Daily Comments

[jj2]

Hmmm... I thought this was normal??

Then continue on because to differ you'd have to be serious and that can really be a downer at times.

 

[classwife]

...like eating dessert first to make sure you have room for it !!!

 

[Fudgey]

I know someone that does that.........sounds logical to me

 

[jj2]

DH's mom never let her son's have any kind of dessert before meal time. When she got older, and remarried, our daughter went to spend a week with them. Evidently before lunch or supper (can't remember which one), everybody had a cookie to make the food go down better.

 

[Fudgey]

It's funny how people can change their attitudes about stuff like that....LOL

 

[jj2]

CHARACTER: What you do when people are watching.
INTEGRITY: What you do when no one is.

 

[jj2]

Fact: Jumping to conclusions does not count as cardio exercise.....who knew?

 

[CarrieM]

Fact: Jumping to conclusions does not count as cardio exercise.....who knew?

Darn, that was the only cardio I thought I was getting.. back to being a bump on a chair. No use trying to exercise if it's not going to count for anything

 

[Fudgey]

Gosh darnit......

 

[jj2]

Are you the devil or just an angel who's halo has broken in two and the two halves stuck to your head to make horns?

 

[Fudgey]

Nah....my halo is just on a little crooked

 

[jj2]

How do you know it's even there with the feathers up there?

 

[CarrieM]

How do you know it's even there with the feathers up there?

what did you think the feathers were attached to???

 

[Fudgey]

I'm hiding it in the feathers so no one can see that it is crooked

 

[jj2]

As I wake up from my sleep, I pray my diet I may keep. But if temptation makes me slip, I pray the Lord my pants don't rip.

 

[Fudgey]

As I wake up from my sleep, I pray my diet I may keep. But if temptation makes me slip, I pray the Lord my pants don't rip.

That one is hillarious!!!

 

[keyzygirl]

Thats a good one!!I love it!!

 

[jj2]

This one I high handled, but it is so true.

How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys.
We read them these stories (hopefully ) or shove a DVR into the player and then we are surprised when the kids misbehave. Shouldn't we be the ones in time out?

 

[Fudgey]

Hmmmm....when you put it that way, makes you wonder why we turned out so good

 

[jj2]

Good Morning my friends!
Your golden ray of sarcastic sunshine has arisen!