Daily Comments

[Fudgey]

I don't decorate outside at all, I'm talking about other people here in town. Some even turn the thing on a night yet!!!

The lady who cleans our restrooms at work will put up small decorations out for the holidays and seasons, she is slipping...there are still Christmas decorations in there.....LOL

Carrie

 

[jj2]

I want you to walk a mile in my shoes.
No not those....or those.......definitely not those.
You know what? Just sit a mile on my couch and leave my shoes alone.

 

[jj2]

Welcome to "Hokey Pokey Anonymous"...... the place where you turn yourself around......

 

[jj2]

"Old Spice"......if your grandpa hadn't worn it, you wouldn't be here.................

 

[Lisa B]

When I was little I used to love curling up on my dad's lap after he had a bath and a shave and just smell that old spice. Is one of my favorite memories as a child.

 

[jj2]

My grandpa wore it, my dad didn't, and DH does. It will probably be here for centuries and generations to come---not many products can say that.
Thing is, just remembering can make you think you smell it. It's like imagining smelling Spring flowers.

 

[jj2]

Has anyone noticed the word 'economy' sounds like .....eek no money?

 

[jj2]

For all the husbands: Never question your wife's judgment, after all, look who she married......

 

[jj2]

All right, who did it? Who took my broomstick?!?

 

[jj2]

When someone says, "There will be hell to pay.", exactly how much is that and where do you send the check?

 

[jj2]

I want everyone to know that I still haven't found my missing halo........and now my wings are missing too!!

 

[keyzygirl]

Bummer,do you have 2 bumps on your forehead yet?

 

[jj2]

I'm feeling around back there.......maybe.......well maybe.
I'm sure my color is changing though.

 

[jj2]

Drama is like a dog turd.....its best to just walk around and away from it.
But, by the time you smell it, you've probably already stepped in it.

 

[jj2]

State Senator R.C. Soles theory on gun Control:
A family found dead is better than finding a family explaining to police how they protected themselves from their attacker......
except when it comes to his family.

 

[jj2]

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job.....slowly raise your head and say, "In Jesus name. Amen."

 

[jj2]

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Hope is the ability to hear the music of the future.
Faith is having the courage to dance to it today.

 

[jj2]

Life is like a jungle.......ya gotta go find your vine and swing like you mean it!!!

 

[Lisa B]

Sounds like a job for my chimp and I....lol

 

[jj2]

Sounds like a job for my chimp and I....lol

LMAO
Wasn't even thinking about your avatar but you are right!!!


My mom taught me to be a lady, my Dad taught me to be a princess, but my sister taught me how to kick .... and take names!!!