No, I'm not perfect, but I serve a God who is. He will make up the difference.......
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I finally figured out why women like 'men in uniform'. Because we know they can follow orders....
Good morning Koman. 
If you had to choose between your significant other and a million dollars, what is the first thing you would buy?
If you had to choose between your significant other and a million dollars, what is the first thing you would buy?
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. Not all this "How did you get in my house? " business!!!
Please remember, there is a FINE LINE between "fitted clothes" and "sausage casings"!!
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"Hon, I know where we keep everything in the house. I live here, remember?" Said no husband ever.
My husband woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love Sharpies!!!
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you can do is run for public office.
A one minute kiss can burn 26 calories.......
Thinking I just found my new exercise program!!!
Thinking I just found my new exercise program!!!
I'm pretty sure it's called PMS because that's easier to say than 'estrogen induced maniac depressive bipolar disorder prone to fits of psychopathic rage.'
To all you students who choose to drop out of High School, remember 2 things:
1. You tried your best and that's all that matters.
2. I don't like onions on my Big Mac.
1. You tried your best and that's all that matters.
2. I don't like onions on my Big Mac.
Friends are angels who help us to our feet when our wings have forgotten how to fly.
Don't forget to thank God for blessing you with these great friends.
I know am truly blessed and do!
Don't forget to thank God for blessing you with these great friends.
I know am truly blessed and do!
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