it's extremes positive and negative. I'm not totally self-sacrificing, but I'm not a stingy victim either!
BOAR -1923-1935-1947-1959-1971-1983-1995-2007-
You are a model of sincerity, purity, tolerance and honor. You want to do everything right. You've got a fine feeling for aesthetics and a flair for authenticity. We seek your common sense advice and enjoy your convivial company. You delight in country living. Rustic sensuality and off color jokes tickle you silly. Gourmet foods is no stranger to your lips either. However, you are far too accommodating. People take advantage of your yielding nature. Then, when you've exhausted yourself by giving too much, you fly into fits, tantrums and blind rages. We all run for cover when you're angry, reappearing only when you are re-ensconced in your favorite arm chair, your attention riveted on an expensive art book, smacking your lips characteristically while downing a stunning box of imported chocolates. Phew! Pigs often become rich, they can't help it. You're mad about opulence. Silks, hand-crafted silvers and 18 carat gold candelabra befit your sumptuous tastes. In romantic matters you get along very well with Dragons, Goats and Cats/ Watch out for Snakes and Roosters. Peace of mind sets in once you have learned to say no loud and clear. By middle age, your surges of rage will abate and life will become a real wallow. Try, in the interest of healthy self defense, to exercise your right to refuse to serve others. Just say NO, and remember practice makes perfect.
Positive : The Boar can be sensible, sensual and sensitive, sweetly naive, caring, self-sacrificing, erudite, talented, open-handed, candid, outgoing, amusing, charitable, obliging, graciously hospitable and virtuous.
Negative : The Boar can also be hot-tempered, pessimistic, outrageously epicurean, earthy to a fault, sardonic, snobbish, snide, authoritarian, competitive, know-it-all, stingy, victimized and sometimes downright criminally mad at the world.
I think I'm going to ensconce in my favorite armchair and have a hit or 2 of my new liquid! Maybe then I won't be so criminally mad at the world!!! Hahaha. This is pretty much accurate, except at it's extremes positive and negative. I'm not totally self-sacrificing, but I'm not a stingy victim either!
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LOL, too busy right now but I will be reading everyones "scope", it should prove interesting. Funny how the Chinese know
Yea, I'm tired with decorating the Christmas tree.
LOL, too busy right now but I will be reading everyones "scope", it should prove interesting. Funny how the Chinese know
Yea, I'm tired with decorating the Christmas tree.
There ya go! I've missed it, it's my favorite
SNAKE -1917-1929-1941-1953-1965-1977-1989-2001-
How does it feel to be irresistible? It must be super to know that the whole world is intoxicated by you with your bewitching perfume, your silken scarves and your glamorous accessories. Everybody is in awe of your appearance. And you, in turn, are in awe of how adoring your admirers are. You do so love to please. Some think of you as the silent type, but you can be very talkative when there is something important to say. People cherish your sage like advice. Those seeking peace of mind are drawn to consult you for counseling and wisdom. You can always tell what's about to happen before it does. One wonders if you receive messages from other realms. If you do, don't fight it. Listen to the spirits and learn. With money, you are both a miser and a spendthrift. Rather than push the thermostat up a few degrees, you'll wrap yourself in sable and curl up with a good lover. You are famous for demanding exclusive rights on your mate while blithely maintaining your own busy private life on the side. Security is your all-time favorite happiness provider. Team up with a Rooster or Ox. The first two parts of your life will be hectic and nerve-racking. But old age becomes you. Enjoy it. Advice? Be generous with your glory. Try to decline the spotlight when someone who needs it more than you is around.
Positive : The Snake can be amiable, compromising, fun-loving, altruistic, honourable, sympathetic, philosophical, charitable, a paragon of fashion, intuitive, discreet, diplomatic, amusing and sexy.
Negative : The Snake can also be self-righteous, imperious, judgemental, conniving, mendacious, grabby, clinging, pessimistic, fickle, haughty, ostentatious and a very sore loser.
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I hate fashion and prefer comfort. Only wear perfume maybe twice a year.
Element is wood.
Those born in the years dominated by the Wood element are people of high morals and great confidence. They know the intrinsic value of things and are apt to appreciate all that they have. Their interests are wide and varied and this makes them interesting company. They are systematic in their thinking and possess executive personalities. Their expansive and co-operative natures will allow them to do things on a large scale. Wood element people like to spread their wings and diversify to as many areas as possible. They are individuals who see renewal and growth as important aspects in life. They are unselfish and will share whatever recognition or rewards they receive as they believe in team effort. They will find support and finances whenever in need. This is because others have faith in their business acumen and abilities. Their main shortcoming is that they tend to take on more than they can handle. They may not finish what they start if they spread themselves out too thinly. They must learn to work within manageable limits. Also, wood people tend to be too conciliatory and will look for the easiest way out. At their worst, they can be inconstant and passive. They can also lean too much on others for support. To be effective, they must be more persuasive and assertive. Only then, can they turn their dreams into reality.
