NEXT TIME I am taking the day(or two) off from work, setting the table up closer to the head, ordering all of my food over the phone and keeping the coffe pot within reach of the computer. I am not desperate for juice, I DO make sure there are ALWAYS 4 un-opened bottles of Tribeca and Malibu handy, hell, I remember the day I got my G6 and Element packages like it was yesterday. I have introduced my two favorite flavors to EVERY friend that I have. (I don't have a lot of friends, but they all know about Halo) Now it's just the drive to win SOMETHING. I'd even go so far as to say, I would gladly give away my one and only win just to share the Tribeca or Malibu with someone who still buys, stuff from,.....over there. Or even better, to someone who still thinks they love to smoke cigarettes. (don't hold me to that tho) Cinder, the line in the sand has been drawn, I will win in either of the next two contests you run. Then I plan to start my Master Plan.
What is this damned fools masterplan? You ask yourself. If I have to start a campaign on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and every other social media site, even the ones that haven't been invented yet. That campaign is to MAKE Halo sell larger bottles! I know, profit, profit, profit. BUT I THINK AMERICA IS READY FOR A CHANGE!! 60, 120, 240ML AS BIG AS POSSIBLE. I have saved EVERY empty bottle, even the little sample bottles so transporting a little extra is easy. In this case BIGGER is BETTER! SIZE DOES MATTER! Width, girth, I don't care, 30 ml is not enough. I love the blue bottles, but change them to save $ if that's what ya gotta do. I NEED MY TRIBECA AND MALIBU IN BIGGER BOTTLES! oh yeah speaking of size, XXL didn't quite do it when it comes to covering my Cheesesteak Holder.
Ok, YES, I have had WAAAY too much coffee today and according to the bottle, I shouldn't have drank those other 3 5 hour energy bottles. I figured 5 times 5 hours would cover 25 hours. Oh, yeah one more thing, If anyone else agrees about the bigger bottle thing, copy and paste it on every one of their forums. Why not start here.
As for my winning, well, I really am gonna try next time.
Halo needs to hear our voices, AMERICA IS READY FOR A CHANGE IN THEIR BOTTLE SIZES. Now that the other election thingy is over, it's time to get to work. Weare working hard out here every day to re-build after Sandy. Now she is throwing us an After-Party called a nor-easter there's no telling what we'll have on our hands by Friday morning. Heck, the snowfalkes NOW are the size of quarters and we were only supposed to MAYBE get flurries.These flakes are huge! Like Halo's E-liquid bottles should be!
..........as he heads for the shed to grab the snow shovel and salt to put it by th back door for when he needs it. Next, load another ViVi with tribeca and have another cup of coffee and contemplate who or what he will go after next,.............................. Maybe that guy in Oregon who killed that Giant Pacific Octopus. What a jerk. Those creatures are smart, one slight turn in evolution and they could be in charge of this planet.
