Daily Comments

[jj2]

Who the heck said life is fair??
Fair is where they put ribbons on pigs!!

 

[jj2]

Female spiders eat the males after mating.......... Guess they know collecting life insurance is a heck of a lot easier than collecting child support.

 

[jj2]

Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike.
Well...........it's not!!!

 

[jj2]

Leave the gym like you leave a kiss. Panting, glistening, and longing for more...........

Yeah right.......

 

[jj2]

Happy Mother's Day to all our special moms and have a great day..

 

[Fudgey]

 

[mogium]

life sucks... That is all

 

[jj2]

Contrary to popular belief, as you get older you don't always have to have your crap together to be okay.....it is however, helpful to know where it is!!

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hi mogi

 

[jj2]

I woke up early one morning, the earth lay cool and still,
when suddenly a tiny bird perched on my window sill.
He sang a song so lovely, so carefree, and so gay,
that slowly all my troubles began to slip away.
He sang of far off places of laughter and of fun.
It seemed his very trilling brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers, crept slowly out of bed,
then gently shut the window and crushed his little head......

The End.

I'm not a morning person......

 

[jj2]

Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?

 

[jj2]

Well since I couldn't find a bike, I went for a run this morning.
I came back after 2 minutes because I forgot something.......
I forgot that I'm out of shape and can't run for more than 2 minutes!!!!

 

[jj2]

True love is waking up next to your husband and thinking, "I could smother him or make breakfast"

Sigh.....Pancakes it is.

 

[jj2]

The Paperclip: The Staple for people with commitment issues......

 

[jj2]

There is no sin in your past, present, or your future that isn't nailed to the cross.
Today, we are enjoying a salvation that we didn't not earn.

 

[jj2]

"Humor is just another defense against the universe."

 

[jj2]

I don't exercise......it makes my coffee spill......

 

[jj2]

Only as high as I reach can I grow
only as far as I seek can I go
only as deep as I look can I see
only as much as I dream can I be

 

[jj2]

My idea of "getting lucky" is having someone else cook dinner.

 

[jj2]

When a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, it's from happiness, but when the drop is from the left eye, it is pain. If you cry from both eyes at the same time, you probably stepped on a Lego.

 

[jj2]

Today's Quote: "The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."