How does it feel to be irresistible? It must be super to know that the whole world is intoxicated by you with your bewitching perfume, your silken scarves and your glamorous accessories. Everybody is in awe of your appearance. And you, in turn, are in awe of how adoring your admirers are. You do so love to please. Some think of you as the silent type, but you can be very talkative when there is something important to say. People cherish your sage like advice. Those seeking peace of mind are drawn to consult you for counseling and wisdom. You can always tell what's about to happen before it does. One wonders if you receive messages from other realms. If you do, don't fight it. Listen to the spirits and learn. With money, you are both a miser and a spendthrift. Rather than push the thermostat up a few degrees, you'll wrap yourself in sable and curl up with a good lover. You are famous for demanding exclusive rights on your mate while blithely maintaining your own busy private life on the side. Security is your all-time favorite happiness provider. Team up with a Rooster or Ox. The first two parts of your life will be hectic and nerve-racking. But old age becomes you. Enjoy it. Advice? Be generous with your glory. Try to decline the spotlight when someone who needs it more than you is around.
Positive : The Snake can be amiable, compromising, fun-loving, altruistic, honourable, sympathetic, philosophical, charitable, a paragon of fashion, intuitive, discreet, diplomatic, amusing and sexy.
Negative : The Snake can also be self-righteous, imperious, judgemental, conniving, mendacious, grabby, clinging, pessimistic, fickle, haughty, ostentatious and a very sore loser.
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I hate fashion and prefer comfort. Only wear perfume maybe twice a year.
Element is wood.
Those born in the years dominated by the Wood element are people of high morals and great confidence. They know the intrinsic value of things and are apt to appreciate all that they have. Their interests are wide and varied and this makes them interesting company. They are systematic in their thinking and possess executive personalities. Their expansive and co-operative natures will allow them to do things on a large scale. Wood element people like to spread their wings and diversify to as many areas as possible. They are individuals who see renewal and growth as important aspects in life. They are unselfish and will share whatever recognition or rewards they receive as they believe in team effort. They will find support and finances whenever in need. This is because others have faith in their business acumen and abilities. Their main shortcoming is that they tend to take on more than they can handle. They may not finish what they start if they spread themselves out too thinly. They must learn to work within manageable limits. Also, wood people tend to be too conciliatory and will look for the easiest way out. At their worst, they can be inconstant and passive. They can also lean too much on others for support. To be effective, they must be more persuasive and assertive. Only then, can they turn their dreams into reality.
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Ah very cool you devastatingly attractive beautiful dragon! They forgot to add resourceful to the list!
Welcome!
Rat here too. Wish I could have been something cool like a Dragon or Tiger but no I have to be something grubby and disgusting. LOL!!
In China, Rats are very highly prized. You are power hungry and know instinctively how to reach the top. Once you get those Rat claws firmly around an honored position, you hold on for dear life. Leadership becomes you. People respect you. You seem so cool, you are fun loving and sociable. But your private self is often fidgety and nervous. You need to talk problems through. Getting anxiety off your chest is as good as putting it out of your mind. Some accuse you of talking too much, let's just say that you talk a lot. You are not a willing idler. You're quick-witted, you speed through work to have plenty of time left to meddle in what others are up to. When dealing in delicate matters, you instinctively know how to keep your whiskers clean. Yet, you aren't a straight arrow. You would always rather zigzag your way to fame and fortune than trot the straight and narrow. You tend to be picky. You are paradoxical. An odd mix of profligate and thrifty, saving everything from worn-out rubber bands to frayed shirt collars, just in case, then spending like a bandit on some costly bauble that you deem essential to your well being. You charm others into doing what you want. Winning friends and seducing lovers is child's play for sexy rat's. Still, you are not promiscuous, you are the marrying kind, you require a family. Rat's should team up with Dragons, Ox's or Monkeys and should steer well clear of Cat's and Horses. Youth is a good time for Rats, but mid-life can bring your downfall due to errors of judgement in love or business matters. If you seek counsel from the wise, your golden years should prove comfortable. Advice? Stop worrying. Rats never starve. Crafty go-getters like you never do.
