CONTEST****Smokelessimage.com*****VOLT

[Imagine]

NEW Fun Contest brought to you by Smokeless Image !! the proud distributors of the VOLT electronic cigarette! The Most realistic analog experience on the market!!

Contest:

Make a post containing a poem or limerick about smokelessimage or the VOLT or both . It must contain at least 4 lines of verse.

You may enter up to 10 times (edit* please number your posts)!

2 winners will be chosen at random and a 3rd winner will be the post with the most "likes".

Winners can choose from 1 of the following : 1 basic kit, 2 batts, 2 bottles of 30ml juice, or 3 packs of carts!


Contest will end at 500 posts!

Good luck all!!!

The VOLT means so much to me.
No more ash and smoke.
I just cannot wait to see.
Poems from the ECF Folk

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[Vapian]

Folks can end their "Stop-Smoking" voyage
By ordering from Smokeless Image
Won't they be surprised
When before their own eyes
Their Volt becomes like an appendage?

 

[Loveridden]

The Smokeless Image is the place to be....
When you go shopping for an e-ciggy....
For carts, and juice, and batteries....
Go to Smokeless Image and save money!

 

[RippleInStillWater]

I used an ecig called the Volt
It gave my system quite a jolt
I have wasted so much time
And spent many a dime
On others that now I feel like a dolt!!!!

How about haikus? Only three lines, though..........

The prose's quality will only plummet from the lowly precipice I have started at unfortunately!!!

 

[marlou]

You can try a lot of Jokers
If analogs you want to quit
Sort of like a game of poker
til you find the one that's it.
If you're looking for the Ace,
Smokeless Image is the place.
Try the Volt PV.
It's where you want to be.

 

[rbuck9]

a contest a contest
a smokeless image contest
with a ryhme just in time
to give myself a jolt
to think i may win a smokeless image volt

 

[Vapian]

Auric Goldfinger took to re-shape
The world in a brand-new landscape
When James lit up a Morland
He gave him a Volt and
Said, "Mr. Bond, I expect you to Vape."

 

[Ever1ast]

There once was a man from Nantucket.....wait wait wait....wrong theme

The Last Days of Smoking

The analogs knew they were done.
The Volt had B.T. on the run.
PVs conquered the day,
SmokelessImage guided the way.
Vaping had finally won

 

[izabella]

Voltage

Sliding, slipping,
fingers gripping,
breathing slowly,
there’s no dripping.

Vapor gliding,
warmly guiding,
teasing, tempting,
swiftly rising.

Shifting, grinding,
carto winding,
vapor building
breathless, blinding.

Smokeless Image
Volt bewitching --
vaping, quaking,
finally switching.

 

[beachpuff]

Here I sit
Vaping my Volt
My favorite way
For my nicotine jolt

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

There once was a man from nantucket
Who loved his mod and drip bucket
After getting a Jolt
From a shiny new VOLT
He finally decided to chuck it

expect 9 more! (thanks for the inspiration everlast!)

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

There once was a lady named alice
She wrote e-cig reviews with much malice
When her new VOLT she tried
fell to her knees and cried
"I should be vaping this in a palace!"

#2

 

[RippleInStillWater]

A hippie named Ripple once thought
That all cartos were the same that he bought
Then he tried SI's types
They lived up to the hype!
And they became the only accessories that he go(ugh)t!!!

 

[zerominusone]

I started this vaping voyage
with so many options to choose
It ended with the Volt from Smokeless Image
With this choice there's nothing to loose

 

[thehangdude]

As a poet, I'm a dolt
My lyrics are pathetic.
I'll place prune e-juice in my Volt
And vape my diuretic.

 

[vikki59]

From A Newb
From the ECF forum I read and read
too many choices, it spun my head
I listened to the vets saying get a volt
That will give you your very best jolt

 

[rbuck9]

there once was an ecig named volt
that made vapor instead of smoke
it worked so well without all the smell
that big tobacco went broke

 

[tmcase]

My seach for a PV is over
Thanks to the SI Volt.
Why did it take forever
To find a PV with a jolt?

 

[kritter]

Once upon a midnight dreary
coughing and hacking
I became quite leery
of the toxins and crap
I was sucking in
ordered the Volt and bliss began

 

[izabella]

Ode to a Volt

I already know you're Super Volt.
I ordered from Smokeless Image
and tried your vape one night.
I know you are smooth.

There's no need to explain.
The relative voltage of your battery
is insignificant to me.
I know you are special.

There's no need to pretend.
I know you battle analog evil
in the name of health and justice.
I know you are true.

There's no need to hide it.
I believe you use your powers
for the good of all mankind, and me.
I know your strength.

There's no need to shield me.
I feel the vapor that protects
when you wrap me in your mist.
I know I won't be hurt.

I already know I love you.
I wait with eager heart for
the mail to bring you to me.
I know you’re the best.