Positive : Rats can be charming, protective, compassionate, communicative, dynamic, familial, thrifty, skilful, sober upright, attractive, idealistic, prosperous, experimental, calm, sensual, loving, talented, adaptable, open-minded and brilliant entrepreneurs.
Negative : Rats can also be possesive, picky, defensive, excessive, addictive, fickle, stingy, bumptious, bossy, exploitive, anxious, argumentative, opinionated, overbearing and self-obsessed.
In China, Rats are very highly prized. You are power hungry and know instinctively how to reach the top. Once you get those Rat claws firmly around an honored position, you hold on for dear life. Leadership becomes you. People respect you. You seem so cool, you are fun loving and sociable. But your private self is often fidgety and nervous. You need to talk problems through. Getting anxiety off your chest is as good as putting it out of your mind. Some accuse you of talking too much, let's just say that you talk a lot. You are not a willing idler. You're quick-witted, you speed through work to have plenty of time left to meddle in what others are up to. When dealing in delicate matters, you instinctively know how to keep your whiskers clean. Yet, you aren't a straight arrow. You would always rather zigzag your way to fame and fortune than trot the straight and narrow. You tend to be picky. You are paradoxical. An odd mix of profligate and thrifty, saving everything from worn-out rubber bands to frayed shirt collars, just in case, then spending like a bandit on some costly bauble that you deem essential to your well being. You charm others into doing what you want. Winning friends and seducing lovers is child's play for sexy rat's. Still, you are not promiscuous, you are the marrying kind, you require a family. Rat's should team up with Dragons, Ox's or Monkeys and should steer well clear of Cat's and Horses. Youth is a good time for Rats, but mid-life can bring your downfall due to errors of judgement in love or business matters. If you seek counsel from the wise, your golden years should prove comfortable. Advice? Stop worrying. Rats never starve. Crafty go-getters like you never do.
Positive : Rats can be charming, protective, compassionate, communicative, dynamic, familial, thrifty, skilful, sober upright, attractive, idealistic, prosperous, experimental, calm, sensual, loving, talented, adaptable, open-minded and brilliant entrepreneurs.
Negative : Rats can also be possesive, picky, defensive, excessive, addictive, fickle, stingy, bumptious, bossy, exploitive, anxious, argumentative, opinionated, overbearing and self-obsessed.
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Ah very cool you devastatingly attractive beautiful dragon! They forgot to add resourceful to the list!
Welcome!
Thank you Iken. 5C is the reason I found your wonderful products. He keeps raving about them, especially on the Buzz forum. And yes, I have 2 buzz's. I have yet to try the GoldV2 drip cartos and as with everyone else am anxiously awaiting their arrival. I have tried some of your prem plat cartos as well as the V2 gold cartos(non-drip style). I think I like the platimum ones better tho. Must just be my preference.
Glad to have found your site and am looking forward to using your products for a very long time.
wv
I know, I'm a rat too. They may be prized in China but in the U.S. they are dirty stinking rats.
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"Negative : Rats can also be possesive, picky, defensive, excessive, addictive, fickle, stingy, bumptious, bossy, exploitive, anxious, argumentative, opinionated, overbearing and self-obsessed."
Sorry but that ain't you 5C.
Sorry but that ain't you 5C.
I'm a monkey, he's a monkey, she's a monkey, we're a monkey... wouldn't you like to be a monkey, too.
Who remembers the old Dr Pepper commercial?
OK, that was weak, but there are a lot of us monkeys. 1968.
Oh, yeah. I meant to add I'm an earth monkey which is way better than any other kind. Water monkeys drown, fire monkeys burn, and air monkeys attack Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.
Who remembers the old Dr Pepper commercial?
OK, that was weak, but there are a lot of us monkeys. 1968.
Oh, yeah. I meant to add I'm an earth monkey which is way better than any other kind. Water monkeys drown, fire monkeys burn, and air monkeys attack Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.
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Aww 5Card is such a great guy. One of the very best and such a dear friend. He wouldn't steer you wrong in the least WV. No, no your right, the V2 platinum was my fault. They have been discontinued for a low price of only 1 dollar. I should've let them run through the Beta testing first. This was a valuable lesson learned.Thank you Iken. 5C is the reason I found your wonderful products. He keeps raving about them, especially on the Buzz forum. And yes, I have 2 buzz's. I have yet to try the GoldV2 drip cartos and as with everyone else am anxiously awaiting their arrival. I have tried some of your prem plat cartos as well as the V2 gold cartos(non-drip style). I think I like the platimum ones better tho. Must just be my preference.
Glad to have found your site and am looking forward to using your products for a very long time.
wv
LOL you crafty go-getter!I know, I'm a rat too. They may be prized in China but in the U.S. they are dirty stinking rats.
I definitely see this!
Positive : Rats can be charming, protective, compassionate, communicative, dynamic, familial, thrifty, skilful, sober upright, attractive, idealistic, prosperous, experimental, calm, sensual, loving, talented, adaptable, open-minded and brilliant entrepreneurs.
Vaporo totally justified your sensual side to boot!
Another Rat here...
Scary how accurate these are lol
RAT -1912-1924-1936-1948-1960-1972-1984-1996-
In China, Rats are very highly prized. You are power hungry and know instinctively how to reach the top. Once you get those Rat claws firmly around an honored position, you hold on for dear life. Leadership becomes you. People respect you. You seem so cool, you are fun loving and sociable. But your private self is often fidgety and nervous. You need to talk problems through. Getting anxiety off your chest is as good as putting it out of your mind. Some accuse you of talking too much, let's just say that you talk a lot. You are not a willing idler. You're quick-witted, you speed through work to have plenty of time left to meddle in what others are up to. When dealing in delicate matters, you instinctively know how to keep your whiskers clean. Yet, you aren't a straight arrow. You would always rather zigzag your way to fame and fortune than trot the straight and narrow. You tend to be picky. You are paradoxical. An odd mix of profligate and thrifty, saving everything from worn-out rubber bands to frayed shirt collars, just in case, then spending like a bandit on some costly bauble that you deem essential to your well being. You charm others into doing what you want. Winning friends and seducing lovers is child's play for sexy rat's. Still, you are not promiscuous, you are the marrying kind, you require a family. Rat's should team up with Dragons, Ox's or Monkeys and should steer well clear of Cat's and Horses. Youth is a good time for Rats, but mid-life can bring your downfall due to errors of judgement in love or business matters. If you seek counsel from the wise, your golden years should prove comfortable. Advice? Stop worrying. Rats never starve. Crafty go-getters like you never do.
* Positive : Rats can be charming, protective, compassionate, communicative, dynamic, familial, thrifty, skilful, sober upright, attractive, idealistic, prosperous, experimental, calm, sensual, loving, talented, adaptable, open-minded and brilliant entrepreneurs.
* Negative : Rats can also be possesive, picky, defensive, excessive, addictive, fickle, stingy, bumptious, bossy, exploitive, anxious, argumentative, opinionated, overbearing and self-obsessed.
Scary how accurate these are lol
RAT -1912-1924-1936-1948-1960-1972-1984-1996-
In China, Rats are very highly prized. You are power hungry and know instinctively how to reach the top. Once you get those Rat claws firmly around an honored position, you hold on for dear life. Leadership becomes you. People respect you. You seem so cool, you are fun loving and sociable. But your private self is often fidgety and nervous. You need to talk problems through. Getting anxiety off your chest is as good as putting it out of your mind. Some accuse you of talking too much, let's just say that you talk a lot. You are not a willing idler. You're quick-witted, you speed through work to have plenty of time left to meddle in what others are up to. When dealing in delicate matters, you instinctively know how to keep your whiskers clean. Yet, you aren't a straight arrow. You would always rather zigzag your way to fame and fortune than trot the straight and narrow. You tend to be picky. You are paradoxical. An odd mix of profligate and thrifty, saving everything from worn-out rubber bands to frayed shirt collars, just in case, then spending like a bandit on some costly bauble that you deem essential to your well being. You charm others into doing what you want. Winning friends and seducing lovers is child's play for sexy rat's. Still, you are not promiscuous, you are the marrying kind, you require a family. Rat's should team up with Dragons, Ox's or Monkeys and should steer well clear of Cat's and Horses. Youth is a good time for Rats, but mid-life can bring your downfall due to errors of judgement in love or business matters. If you seek counsel from the wise, your golden years should prove comfortable. Advice? Stop worrying. Rats never starve. Crafty go-getters like you never do.
* Positive : Rats can be charming, protective, compassionate, communicative, dynamic, familial, thrifty, skilful, sober upright, attractive, idealistic, prosperous, experimental, calm, sensual, loving, talented, adaptable, open-minded and brilliant entrepreneurs.
* Negative : Rats can also be possesive, picky, defensive, excessive, addictive, fickle, stingy, bumptious, bossy, exploitive, anxious, argumentative, opinionated, overbearing and self-obsessed.
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